Roadtrip - Postcards from Death by the Monster Hiding Under the Bed

[Haggis]

Hold me Soccer Mom. I'm frightened. :e2brows:

[Rolling Thunder]

What is the new title going to be, Haggis?

[Haggis]

What is the new title going to be, Haggis?

I'm gathering my undead minions for a conference call as we speak.

[Serenity]

OOOooo!!!! HORROR!!! Where's the purple hat and scythe?

And only one of you could possibly get that reference! LOL

[ChaosTitan]

OOOooo!!!! HORROR!!! Where's the purple hat and scythe?

And only one of you could possibly get that reference! LOL



:e2chain:

[Haggis]

OOOooo!!!! HORROR!!! Where's the purple hat and scythe?

And only one of you could possibly get that reference! LOL

That must be Soccer Mummy. She's the smart one.

[Soccer Mom]

Iz ssssssssssssssscary in here. :shivers: I might need to go get the Rambo Yorkie for this one!

[Kerr]

Hey! Maybe this is the place to introduce my friend that I dug...uh, I mean drug up outta the basement....



Come on, don't be shy.




Now where'd he get to.





http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/window2.gif

[Soccer Mom]

Gah! Don't you Horror Hounds ever sweep the cobwebs? And I think I recognize those donuts from last year! OMG! Did one of those donuts move?

[Pike]

Not for long! *pops donut in mouth* Mmmm, the stale goodness of it all! Anybody got some curdled milk?

Pike

[ChaosTitan]

There are certain rules one must abide by in order to successfully survive a trip to the Horror Forum....






....anyone?

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Colonel! We're gone to Horror instead of Erotica!

What a revolting development!

I'm scared!

[Kerr]

I see one spot of blood on my carpets, and somebody will pay!

Why do you think Haggis is always hanging out? He may be small, but big on clean-ups.

[callalily61]

Meet Gavin, everyone. He's 430 years old, needs to feed every 4 days and... oh, look! Today's one of those days. Yay! Now, who's complaining about spilled blood? Gavin's all ready to test everyone's blood to cross-check with the type dripped on the carpet.

Gents, loosen your collars. Just a sip is all that's necessary. There's a convenient vein in the back of your necks that your hair will just... about... cover. Afraid you'll just have to hope your SOs don't notice. No wussing out, please.

Ladies, if you'd strip to your undies? Gavin really prefers the saphenous vein on the inner thigh. The upper thigh. :e2brows: Jaycinth and Jeanne, your usual risque outfits will be fine. Soccer Mom, your overwhelming niceness is making Gavin salivate. If you'd step to the front of the line? Oh, and he approves of your lacy mini-skirt. Red was the perfect choice.

Haggis, Gavin asked me to tell you that he's saving you for last. He's worried about dog hair getting stuck in his fangs. Don't be nervous now. It'll only be a few... hours. :e2teeth:

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

:eek::Jaw::Jaw::Jaw::Jaw::gone:

[callalily61]

You didn't think you'd get out of the Horror forum without leaving a little something behind for us to remember them by, did you?

BTW, OFG, Gavin approves your avatar's dress. He's moved you to the next place in line...

[Kerr]

Now don't be keeping Haggis too long, Lily, not when there's blood to be cleaned up. Oh, hell! There, someone else is got into it. http://www.canada.com/windsorstar/news/story.html?id=b98fda58-7a0a-4fe2-b8ae-900e6aa34f72

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Er... uh... I'm thinkin' it's time for an avatar change!

[Soccer Mom]

Meet Gavin, everyone. He's 430 years old, needs to feed every 4 days and... oh, look! Today's one of those days. Yay! Now, who's complaining about spilled blood? Gavin's all ready to test everyone's blood to cross-check with the type dripped on the carpet.

Gents, loosen your collars. Just a sip is all that's necessary. There's a convenient vein in the back of your necks that your hair will just... about... cover. Afraid you'll just have to hope your SOs don't notice. No wussing out, please.

Ladies, if you'd strip to your undies? Gavin really prefers the saphenous vein on the inner thigh. The upper thigh. :e2brows: Jaycinth and Jeanne, your usual risque outfits will be fine. Soccer Mom, your overwhelming niceness is making Gavin salivate. If you'd step to the front of the line? Oh, and he approves of your lacy mini-skirt. Red was the perfect choice.

Haggis, Gavin asked me to tell you that he's saving you for last. He's worried about dog hair getting stuck in his fangs. Don't be nervous now. It'll only be a few... hours. :e2teeth:


Um, tell Gavin I'm really rather sour and would taste bad. I need salt. I've been in the sun all weekend. I'm sure I taste like Coppertone. Kevin looks tasty.

:flees:

[Haggis]

Welcome, Gavin. :welcome:

[Rolling Thunder]

All Gavin will get out of me right now is dishwater. :D

[Haggis]

All Gavin will get out of me right now is dishwater. :D

I'll bet we can get out of this with minimal losses.

Let me think.

One total sacrifice should last us the whole week. I ask you, do we really need two mods for the horror forum?

:e2teeth:

[Serenity]

Well, I think I'm in luck. I'm pretty sure the blood of the dead isn't healthy for you.




:D

[cray]

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/scared003.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[callalily61]

Gavin's heard all the excuses and seen all the fear--he's been around since the 1500s, folks.

Haggis, your "welcome" is appreciated, but hunger is hunger. Now be a good little doggie and the Lily might shave a patch of fur to make things easier for you. And Soccer Mom, he enjoys a range of flavors: sweet, salt, dead, dishwater. Variety is the spice of un-life, after all.

Nowhere to run, people. You DID come into the Horror forum of your own free will.

Mwhahahahahaha!

[Haggis]

Nowhere to run, people. You DID come into the Horror forum of your own free will.

Mwhahahahahaha!

Well...um...they might have been nudged a bit. :D

As much as I admire Gavin, I feel the need to remind him that I was already killed late last year (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=85364). There is, however, another, still living horror mod available. His name (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/member.php?u=8931)escapes me.

[callalily61]

But Gavin likes dogs! He owns a Rottweiler-Shepherd mix.

Hmmm... I do seem to recall that another canine mods this forum. *whistles and shakes bag of Snausages*

[Soccer Mom]

:e2cry:

But I was asleep on the bus! They said we were going to erotica and got silly and put on the red lacy thing. Gah! Gavin saw that?

Oh noes!

[Bmwhtly]

Now, now, boys and girls.

It's a forum just like any other. There's no reason to be scared.
The people here are almost as normal as anyone.

Just look there, what's less frightening than a couple out taking the air?
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/7954/emilyrosexc1.gif
Ummm...
*runs back to the Cabaret*

hey, who locked this door?

[Captain Howdy]

http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj129/barrymore_tebbs/MySpace%20Pics/pooh.jpg

"count all the bees in the hive la la la la
chase all the clouds from the sky la la la la"

[Bmwhtly]

Ha, take that beloved childhood icon!

[Bmwhtly]

Since when did pooh have a beard?

[callalily61]

Ha ha! For a second I thought Pooh and Cthulhu did the nasty and the Pooh above was the spawn! I approve.

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

GAH!

Put a warning on those, Colonel! I almost choked on my Shredded Wheat.

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

In that case... BOO!

http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1775/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1775R-9167.jpg

[Bmwhtly]

http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1775/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1775R-9167.jpg
I scared

[Haggis]

In that case... BOO!

http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1775/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1775R-9167.jpg

That's just wrong.

[cray]

http://h03.net/DontLink/ghouls/ANIsleepingZombie2C.gif

"morning"

[Haggis]

Um, has anybody seen Soccer Mummy?

http://chiwowwow.com/WEBLOG/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/cat-mummy.jpg

[Bmwhtly]

Who's hungry?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/18/Nightofthelivingdead_screenshot.jpg

[cray]

jessica?

oh.

OH -- the reminds me. i need to go get my coffee or something (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2444825&postcount=23174)

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

I wanna go home!!!

[callalily61]

I wanna go home!!!

But we have the keys and you're here for a whole week.

:e2teeth:

Have we shown you our lovely dungeon yet? If we like you, we might lend you earplugs to muffle the screams... temporarily.

[Haggis]

I wanna go home!!!

Someone here to see you, OFG.

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o15/Damnhaggis/ghoul09.gif

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Bring 'im in...

[cray]

this ain't so bad, these horror folks are all soft and cuddly, like haggis.

[Bmwhtly]

Sorry to interrupt.
Cray, there's a horde of zombies here to see you.

http://whitebridgecomputing.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/shaun-of-the-dead-zombie-group.jpg

[cray]

Sorry to interrupt.
Cray, there's a horde of zombies here to see you.

http://whitebridgecomputing.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/shaun-of-the-dead-zombie-group.jpg

is that dr. house over there on the left?

[robeiae]

The horror...the horror...

[DL Hegel]

The horror...the horror...
there is more horror in your sigline...

[Kerr]

Someone here to see you, OFG.

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o15/Damnhaggis/ghoul09.gif

Is this Father Damien?

OFG, I'm so sorry about your luck. Someone should have warned you not to mess with the Ouija board?

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Is this Father Damien?

OFG, I'm so sorry about your luck. Someone should have warned you not to mess with the Ouija board?

I did mess with a Ouija board a couple weeks ago... without going into detail, it did scare the pea-waddin' outta me!

[Jaycinth]

Oh.
Look.
A.
Thread.
What ever shall I do with it?

***pulls out jumprope***

Slash, dismember, stab and garrote,
If anything's left, we'll feed the Ferret!

Exsanguinate, defenstrate, crush and MAIM
what is left goes down the drain!

How many ways can we make you die?
Let my jumprope give it a try....

1...2...3...4...5.......:e2bouncey.......65...66.. .67...68....69..:e2bouncey.......81....82...83.... ......

[Haggis]

***pulls out jumprope***

Slash, dismember, stab and garrote,
If anything's left, we'll feed the Ferret!

Exsanguinate, defenstrate, crush and MAIM
what is left goes down the drain!

How many ways can we make you die?
Let my jumprope give it a try....

1...2...3...4...5.......:e2bouncey.......65...66.. .67...68....69..:e2bouncey.......81....82...83.... ......

Kind of a forced rhyme on "MAIM" and "drain," but I still like the sentiment. Meter's good. :)

[HeronW]

this is what happens when Death takes a holiday

[Soccer Mom]

I can haz Hollywood again?

[Haggis]

I can haz Hollywood again?

Thank Dog you escaped from your...er...mummydom. I was worried about you.

Uh, you have escaped from it, haven't you?

[Soccer Mom]

Thank Dog you escaped from your...er...mummydom. I was worried about you.

Uh, you have escaped from it, haven't you?

Yes, but I feel strangely, um, murderous. How do you dispose of bodies? I guess being a dog you just bury them in the flower bed. My litter box isn't big enough.

Hmmmmmm

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/5/29/kittehsfirsta128565577445613086.jpg

[Haggis]

Yes, but I feel strangely, um, murderous. How do you dispose of bodies?



You could eat them.

http://www.picscrazy.com/image/adb5fbb51ae34da7a42b1301294ff3e1.jpg

[Soccer Mom]

Noms! Right!

[storygirl]

Oh.
Look.
A.
Thread.
What ever shall I do with it?

***pulls out jumprope***

Slash, dismember, stab and garrote,
If anything's left, we'll feed the Ferret!

Exsanguinate, defenstrate, crush and MAIM
what is left goes down the drain!

How many ways can we make you die?
Let my jumprope give it a try....

1...2...3...4...5.......:e2bouncey.......65...66.. .67...68....69..:e2bouncey.......81....82...83.... ......
Hah, okay, I'll teach my kids this one and we can take bets on how long until I get a call from a)parent b)the school c)the police and/or d) lucifer

[storygirl]

Especially since this is my girl's favortie dolly.
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j120/scmarrott/scary2.jpg

[Haggis]

Especially since this is my girl's favortie dolly.
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j120/scmarrott/scary2.jpg

Story! Your daughter is one of us. :D

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

You know... I'm beginning to like it here...

http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q172/liadano/balony.jpg

[storygirl]

Story! Your daughter is one of us. :D
Now that is a scary thought.

[Haggis]

Now that is a scary thought.

Thank you. That's what we do here. :)

[storygirl]

I thought OFG's avatar was bad until I saw yours Haggis. Soft, squishy, no, no, it's just wrong. WRONG!

[Haggis]

I thought OFG's avatar was bad until I saw yours Haggis. Soft, squishy, no, no, it's just wrong. WRONG!

No, no. I'm soft. I'm squishy. I can be trusted.

We'll be taking your daughter now....:e2teeth:

[storygirl]

Ha, go right ahead. Soon you'll know real horror.


She's a tween.



Muwhahahahahaha.

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Just when I thought it was safe to go out in the forum...

[rhymegirl]

Okay. How did this thread end up in the Horror forum? I am getting so confused. Is this the This Thread Shall Die But Not Today thread or what????

[Bmwhtly]

Kind of a forced rhyme on "MAIM" and "drain," but I still like the sentiment. Meter's good. :)That's a forced rhyme?
What about garrote and ferret?

Okay. How did this thread end up in the Horror forum? I am getting so confused. Is this the This Thread Shall Die But Not Today thread or what????
*sigh*
It is that thread, it's on holiday.

[cray]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/115/281236661_aee8708a85.jpg?v=0

*raises hand*


um, kevin,....i think we have a problem with the bus.

[callalily61]

All right, who forgot to feed Haggis and RT?! Now they'll be constipated from all that iron.

*raises hand* Not on pooper-scooper duty! Neener. :tongue

[Haggis]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/115/281236661_aee8708a85.jpg?v=0

*raises hand*


um, kevin,....i think we have a problem with the bus.

Anyone notice that battery-shaped shadow in front of the bus? I'm not accusing anybody, but....

[Bmwhtly]

I can ride the bus of the mindLucky for you.
Mine's got a flat.

And I think the carburettor's blocked.

The interior's not in the best condition either.

There's also a wierd burning smell when you go over 25.

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Haggis has been eating burritos again...

[Bmwhtly]

OK, who left the bus door open?

http://img387.imageshack.us/img387/6985/evildead2uy9.jpg

Dontcha know this is a dodgy neighbourhood?

[cray]

*sneaks in. pulls mysterious package from bag. reads instructions*


http://static.flickr.com/166/394812068_22a3c001eb.jpg


*giggles and hides around the corner. trap set.*

[Bmwhtly]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/115/281236661_aee8708a85.jpg?v=0

Since Cray someone has got the bus stolen, I took the liberty of finding another bus (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5V6lg2RSoo).
(the references to what they did before is because before this segment, they did a motorhome (that's RV to you) racing)

[Haggis]

Need I remind you what happened last time you tried that, Mr. cray?

http://www.lausd.k12.ca.us/Bethune_MS/GeneralArt/TNPOW_DeadBattery.jpg

[rhymegirl]

This thread is too scary for me now.

I'll be in the corner sucking my thumb.

[Haggis]

This thread is too scary for me now.

I'll be in the corner sucking my thumb.

Your bunny av would make you feel less frightened.

[rhymegirl]

Your bunny av would make you feel less frightened.

Really? Why do you say that?

[Haggis]

Really? Why do you say that?

No reason. :e2teeth:

[cray]

ahh,..why am i so slow today.
work. dern, work getting in the way!

haggis, you somehow are not in the haggis trap?
amazing. you.

[Bmwhtly]

people are dying.What d'ya expect when you park in the horror forum?

[cray]

What d'ya expect when you park in the horror forum?


there he is,...mr. bmwhtly. :)

*claps ben on the back*



p.s. if any mods want to peek in on my reppies now is the time to do it!

[Haggis]

Since Cray someone has got the bus stolen, I took the liberty of finding another bus (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5V6lg2RSoo).
(the references to what they did before is because before this segment, they did a motorhome (that's RV to you) racing)

Oh, I love that bus. It's even got a little car just for me. :D

[Haggis]

haggis, you somehow are not in the haggis trap?
amazing. you.

That is a Common Haggis trap, sir.

Sir, I am no common haggis.

[cray]

no, indeed.
and good day to you, sir.

unless i'm drunk tonight, in which case i will haunt this particular area.

[rhymegirl]

No reason. :e2teeth:

Um, Haggis, please note my current User title.

[rhymegirl]

ahh,..why am i so slow today.
work. dern, work getting in the way!

You're a poet!

And Cray, you seem to keep getting bigger.

[Bmwhtly]

It's even got a little car just for me. :D
*ahem*
Just for whom?
Sir, I am no common haggis.
True.
Living in Scotland I can tell a common haggis and our haggis ain't a common haggis.
(you can tell, he doesn't drop his 'R's)
potato chips.
Oooh, I could go a bag of crisps.
*wanders to the bus' snack cupboard*

[Jaycinth]

...what am I supposed to be doing?



people are dying.


Oh. Thank you.


.......*****.......

where's my poly?

[Haggis]

...what am I supposed to be doing?






Oh. Thank you.


.......*****.......

where's my poly?

I think you left it in the royalty thread.

[storygirl]

What's a poly? Or is this a "don't ask" situation?

[Jaycinth]

Spray on, high gloss, quick-drying, polyurethane.

It is perfect for turning annoying trolls into stylish coat racks.



......but try explaining THAT to the judge........

[Haggis]

What's a poly? Or is this a "don't ask" situation?

Jaycinth likes to polyurethane dead people. Sometimes living people too.

[SpookyWriter]

Poly Doggy. The next generation of chia pet. It doesn't grow, but GOLLY does it ever shine!My acorns share the same qualities.

[Haggis]

This thread has been so quiet today, it makes me want to scream.

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o15/Damnhaggis/the_steve2-2.jpg

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

http://www.visuallee.com/weblog/images/fisheye_scream_portrait.jpg

[Haggis]

Nice one, OFG.

[JenNipps]

Wow.

Did anyone else get kidnapped off the bus while it was in the TV/Movie area?

That was wild.

I'm surprised I caught up with you guys in...oh, crap, horror? Wow. Maybe I should've let them keep me a little while longer.

("Kidnapped" by ISP - went down Friday evening, finally back up today.)

[Haggis]

("Kidnapped" by ISP - went down Friday evening, finally back up today.)

Yes. We have strange powers here.

*rubs paws together, evilly*

[DL Hegel]

Yes. We have strange powers here.

*rubs paws together, evilly*
hmm does scent count as a strange power because my male cat is like the green lantern or skunk boy or something?

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

You're askin' the right guy in the scent department, DL. Haggis knows alllllll about 'scents'.

[cray]

You're askin' the right guy in the scent department, DL. Haggis knows alllllll about 'scents'.

i totally disagree. haggis has no sense at all.

[Haggis]

i totally disagree. haggis has no sense at all.

I know a guy who can make your battery smaller.

I'm just sayin'.

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

i totally disagree. haggis has no sense at all.

How can you say that, cray?! He rolls in dead stuff and lick-- GAH!!

Never mind. I don't wanna go there.

[storygirl]

You wanna know horror? You wanna know what really stinks?

Haggis' and Silver King's love child.



Don't ask.



http://www.hoax-slayer.com/images/tampa-sea-monster.jpg

[cray]

I know a guy who can make your battery smaller.

I'm just sayin'.

well, i'm just saying' let's not get crazy ,........there's no need to discuss who is big or who is small and who knows who.
everything is cool.

move along now,...nothing to see here.

[mscelina]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i293/isabelle_spurrier/funny-pictures-kitten-kicks-you-out.jpg

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

http://ihasahotdog.wordpress.com/files/2008/06/funny-dog-pictures-caution-beverage-may-sniff-your-butt.jpg

[storygirl]

Please... just grab on and close your eyes.
Kevin, I thought Mac banned you from using that pick up line anymore.

[cray]

tie yourself to something... .

.. just grab on and close your eyes.

if i had a nickle for every time i've heard that,.....

[Jaycinth]

hop on the bus...or write...hop..or write?

...SIGH:::::life was so much easier when I didn't have to share space at work.

[JenNipps]

Yes. We have strange powers here.

*rubs paws together, evilly*

Just wait until this bus gets to my stompin' ground, little dog. :D

You wanna know horror? You wanna know what really stinks?

Haggis' and Silver King's love child.

Don't ask.



http://www.hoax-slayer.com/images/tampa-sea-monster.jpg

:scared:

[Haggis]

You wanna know horror? You wanna know what really stinks?

Haggis' and Silver King's love child.



Don't ask.



http://www.hoax-slayer.com/images/tampa-sea-monster.jpg

Bobby? :e2cry:

[Bmwhtly]

*sneaks in while all are sleeping and drags an iron box after him*

*opens the box and takes out 'The Being of Unspeakable Evil' and hides it in the fridge.*

hehehe, one dead thread.

[SpookyWriter]

* sneaks in -- opens fridge and steals unspeakable evil -- drinks beer and returns empty bottle with a little unspeakable wevil inside -- sneaks back out of room without being eaten *

[Captain Howdy]

*stumbles into the kitchen groggy eyed -- opens fridge -- yawns -- scratches tummy -- snoozes -- snaps to -- closes fridge -- goes back to bed*

[SpookyWriter]

I think I've been misconstrued again?
http://www.smugmug.com/photos/149381451-O.jpg

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Captain Howdy! Oh... my...

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Honey, I don't need more makeup... I need spackle and a trowel.

[Rolling Thunder]

It's a bit stuffy under the bed. Anybody wanna play?

[callalily61]

AAGH! BARNEY! AAGH!
Hide the adults! Break out the Booze! It's COMING FOR US! :e2chain::scared:

That is the most horrifying avatar I've ever seen on AW! I had to sit through several YEARS of the big purple fiend from the depths of hell. :Headbang:

[Haggis]

GAH!

The horror. The horror!

[cray]

http://www.corporeosnc.com.ar/imagenes/conceptual/terror/chico/img010a.jpg

[callalily61]

Okay, cray, I'll bite. Is that the demon inside the Barney suit?

[storygirl]

No, it's Barney before makeup.

[SpookyWriter]

No, it's Barney before makeup.No, it's my ex-wife before dinner.

[cray]

No, it's my ex-wife before dinner.

looks like she works out a lot.

[SpookyWriter]

looks like she works out a lot.Works out what? Her anger maybe? Or repressed sexual needs. Ewwww...I just had a sex thought about the ex. Where's the barf bag???

[Captain Howdy]

Captain Howdy! Oh... my...
...took yawhile to notice me dintit?

[Kerr]

...took yawhile to notice me dintit?

Captain played with the Ouija too OFG, back before the earth was made in seven days. CAUTION! DANGER!

[Kerr]

You wanna know horror? You wanna know what really stinks?

Haggis' and Silver King's love child.



Don't ask.



http://www.hoax-slayer.com/images/tampa-sea-monster.jpg

Awwww. Isn't that jest the cutest little fissie you ever did see.

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

...took yawhile to notice me dintit?

If you only knew how freakin' terrified I've been of the pic in my avatar since I saw 'Exorcist' waaaaaaaay back in 1973! Is it any wonder I blocked 'Captain Howdy'? :D

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Captain played with the Ouija too OFG, back before the earth was made in seven days. CAUTION! DANGER!

Pazuzu is a pussycat. :)

[Jaycinth]

Pazuzu is a pussycat. :)

**Jay jumps on top of the bus and starts singing...**

"What's new pussycat..wo-ah woah woah woah What's new pussycat..wo-ah woah woah woah...


Pussy cat Pussy cat..I'm........

[Haggis]

**Jay jumps on top of the bus and starts singing...**

"What's new pussycat..wo-ah woah woah woah What's new pussycat..wo-ah woah woah woah...


Pussy cat Pussy cat..I'm........

Uh, guys? I think Jay just got knocked off the top of the bus.

Oh, well. Pass me a beer.

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Jay... girl... I love ya... but you ain't no Tom Jones.

Let's get The Voice in here to do it for you me.

http://www.howtoavoidthebummerlife.com/weblog/archives/jones-tom-photo-tom-jones-6227231.jpg

[Jaycinth]

Uh, guys? I think Jay just got knocked off the top of the bus.

Oh, well. Pass me a beer.Reaches into the bus...punches Haggis in the face, knocking him off the bus, and taking his seat..chugs beer.


..
...

...
....

Farts out window, knocking Haggis onto the drive shaft...again.


RAaaaaaL.....PH!

[Jaycinth]

AAGH! BARNEY! AAGH!
Hide the adults! Break out the Booze! It's COMING FOR US! :e2chain::scared:

That is the most horrifying avatar I've ever seen on AW! I had to sit through several YEARS of the big purple fiend from the depths of hell. :Headbang:

That is the District of Coulmbia Police DE-partment!!

Be careful who you ridicule.



That's right..... oscifer RT is a guardin our PREZ!!!!

[Haggis]

*spins around drive shaft, bounces off pavement, hits tree, rebounds through open window into bus, drops in between Jay's...um...'girls'...settles in for the night*

[callalily61]

*cringes before the might of the boys in blue*

Honest, Officer, my remarks were directed solely at the purple denizen of copious nightmares.

Want a donut?

[Bmwhtly]

Pazuzu is a pussycat. :)Farnsworth's gargoyle?
Or have I missed a connection?

*spins around drive shaft, bounces off pavement, hits tree, rebounds through open window into bus, drops in between Jay's...um...'girls'...settles in for the night**Applause*

Want a donut?Bribery!
Corruption!

I know he's a cop, that's what makes it so...
Whaddya mean "Case dismissed"?

[Captain Howdy]

Anyone want to come over and finger my weegie?

http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj129/barrymore_tebbs/MySpace%20Pics/Heres20lookin20at20you.gif

[Rolling Thunder]

Do you mean the original Barney or the current version?

[Rolling Thunder]

Then I have to answer truthfully. Any avatar that causes others more discomfort than me...is a good avatar. :)

[Bmwhtly]

Since we're parked in Horror for the moment, I just heard about a horror film (in cinemas this weekend here) with a really wierd premise.

If you're curious and Not squeamish, click here (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teeth_%28film%29).
If you Are squeamish, don't click here (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teeth_%28film%29).

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Farnsworth's gargoyle?
Or have I missed a connection?

aka the name of the demon who possessed Regan in the Exorcist. :)

ETA: a moldy Babylonian god who commanded the wind, storms and drought. He now lives in Oklahoma.

[Haggis]

Since we're parked in Horror for the moment, I just heard about a horror film (in cinemas this weekend here) with a really wierd premise.

If you're curious and Not squeamish, click here (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teeth_%28film%29).
If you Are squeamish, don't click here (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teeth_%28film%29).

That's it. I'm never gonna...

Oh, who am I kidding? Of course I will.

[callalily61]

Argh, I'm at work and can't click those links till tonight!

That and RT's new avatar makes me want to spike my coffee...

Hmmm... anyone want to volunteer some blood? I am still writing a vampire novel and it's giving me these urges...

[Bmwhtly]

ETA: a moldy Babylonian god who commanded the wind, storms and drought.Didn't he attack New York one time?

[Haggis]

Argh, I'm at work and can't click those links till tonight!

That and RT's new avatar makes me want to spike my coffee...

Hmmm... anyone want to volunteer some blood? I am still writing a vampire novel and it's giving me these urges...

They're Wikipedia articles, Lily. Actually, they're the same article. Probably safe for work.

[Kerr]

ETA: a moldy Babylonian god who commanded the wind, storms and drought. He now lives in Oklahoma.

Ah yes, that explains it. I have heard that once the senses are inundated, a person becomes hardened to their natural superstitious fears.

[Jaycinth]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/funny-pictures-basement-cat-eats-souls.jpg

[SpookyWriter]

ACTUALLY... I know live in ONTARIO. Please, get the details right. I'm in the details.I know live? I know die. Maybe we introduce them someday.

[callalily61]

They're Wikipedia articles, Lily. Actually, they're the same article. Probably safe for work.

:roll: But, ick. I absolutely don't do rape movies. Even though the bastards got everything they deserved. Or would that be lost everything?

[Bmwhtly]

:roll:Somehow, I'm not surprised that of the people to read about it; the first to laugh was a gurl...

[callalily61]

Somehow, I'm not surprised that of the people to read about it; the first to laugh was a gurl...

Because of all the horny idiots who get the MC drunk or drugged just to get in her pants, her GYN dones something utterly despicable and--yes, I laughed! Cinematic comeuppances rock. The whole movie is simply an object lesson about betrayal of trust. Not to say I'm going to watch it, though. I like my horror less topical. Big, rubbery monsters and all that.

Did that make sense? I need more coffee.

[Bmwhtly]

Did that make sense?Almost entirely.

[callalily61]

Oh, good.

Does anyone know where the bus is headed next week? We need to secrete stuff for the passengers to remember us by.

Secrete--ha ha, I meant hide little demons, flesh-eating zombies, and such, then I looked at the word and thought of ectoplasm, slime, dead goo. Hey, maybe that's not a bad idea either.

[Bmwhtly]

Secrete--ha ha, I meant hide little demons, flesh-eating zombies, and such, then I looked at the word and thought of ectoplasm, slime, dead goo. Hey, maybe that's not a bad idea either.Oh, I thought you meant Body parts 'n' things.
To make their trip through the Animals room more... interesting. :)

[callalily61]

Body parts are good. Horror is all about finding new and ingenious ways to make people run screaming into the night, ain't it?

*looks around for a gobbet of flesh or three*

[Bmwhtly]

Yup, just think, they're driving through the 'Writing about Animals' room.
A little barbary monkey comes scampering inside with a welcome basket "awww, look at him exploring under the seats. What's that you've found there?"
Who wouldn't run screaming from the sight of a monkey carrying a severed arm?

[callalily61]

Can he be noshing on it?

[Bmwhtly]

Nice touch!
maybe licking at the wet end. Or chewing the fingernails.

[Haggis]

Anyone mind if I take up two seats on the bus? My head seems to have gotten bigger.

[auntybug]

Anyone mind if I take up two seats on the bus? My head seems to have gotten bigger.

Sure puppy. Here some pillows for you.

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[Haggis]

I could use your newfound girth in the From Now On thread.

I'm ahead of you, amigo. Already there.

Wow, those Internet pills really do work.

[Haggis]

By the way, Kevin, can I bring my pillows along?

[CBeasy]

Wow, those Internet pills really do work.
What?! You mean all these years, all those emails I've been throwing in the trash bin were telling the truth?! Does that mean all the spam I get is real? Ye Gods! I could be a millionare with three girl friends, a timeshare, super muscled, with a huge member!

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

We gotta lotta 'huge members' around here, C.

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

When're we movin' on, by the way? This skin's beginnin' t' itch somethin' fierce...

[Haggis]

When're we movin' on, by the way? This skin's beginnin' t' itch somethin' fierce...

I dunno, but it feels so right being here. :e2teeth:

[Haggis]

*hops on bus...locks bus door...takes seat next to Rolling Thunder...shoves Rolling Thunder out window...locks window*

Hang on, everyone.