Roadtrip - Postcards from: Death by Anarchy

[Haggis]

P&CE? :e2cry:

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

While I am not without some small level of sympathy, WHAT ABOUT MY POST COUNT???

Oooooo! It's big again!

But... but... where are we? Somebody? Anybody? I'm skeert!

[Rolling Thunder]

I can't tell you where. It's a secret.

[Haggis]

Wait. I know I'm somewhere, but it's all dark and scary here, and I can't figure it out. It's almost like it's mod-proof.

[Rolling Thunder]

Wait. I know I'm somewhere, but it's all dark and scary here, and I can't figure it out. It's almost like it's mod-proof.

Why don't you go over to that eatery over there in the next thread and ask where we're at? :D

[JenNipps]

Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore...

What is this place?? :scared:

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Yeah... and bring me back a bagel - with some cream cheese, please. And don't lick it this time, okay?

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

And some sweet tea. I'm thirsty.

[Soccer Mom]

Well, look what the Lolzcats dragged in...

Welcome.


http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/6/16/ohhaiwelkumt128581367017002886.jpg

[Soccer Mom]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/3/3/youknowwherey128490570854375000.jpg

[Birol]

:roll:

[Soccer Mom]

mwahahah.

Tonight I must sleep.

Tomorrow we riot.

[Haggis]

Here ya go, OFG. Don't worry. I already ate the lox off it.

http://d1.biggestmenu.com/00/00/5a/2c263bdd36db89b7_m.jpg

Man, I sure hope RT can afford all of this.

Oh, I almost forgot. They only had a half of a sweet tea left, but here you are.

http://www.notempire.com/images/uploads/IcedTea.jpg

[Cranky]

For RT, so he can free up some cash to pay for everything...

http://www.babiestravellite.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/JohnsonsBabyOilLarge.jpg

[Haggis]

For RT, so he can free up some cash to pay for everything...

http://www.babiestravellite.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/JohnsonsBabyOilLarge.jpg

Now I'm really frightened.

[Cranky]

I'm just being helpful, that's all...

http://www.fuzzoff.co.uk/acatalog/surgi_wax_body.jpg

[cray]

oh yea,... i like the new digs.

not that i'm here or anything. i'm not.
good news too,...i'm pretty sure i have some hawt pictures stashed in this subforum.


i don't want to thread to die here.



eta: there are those who will attempt to crit this post as a poem.
this post is not a poem.

[Birol]

You mean it's a short story?

[Haggis]

oh yea,... i like the new digs.

not that i'm here or anything. i'm not.
good news too,...i'm pretty sure i have some hawt pictures stashed in this subforum.


i don't want to thread to die here.



eta: there are those who will attempt to crit this post as a poem.
this post is not a poem.

Needs more alliteration.

[cray]

:D

[Rolling Thunder]

Here ya go, OFG. Don't worry. I already ate the lox off it.

http://d1.biggestmenu.com/00/00/5a/2c263bdd36db89b7_m.jpg

Man, I sure hope RT can afford all of this.

Oh, I almost forgot. They only had a half of a sweet tea left, but here you are.

http://www.notempire.com/images/uploads/IcedTea.jpg

Don't worry. I took care of everything. And, Haggis? Post 23666? Ironic. :D

[Birol]

Is there anything other than sweet tea and alcohol to drink in this place?

[JennaGlatzer]

Well, there is the blood of the innocents.

So I hear.

Hey, I can't see my hands. Where am I?

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

For RT, so he can free up some cash to pay for everything...

http://www.babiestravellite.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/JohnsonsBabyOilLarge.jpg



:eek:!!!!

[storygirl]

:eek:!!!!
I'm sure it's not what you think.





No. It probably is. I just didn't want to see the truth. . .NONE of us want to see that.

[EriRae]

Wait! It appears there's a small haven ahead we can stay at until I figure out this map. Um...just keep an eye on your wallets, purses and kibble dish...I hear the locals are kinda...predatory...

Kinda? Murhahahahaha you have no idea. But it's okay if you stop here for awhile :D

[EriRae]

Why don't you go over to that eatery over there in the next thread and ask where we're at? :D

LOL :D

[Rolling Thunder]

Mmmm...pie always taste better when Haggis is buying. :D

http://www.fileitunder.com/uploaded_images/pumpkin_pie-795575.jpg

http://www.realbakingwithrose.com/churrant_pie_hope-thumb.jpg

[Soccer Mom]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/6/28/ohainayburki128591115168412386.jpg

[Soccer Mom]

Mwahahahaha! That little hypnosis of RT worked. I'm home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[Soccer Mom]

Okay, a little orientation:

Here is the Playhouse. You may jump on the furniture and swim in the pool (look out for the sharks) and ignore the dead DJ. :cough: Kids forgot to feed him.

Oh, and stay out of the bunker (http://absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=102758). You don't want to know what Cray does down there.

Srsly.

[Haggis]

I'm allergic to *ATCHOO* kittehs.

[Soccer Mom]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/6/28/kittehiznotim128591131872062745.jpg

[Haggis]

Lordy! That one's a dust magnet.

[Soccer Mom]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/6/28/vacationusaid128591643230661526.jpg

[Unique]

Can we go home now?

[SpookyWriter]

Can we go home now?Home is where the dead flies lay. Oh wait, that's a hat trick.

[Soccer Mom]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/6/28/tymetravlkitte128591643381388986.jpg

[Unique]

Yo mama called. She sez it time for dinneh.

Kitteh.

[JenNipps]

Dead DJ, huh? Have someone revive him. Er.... Or would that inadvertently take us back to Horror?

[Rolling Thunder]

Well, maybe. But let's see if the thread will survive a visit to the other dark abyss of AW first. :D

[mscelina]

Chickens. Chickens each and every last one of you.

*grin*

Welcome to our corner of the AW world. Party for road trippers in the Eatery tonight!

There will be pie.

[Haggis]

Chickens. Chickens each and every last one of you.

*grin*

Welcome to our corner of the AW world. Party for road trippers in the Eatery tonight!

There will be pie.

Pie? I liek pie.

[mscelina]

And we like dawg pies, so you should feel right at home. :D

[Haggis]

And we like dawg pies, so you should feel right at home. :D

Nice bunny. :D

[mscelina]

*grin* I was a little irate when I found this version of the doom bunny. I'm sure I'll be posting a new version of it soon.

I like how it's holding its prey up for inspection...

[Haggis]

*grin* I was a little irate when I found this version of the doom bunny. I'm sure I'll be posting a new version of it soon.

I like how it's holding its prey up for inspection...

I'll bring you a new bunny tonight.

[mscelina]

Why thank you. :)

You might have a surprise waiting for you too. Any preferences on booze for peeps in this thread?

[Soccer Mom]

You...you promised them pie? :e2cry: But you never share pie!

And then a busload of visitors blows in and suddenly it's pie for everyone.

:cries:

[mscelina]

You...you promised them pie? :e2cry: But you never share pie!

And then a busload of visitors blows in and suddenly it's pie for everyone.

:cries:

Soccer Mom--we're having 'special' pie...not *special* pie. *evil grin* You know what THAT means...

[SpookyWriter]

Soccer Mom--we're having 'special' pie...not *special* pie. *evil grin* You know what THAT means...Do I want to know?

[EriRae]

*evil cackle* This sounds like my kind of party.

[Soccer Mom]

Soccer Mom--we're having 'special' pie...not *special* pie. *evil grin* You know what THAT means...



http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/6/4/mwahahahaexce128570639035452036.jpg

[mscelina]

Do I want to know?


You will LOVE it, Spooky. Trust me. *grin*

But we do need to know what kind of booze you guys want. Seriously. Right now we have a surplus of margaritas and tequila, a few selections of vodka etc. but any special requests we need ot know about so we can send Esopha to the cyber liquor store.

*snerk*

We made her a fake ID that is inpenetrable.

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Margaritas are fine for me... but, um, I think I'm gonna pass on the 'pie'. Thanks.

[mscelina]

*grin*

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i293/isabelle_spurrier/verahappykitteh.jpg

[Haggis]

Well, I always like a good single malt. And beer. You can't go wrong with beer (no Bud). But I'm feeling less than a friendly vibe from this place.

[storygirl]

Well, I always like a good single malt. And beer. You can't go wrong with beer (no Bud). But I'm feeling less than a friendly vibe from this place.
No Bud?
Pffff, you're such a snob, a little drug addicted, yappy snob, and we all know those are the worst.

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

He's hardly a snob... I've seen him drink outta the toilet. :D

[mscelina]

In some places, you know, toilet-bilge counts as a 'well' margarita...

[cray]

He's hardly a snob... I've seen him drink outta the toilet. :D


it's obvious you're just trying to cover for him. why? i have no idea but
what i do know is that there is no way haggis could reach the toilet let alone drink out of it.

[Soccer Mom]

Well, I always like a good single malt. And beer. You can't go wrong with beer (no Bud). But I'm feeling less than a friendly vibe from this place.

It's catsville in here, baby.

[Haggis]

it's obvious you're just trying to cover for him. why? i have no idea but
what i do know is that there is no way haggis could reach the toilet let alone drink out of it.

http://www.global-b2b-network.com/direct/dbimage/50188983/Fishing_Boat.jpg

[Birol]

I like your girlfriend's picture, Haggis.

[EriRae]

Well, I always like a good single malt. And beer. You can't go wrong with beer (no Bud). But I'm feeling less than a friendly vibe from this place.

But wouldn't your avatar rather have an Arbor Mist instead? :D

[Bmwhtly]

Mwahahaha!

By moving to the slowest room on the board, this thread will now FINALLY die!

Marvellous, tequila all round!
http://www.adapticom1.net/images/emoticons/SPINBOTT.GIF

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

it's obvious you're just trying to cover for him. why? i have no idea but
what i do know is that there is no way haggis could reach the toilet let alone drink out of it.

You have no idea what that li'l dog can do once he sets his mind to it, do you?

Mwahahaha!

By moving to the slowest room on the board, this thread will now FINALLY die!

Marvellous, tequila all round!
http://www.adapticom1.net/images/emoticons/SPINBOTT.GIF

Dream on, B. Everywhere we go, we spread our special brand of energy.

[Haggis]

ohai.

ain't I hawt?

[SpookyWriter]

ohai.

ain't I hawt?My lips can't contort enough to say those words. :tongue

[Rolling Thunder]

Haggis is gonna kill this thread.

[SpookyWriter]

Maybe we should move again and not tell him where we went.

[Haggis]

Maybe we should move again and not tell him where we went.

O noes!

[SpookyWriter]

O noes!Don't try this at home unless your home is in Noseria.

http://www.jokeboard.com/images/nosepick.jpg

[cray]

I have boobs!







hey, don't talk rt and haggis that way!
damn. that doesn't work...
:(




!@#$ do they sell coffee in this subforum?

[storygirl]

Spooky, that picture is more disturbing than the size of that battery. . .you know the one I'm talking about.


ETA: And leave Haggis alone, he looks purdy!

[Haggis]

!@#$ do they sell coffee in this subforum?

Absolutely. Just go here. (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=68912&page=512) I'm sure they'll welcome you with open fangs arms.




ETA: And leave Haggis alone, he looks purdy!

I is purdy, ain't I?

[cray]

no way i'm clicking that link, haggis. i know where it goes!


....and don't bother batting your huge eyelashes at me.....i ain't doing it.

[Soccer Mom]

No sweat, Cray. I left a pot of coffee on for you in your bunker.

Fresh brownies are in the Playhouse.

The harder stuff is locked in the Fangster's Cabinet until the bartender is on duty.

[Haggis]

O looky! Now I is big and purdy!

[Cranky]

:roll:

You're literally too cute now, Haggis. :D

[storygirl]

I especially like the earring, it really suits you, Haggis.

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

O looky! Now I is big and purdy!

Geeeeejumpin'hossaphat! I just OD'd on PINK!

[K1P1]

That's absolutely disgusting!

[storygirl]

Poor Baggy Haggy, no matter what he looks like, he disgusts people.

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Hey... y'all... didja notice? There's nothing but... darkness outside the windows. Where ARE we?

[Cranky]

Nevermind that, OFG.

There's pie and booze and stuff. Ain't nothing out there to worry about. Nope. Nothin' atall...














:D

[storygirl]

Pie.

Relentless darkness.

Pie.

Relentless darkness.

Ehh, I'll just enjoy the pie and get a really cool nightlight.

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Are we back in Horror? It's scarier in here than it was back there!

[storygirl]

I try not to ask too many questions. Haggis did, and well, you see what they did to him.

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

:eek:

[Haggis]

Let's paint each other's toenails. :)

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

:eek: :eek:

[Rolling Thunder]

Sweet! I haven't washed my feet in days. They could use a little upkeep.

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

You can say that again!
http://peebugg.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/toenails.jpg

[Rolling Thunder]

Sweet! I haven't washed my feet in days. They could use a little upkeep.

[Cranky]

*gags*

Well, now I'm not really that hungry after all. Ugh.

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

You threw up a little in your mouth, didn't you? Confess.

[Rolling Thunder]

BTW...when does the anarchy start? So far it's been like a powderpuff derby here. And I don't mean Haggis...

[Cranky]

You threw up a little in your mouth, didn't you? Confess.

Yeah. That was gross. I can admit I was severely grossed out by that, no problem! :D

[Birol]

So many people think that anarchy is chaos and in its true form, it doesn't necessarily have to be.

[EriRae]

!@#$ do they sell coffee in this subforum?

*The black widow spider finds a dark corner in the eatery where she can fall on her victim as he walks through the door*

Absolutely. Just go here. (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=68912&page=512) I'm sure they'll welcome you with open fangs arms.

*Purdy chihuahua sets the trap*
no way i'm clicking that link, haggis. i know where it goes!

....and don't bother batting your huge eyelashes at me.....i ain't doing it.

*suspicious battery foils plan*

Drat--foiled again. And it would've worked, too, if not for the overwhelming smell of dead babies coming from the eatery...RT, clean up your MESS.

[Bmwhtly]

There's pie
http://youngmanhattanite.com/images/carsonpie.jpg

[Rolling Thunder]

So many people think that anarchy is chaos and in its true form, it doesn't necessarily have to be.

Well, this thread has always been in a state of chaos...

[SpookyWriter]

Well, this thread has always been in a state of chaos...That's oklahoma and they're called tornados.

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

OMG! We're in OKLAHOMA!?

[Haggis]

OMG! We're in OKLAHOMA!?

O noes! Now it's really scary.

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Yeah. Down here, no one'll even notice your bouffant ear hair and Tammy Faye eyes. They're the norm.

[SpookyWriter]

OMG! We're in OKLAHOMA!?Don't you just wanna dance?

http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=102043&rendTypeId=4

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

In the immortal words of Bruce Willis... "Yippie-Kai-Yay..."

[Soccer Mom]

OMG! We're in OKLAHOMA!?


It's the Red River, border of TX and OK. Where else in the world could anarchy and pie have such power?

[Haggis]

It's the Red River, border of TX and OK. Where else in the world could anarchy and pie have such power?

Does this have anything to do with cowmen and farmers being friends?

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

I'm more of an 'Open Range' kinda girl, m'self, Pardner.

[JenNipps]

Geeeeejumpin'hossaphat! I just OD'd on PINK!

:roll:

Me too.

That's oklahoma and they're called tornados.

Er...WRONG! That's California and they're called earthquakes. Or it's Florida/the Carolinas/Alabama/Mississippi/Louisian/Texas and they're called hurricanes.

OMG! We're in OKLAHOMA!?

No, no, no! You see darkness outside, not blue sky and green trees and pretty white fluffy clouds. ;)

O noes! Now it's really scary.

You wants me to pluck out them long eyelashes one-by-one, devil dog? :e2teeth:

Yeah. Down here, no one'll even notice your bouffant ear hair and Tammy Faye eyes. They're the norm.

Especially around Tulsa & OKC.

It's the Red River, border of TX and OK. Where else in the world could anarchy and pie have such power?

Hmmm.....OK, I've got no argument for that one. We got da powa! lol

[Bmwhtly]

In the immortal words of Bruce Willis... "Yippie-Kai-Yay..."
I believe it was "Yippie-Kai-Yay, MotherHubbard"

[mscelina]

I don't remember any cupboards involved in that statement, bmwhtly. Seriously.

[JenNipps]

Any cupboard references were edited out. ;)

[storygirl]

Any cupboard references were edited out. ;)
Phew, I won't watch a movie if those terrible cupboards aren't edited out, now drawers ands cabinets I can handle.



Hehehehe, handle.

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Do y'all have any idea how many 'hubbards' there were in Scarface? Or Pulp Fiction? Enough to outfit a highrise!

[JenNipps]

I bet ya chocolate-covered sunflower seeds would be a good movie-watching snack.

Hmm....Movie....It's been ages since I've gone to the movies. Or even watched one at home, for that matter.

[SpookyWriter]

I bet ya chocolate-covered sunflower seeds would be a good movie-watching snack.

Hmm....Movie....It's been ages since I've gone to the movies. Or even watched one at home, for that matter.Don't you need indoor pumbling first?

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

We watched some back in 'Horror'... but they were scary.

We can always crank one up here in - well, wherever we are. What would you like, Jen?

[storygirl]

Do y'all have any idea how many 'hubbards' there were in Scarface? Or Pulp Fiction? Enough to outfit a highrise!
:Jaw:

NO.

WAY.

Highrises have outfits?!

[robeiae]

WTF? Wrong, wrong, wrong.

Get this garbage OUTTA HERE!

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Nannee nannee boo boo!:wag:

[Rolling Thunder]

It appears anarchy isn't all it's cracked up to be. Does this mean a lazy anarchist is really a conservative?

[storygirl]

Get this garbage OUTTA HERE!
I've tried, but you keep insisting on posting here.


:tongue

[storygirl]

It appears anarchy isn't all it's cracked up to be. Does this mean a lazy anarchist is really a conservative?
Or a catatonic liberal?

Or is a lazy anarchist a sleepy independent?

Or is a lazy anarchist the forbidden luuuurvvv child of a catatonic liberal and a really lazy conservative?


Scary.

[cray]

i hate this new location - it's too super secret.

*climbs back on bus and pouts*

[Bmwhtly]

It appears anarchy isn't all it's cracked up to be. Does this mean a lazy anarchist is really a conservative?
You're looking for an Anarchist?

Well why didn't you say so, sparky?

http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa243/ixanixan/v_for_vendetta.jpg

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

i hate this new location - it's too super secret.

*climbs back on bus and pouts*

It is awful quiet around here... maybe we oughta just use the time to rest up for the next stop?

[Haggis]

It is awful quiet around here... maybe we oughta just use the time to rest up for the next stop?

Might as well. The Antichrists Anarchists aren't putting up much of a fight.

Pass me a donut, please.

[Robert Toy]

You called?

Hi OFG, Hi Haggis

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Howdy, Toy! Donut? Haggis hasn't licked 'em all... yet.

[Robert Toy]

Oh yes, please.

Got any coffee?

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Absolutely. Hot tea, too. Or iced. And milk.

The bus looks funny from the outside, but inside... we've got a fully stocked bar and a kitchen set up to die for.

[Robert Toy]

Coffee black, no sugar.

Are you sure that Haggis hasn't licked this donut? It's sort of damp around the edges.

[Robert Toy]

Have you seen my killer bunny?

http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=108003

[Haggis]

I licked your killer bunny.

[Robert Toy]

I licked your killer bunny.
In your dreams...:tongue

How you doing?

[Haggis]

In your dreams...:tongue

How you doing?

Hangin' on. Hangin' on. Still waking up in the morning and taking occasional nourishment.

Yourself?

[Robert Toy]

Actually I am doing well. Spend 6 days in the hospital where they ran every test known to medical science and found zip. The tests especially the CAT/MRI and lung capacity tests all indicated an improvement from past tests.

The lung damage has all but disappeared, which it is not supposed to.They don't know why and neither do I.

I did away with damn near all my meds, the O2 and I feel great...waiting for the other shoe to drop.

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Have you seen my killer bunny?

http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=108003

I did!

And 'yay!' on those test results.

[Rolling Thunder]

I licked your killer bunny.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/northernireland/autumn/halloween/images/2005/playboy-derry.jpg

Freak.

[Robert Toy]

:roll:

[Birol]

I did NOT need to see that picture first thing in the morning.

Congratulations on the tests, Robert.

[Robert Toy]

I did NOT need to see that picture first thing in the morning.

Congratulations on the tests, Robert.
Thank you.


Speaking of pictures, a friend of Haggis wants to know if he would like a beer.




























http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l253/RT_2006/LiveLeak-dot-com-197410-NorthKorean.jpg

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Oh. Er... uh...

GAH!tm

[Haggis]

I did NOT need to see that picture first thing in the morning.

Congratulations on the tests, Robert.

Indeed. Whatever you're smoking, I want some.



Speaking of pictures, a friend of Haggis wants to know if he would like a beer.



http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l253/RT_2006/LiveLeak-dot-com-197410-NorthKorean.jpg

As much as Haggis loves his beer (and he does) he regretfully declines the invitation because...um... he seldom parties with Kim Jong-il.

[Robert Toy]

Ungrateful.



You wanna be roast meat on stick?

[Rolling Thunder]

Why are you speaking in the third person, Haggis? Have you got KTC-itis?

[Robert Toy]

There are actually four of us

[Haggis]

Ungrateful.



You wanna be roast meat on stick?

Do we have to bother with the roasting? Raw is fine. :D

Why are you speaking in the third person, Haggis? Have you got KTC-itis?

There are actually four of us.

There are actually four of us

I just said that. :D

[Robert Toy]

Said what?

[Haggis]

Is there an echo in here?

[Robert Toy]

Is there an echo in here?

[Haggis]

Great idea. If we keep this up we'll get to 25000 posts in no time.

[Robert Toy]

Great idea. If we keep this up we'll get to 25000 posts in no time.

:tongue

[Haggis]

Great idea. If we keep this up we'll get to 25000 posts in no time.

:tongue

We could make this easier and just post smilies. :D

[Robert Toy]

Silly

[Haggis]

Devious.

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Brilliant.

[Robert Toy]

Wake Up!!

[Haggis]

No.

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

I'm awake! I'm awake!

Where are we?!? Have we left yet? Are we still in the Secret Place?

[SpookyWriter]

I'm awake! I'm awake!

Where are we?!? Have we left yet? Are we still in the Secret Place?We are here. That should be good enough unless you require a change of linen.

[Robert Toy]

Good lord this thread is on life support.

Did you get the DNR?

[SpookyWriter]

Good lord this thread is on life support.

Did you get the DNR?I'm breathing through a tube as I smoke. What's a DNR? I think I have one by my toilet.

[Robert Toy]

Do Not Resuscitate

[SpookyWriter]

I thought it meant "Do not recyle".

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Same thing.

[JenNipps]

Er....

OK.

lol

[K1P1]

I hold the medical power of attorney. I get to make the decisions. The Thread doesn't want to dye die until it's been to Angkor Wat. It also wants to make a stop at Big Sur, but can't right now because of the fires.

So - get yer hands off that switch!

[awatkins]

Yay, Maggie's here! Let's all knit socks. :D

[awatkins]

Oh. Oh! Better idea. Let's all knit quilt blocks and we can put them together in a wonderful remembrance quilt at the end of the trip!

[Haggis]

Yay, Maggie's here! Let's all knit socks. :D

Socks, the cat?

http://www.mississippimoms.com/misc/Blogs/Moms/suburbs/uploaded_images/socks-786738.jpg

[Unique]

Actually I am doing well. Spend 6 days in the hospital where they ran every test known to medical science and found zip. The tests especially the CAT/MRI and lung capacity tests all indicated an improvement from past tests.

The lung damage has all but disappeared, which it is not supposed to.They don't know why and neither do I.

I did away with damn near all my meds, the O2 and I feel great...waiting for the other shoe to drop.
Can't drop no other shoe, Robert. I iz wearing it.

:e2bouncey

[mscelina]

*sigh*

Can I just say that I don't think you guys get the concept of anarchy?

Seriously...

[awatkins]

Socks, the cat?

http://www.mississippimoms.com/misc/Blogs/Moms/suburbs/uploaded_images/socks-786738.jpg

Yes. And we can spin RT's shed chest hair into the most unique yarn ever!

Editorial: Everyone should recycle, you know. No sense letting all that go to waste.

[JenNipps]

*sigh*

Can I just say that I don't think you guys get the concept of anarchy?

Seriously...

anarchy (http://absolutewrite.com/forums/<a href=) - absence of government

Since we're all pretty much ignoring everything and going with whatever works at the moment, I think that applies. :D

So what that there's all them thar other daffynitions after that one. ;)

Yes. And we can spin RT's shed chest hair into the most unique yarn ever!

Editorial: Everyone should recycle, you know. No sense letting all that go to waste.

Er...I'm all for recycling and stuff, but I don't want nuttin' to do with RT's shed chest hair. :scared:

[awatkins]

Er...I'm all for recycling and stuff, but I don't want nuttin' to do with RT's shed chest hair. :scared:

Heeeee. :D

[mscelina]

We could braid it and make a rope out of it....

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

If you can stand it... take a close look at that chest. There ain't no hair on that chest. Nothing to recycle. Nothing to shave. Nothing to braid. Nothing to spin. Zip. Zilch. Nada. Smooth as a baby's butt, it is.

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

I think it's time for the fireworks!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/22/29875231_164680bd52.jpg?v=0

[cray]

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/071703/setting-off-fireworks.gif

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

http://k53.pbase.com/o6/33/659633/1/72404084.gxtZ6nJS.DSC_3168RESIZE.jpg

[JenNipps]

Speaking of fireworks...

Who'd think a small town of 500-ish would have a better fireworks display than the next one over with a population of about 20k?

Yup.

That's Francis versus Ada. Whodathunkit??

[cray]

my bags are packed.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3048/2590631334_b7f2e0de03.jpg?v=0

are we leaving today?

[mscelina]

Luggage much?

[cray]

Luggage much?

i'm married

[Rolling Thunder]

There's a $15 fee for each bag...

[Haggis]

I wonder if the anarchists are going to see us off?

[Robert Toy]

There's a $15 fee for each bag...




.

[Haggis]

You mean they're charging us for OFG?.

That wasn't nice, Robert.
















:D

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Speaking of fireworks...

Who'd think a small town of 500-ish would have a better fireworks display than the next one over with a population of about 20k?

Yup.

That's Francis versus Ada. Whodathunkit??

Did you see Mustang's on the new last night!? It was awesome!

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Speaking of the new rates... (http://journeysadmin.com/NewAirlineRates.wmv)(this will launch your Windows Media Player).

[Robert Toy]

That wasn't nice, Robert.















:D

Evil Mod tricks huh?

[cray]

There's a $15 fee for each bag...


*files divorce papers*


http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3273/2567111380_ed37accde8.jpg?v=0

ok. i'm ready.


whoops, you weren't supposed to see my luggage

[Robert Toy]

Speaking of the new rates... (http://journeysadmin.com/NewAirlineRates.wmv)(this will launch your Windows Media Player).
:roll:

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

That wasn't nice, Robert.

You better be careful there, dogboy. It would be unfortunate if I were to join forces with thunderboy, wouldn't it?










:D

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

When're we leavin', huh? An' where're we goin'?! Ain't it time to GO?

[cray]

are we there yet?

[Robert Toy]

*pulls over into gas station* Oaky who needs to go?

[Haggis]

*pulls over into gas station* Oaky who needs to go?

Not me. I just used RT's leg.

Hey, will someone bring me back a six-pack?

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

So you can use RT's leg again?

Man, this bus's smellin' FUNKY. Maybe we oughta hose it out.

[Haggis]

So you can use RT's leg again?

Man, this bus's smellin' FUNKY. Maybe we oughta hose it out.

You remember how he lost his legs in that terrible Pec-boy avatar change? Well, I found them and left them at the back of the bus. They do come in handy.

[Robert Toy]

Not me. I just used RT's leg.

Hey, will someone bring me back a six-pack?
Sick puppy

http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l253/RT_2006/mauriciobeforeafter-1.jpg

[Robert Toy]

How about a six-pack lite?

http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l253/RT_2006/166576760_50c3cce68e.jpg

[Haggis]

How about a six-pack lite?

http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l253/RT_2006/166576760_50c3cce68e.jpg

Vast improvement.

[Haggis]

Hey! Who started up the bus? It looks like we're getting ready to move again. Quick, someone. Push Storygirl outside. She just loves to walk to the next location. :D

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Wait! Wait for me! I'm gettin' Haggis a keg!

[Haggis]

Wait! Wait for me! I'm gettin' Haggis a keg!

*pulls emergency brake*

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Whew! Here, Haggis... I didn't think a six-pack would last you to the next stop, so I got you a keg:

http://www.barproducts.com/media/co2_keg_tap_detail.jpg

And I got me the six-pack!

http://pwbeat.publishersweekly.com/blog/wp-content/2007/03/gerard_butler_04.jpg.w300h413.jpg

[JenNipps]

On the road again, huh?

Somebody wake me up when we get there?

[Haggis]

I'm lovin' the, um, keg. :D