TTSDBNT...Summer Road Trip: Poetry (Death by elegy)

[Rolling Thunder]

*releases clutch, bus lurches forward, engine rattles*

Uh oh....

[Haggis]

*releases clutch, bus lurches forward, engine rattles*

Uh oh....

That's Storygirl. I left her under the hood.

[Haggis]

Oops. RT? I think you made a wrong turn again. We're in TIO.

Aren't we supposed to swear or something in here?

[Cassiopeia]

*plops down in the back of the bus*

[Rolling Thunder]

We're headed for poetry, which is its own little fiefdom straddling the border of TIO. Haven't you ever wondered where poets get all their angst?

[Haggis]

We're headed for poetry, which is its own little fiefdom straddling the border of TIO. Haven't you ever wondered where poets get all their angst?

Okay, but can I give some of the TIO regulars the finger as we pass through?

[Cassiopeia]

*wanders over to TIO out of boredom*

[Cassiopeia]

wait! I'm dizzy, this bus IS in TIO.

*sobs*

I'm just so confused!

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

I'm sorry. I don't think this movie idea is going to happen. I'm just gonna have to cash the seventy mill and put it to good use myself.

Don't feel bad, these things hardly ever get made. Next stop: development hell!!! (aka Poetry)

But... but... what about Gerry?
We were about to make merry.
I don't want to tarry
'cause we might miss the ferry!

Okay, but can I give some of the TIO regulars the finger as we pass through?

It's a requirement... part of the cost of the ticket, even.

wait! I'm dizzy, this bus IS in TIO.

*sobs*

I'm just so confused!

Good! That's proof we're having a good time!

[Rolling Thunder]

Okay, but can I give some of the TIO regulars the finger as we pass through?

Um...you don't have any fingers.

[Haggis]

Um...you don't have any fingers.

I know that. I was going to give them one of Storygirl's. I have a couple in my pocket. Want one?

[rhymegirl]

Oh look at Haggis' new avatar.

[Rolling Thunder]

No thank you, Haggis. I bet Kathy would like you to give her the finger though. :D

[rhymegirl]

Oh another topic--

You know that training camp thread? Is that kinda like wearing a training bra?

[san_remo_ave]

Um...you don't have any fingers.

that's ok. We'll just give 'em the moon.

http://www.givemetheinfo.com/Christmas-prank-gifts/tn_mooning2.jpg

[san_remo_ave]

Oh another topic--

You know that training camp thread? Is that kinda like wearing a training bra?

Uh.... training wheels....

http://www.nsalamerica.org/email/etails/200801/three-chihuahuas.jpg

[Unique]

♫♪♫♫The wheels on the bus go round and round♫♪♫♫
round and round; round and round ...

the wheels on the bus go round and round

♫♪♫♫ALL DAY LONG.♫♪♫♫

{it runs on propane}

[Rolling Thunder]

Uh.... training wheels....

http://www.nsalamerica.org/email/etails/200801/three-chihuahuas.jpg

Ah yes, deep fried chihuahua legs are a big deal in Europe.

Morning, Unique! Ready for poetry?

[storygirl]

I know that. I was going to give them one of Storygirl's. I have a couple in my pocket. Want one?
Hey!
*grabs foam sports fingers back from Haggis, then drop kicks him out the bus window*

That's better.


When did we get taken outside?


This seems a little harsh. I mean really, we are a fairly well behaved bunch, right?

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

that's ok. We'll just give 'em the moon.

http://www.givemetheinfo.com/Christmas-prank-gifts/tn_mooning2.jpg

And a full one it is, too.

[Unique]

Ah yes, deep fried chihuahua legs are a big deal in Europe.

Morning, Unique! Ready for poetry?

No.

I am ready for a drink, though. Got Black?

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

When did we get taken outside?


This seems a little harsh. I mean really, we are a fairly well behaved bunch, right?

Near as I can tell... late yesterday. I didn't know a fight had broken out on the bus.

Or maybe... you know... the last place we were... with the scriptwriters... maybe they were plotting to surround the bus and... well... hurt us. They might've kicked us into TIO for our own protection.

[storygirl]

Or maybe... you know... the last place we were... with the scriptwriters... maybe they were plotting to surround the bus and... well... hurt us. They might've kicked us into TIO for our own protection.
*ETA: I haven't had enough coffee. . .never mind.

[Robert Toy]

that's ok. We'll just give 'em the moon.

http://www.givemetheinfo.com/Christmas-prank-gifts/tn_mooning2.jpg


http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l253/RT_2006/azz.jpg

[Robert Toy]

No.

I am ready for a drink, though. Got Black?
Johnnie Walker?

[storygirl]

http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l253/RT_2006/azz.jpg
Perv kitty.

[Haggis]

*climbs back in bus, and plops down in Storygirl's lap for a nap*

[storygirl]

*climbs back in bus, and plops down in Storygirl's lap for a nap*
Ahh, he's sorta cute when he's sleeping.

[Haggis]

It gets them every time.

[storygirl]

It gets them every time.
I can't help it. The way a little drop of drool slides past the syringe in your mouth. The way you snarl instead of snore.


Who's a sweet little puppy?

Sleeping haggis is a sweet little puppy.

[Rolling Thunder]

Okay, we're in that dark abyss known as Poetry. I've heard this place is kind of rough, so I suggest everyone remains on the bus. And don't stick your arms or head out the windows. It's said poets bite; especially the one-eyed monstrosity that wears a hat.

[Haggis]

Okay, we're in that dark abyss known as Poetry. I've heard this place is kind of rough, so I suggest everyone remains on the bus. And don't stick your arms or head out the windows. It's said poets bite; especially the one-eyed monstrosity that wears a hat.

Pfffttm. I bite, and I'm inside the bus.

[storygirl]

Wow, I didn't even have a chance to sight see in TIO.

Guess we were too much/not enough trouble for 'em.

We don't have to speak in verse now, do we?

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Out of TIO? Already!? But I didn't get a chance to pick up any souvenirs!

[Haggis]

I understand experimental poetry is in vogue. :D

[storygirl]

Experimental poetry? Is that any thing like the experimental therapy that resulted in your flashing red eyes?

[Haggis]

Experimental poetry? Is that any thing like the experimental therapy that resulted in your flashing red eyes?

It's similar, but it involves numerology too.

[Stew21]

TIO was a good warm-up for what you can expect in poetry.

death by elegy indeed.

[storygirl]

*go to my happy place, go to my happy place, go to my happy place*

[Stew21]

if you're going to you happy place you may want to consider doing so with excellent meter, vivid imagery, and strong internal rhyme. And I strongly suggest metaphors.

[storygirl]

if you're going to you happy place you may want to consider doing so with excellent meter, vivid imagery, and strong internal rhyme. And I strongly suggest metaphors.
:e2thud:

[Haggis]

GET THIS BUS OUT OF HERE, NOW!

[Stew21]

Would you stay if I told you that you can write limericks in the poetry forum?

and dirty dog haikus.

[Haggis]

Would you stay if I told you that you can write limericks in the poetry forum?

and dirty dog haikus.

Limericks, you say? And dog haiku?

Yes. Yes. This might work out after all. :D

[Rolling Thunder]

Way to raise the bar, Trish. :rolleyes:

[Haggis]

Dog tongues are awesome.
They can lick all kinds of things.
You're jealous, aren't you?

[Stew21]

Way to raise the bar, Trish. :rolleyes:


We're in TTSDBNT - what bar? (unless you mean the one where we get drinks, I have no idea what bar you are talking about.) :rolleyes:

[Unique]

Johnnie Walker?

Of course

Limericks, you say? And dog haiku?

Yes. Yes. This might work out after all. :D

Sez you.

Achoo - haiku.
makes me sneeze
all over you.
Booger snot

[Haggis]

Give me someone's leg--
Short, long, fat or skinny leg.
Any leg will do.

[Haggis]

Of course



Sez you.

Achoo - haiku.
makes me sneeze
all over you.
Booger snot

Allergies! Bad things.
You should stay away from cats.
They're walking sneezes.

[Unique]

It's dog haiku.
dog sneezes
dog snot

get with the program, spunky

[Robert Toy]

Cats rule...Dogs drool!!

[Unique]

Cats rule...Dogs drool!!

>''<

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Cat Haiku

You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail! Behold,
elevator butt. (http://www.nanceestar.com/CatHaiku.html)

[Rolling Thunder]

Cats rule...Dogs drool!!

Try making this a haiku, Robert. :D

[Haggis]

Cats rule...Dogs drool!!

This is wrong.

>''<


So is this.

Cat Haiku

You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail! Behold,
elevator butt. (http://www.nanceestar.com/CatHaiku.html)

This is very wrong.

[Unique]

where

wrong=right

bad=good

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Just for you and RT, Haggis...

Dog Haiku

My owners' mood is
Romantic—I lie near their
Feet. I fart a big one. (http://dan.drydog.com/patsyann/doghaiku.html)

[storygirl]

And Haggis, this picture I found of you is very, very wrong.

http://www.dailypets.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/picohug2.jpg

[Haggis]

And Haggis, this picture I found of you is very, very wrong.

http://www.dailypets.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/picohug2.jpg

What? I was gnawing on her neck. I swear.

[Robert Toy]

http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l253/RT_2006/grass.jpg

[Haggis]

http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l253/RT_2006/grass.jpg

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o15/Damnhaggis/but-thanks-for-trying.jpg

[Unique]

Same as the old boss.
>''<

Cat Haiku

You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail! Behold,
elevator butt. (http://www.nanceestar.com/CatHaiku.html)

[Robert Toy]

A catfish?

[Haggis]

A catfish?

I'm not quite sure, but it bears a striking resemblance to Silver King.

[ddgryphon]

What
cats
can see,
we do not.
The invisibles,
they know, are a feline's domain.
Only they can see
the monsters
in the
high
clouds.

http://fc04.deviantart.com/fs16/f/2007/195/1/7/The_monsters_in_the_clouds_by_Dandebird.png

[storygirl]

Wow, cats are depressing.

[Haggis]

Wow, cats are depressing.

Yeah. And apparently, they can see Rolling Thunder too.

[CBeasy]

So thats what my cat is looking at! That is truly horrible.

[Rolling Thunder]

*slips cone of silence over Haggis' head. bangs on it with a wooden spoon*

Hi, CB! :D

[Haggis]

*slips cone of silence over Haggis' head. bangs on it with a wooden spoon*

Hi, CB! :D

*sings*

You are the sunshine of my life....

[Rolling Thunder]

Do you, invisible dog--
Covered by the cone of silence,
care to shut up?

[Haggis]

Do you, invisible dog--
Covered by the cone of silence,
care to shut up?

*sings*

My cherie amour, lovely as a summer day
My cherie amour, distant as the milky way
My cherie amour, pretty little one that I adore....

Oh. Excuse me. Is some one here?

[storygirl]

Has anyone seen Haggis?

Why is that cone moving on its own?

I swear, if that cat brought ghosts in with it. . .

[Haggis]

Where'd everybody go?

[Rolling Thunder]

Anybody else smell sweaty dog in here?

[Robert Toy]

http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l253/RT_2006/butz.jpg

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

He has two butts?

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

And look what someone left on the steps of the bus last night while we were sleeping! HAGGIS!

http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q172/liadano/chihuahua_harmelink.jpg

[Haggis]

And look what someone left on the steps of the bus last night while we were sleeping! HAGGIS!

http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q172/liadano/chihuahua_harmelink.jpg

:gone:

[Robert Toy]

He has two butts?
Now he does!....:D

Rockets will do that to you.

[Rolling Thunder]

Look at Haggis now. Poetry must have an odd effect on him. :ROFL:

[Haggis]

Look at Haggis now. Poetry must have an odd effect on him. :ROFL:

"Red" means "stop," and "green" means "go."

[Cassiopeia]

Red on top,
Green below,
Red means stop,
And green means go.

And yellow means go very fast and hope the cops don't get you.

[storygirl]

"Red" means "stop," and "green" means "go."
Then I guess you really have to go.


Normally, you just bark or scratch at the door to let us know. But I guess this works too.

[Haggis]

Then I guess you really have to go.


Normally, you just bark or scratch at the door to let us know. But I guess this works too.

:roll:

[Rolling Thunder]

Look! It's one of those angsty poets we were warned about. Remember not to feed it. It bites.

[Unique]

put a donut on his ass. maybe he'll bite himself.

[storygirl]

Look! It's one of those angsty poets we were warned about. Remember not to feed it. It bites.
Would you take a pic of it for me? I don't want to get that close.

[Rolling Thunder]

Poets don't show up in pictures. Or mirrors.

[Haggis]

Poets don't show up in pictures. Or mirrors.

http://www.global-b2b-network.com/direct/dbimage/50003396/Garlic.jpg

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Mmmmm.... Garlic!

[Rolling Thunder]

Poet bait? You put out poet bait? :rolleyes:

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

He thought it was repellent.

[Haggis]

Poet bait? You put out poet bait? :rolleyes:

He thought it was repellent.

I was out of Holy Water. :Shrug:

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

If you'd just try harder to pass by every water hydrant, fencepost, and leg...

[Bmwhtly]

Look! It's one of those angsty poets we were warned about.Creature of the night?
Hold fast ye valuables.

[Haggis]

http://www.savagechickens.com/images/chickenpoets.jpg

[Robert Toy]

Four to go!

[Haggis]

Four to go!

Four?

[Robert Toy]

With fries and a diet coke please.


Three to go!

[Haggis]

Three?

[Rolling Thunder]

III's not online yet.

[Haggis]

Must be time for more dog haiku.

[Robert Toy]

deux

[Rolling Thunder]

That's a strange way to spell ducks.

[Robert Toy]

ONE to go!!!!

Damn I gotta make the last one sweet...:D

[Haggis]

I roll in dead things
My fur a necropolis
It stinks in the sun

[Stew21]

Did the dog get bit by a rabid poet?

[Haggis]

Did the dog get bit by a rabid poet?

You gotta admit. That last haiku was touching.

[Stew21]

Touching what?


Get that haiku off me!


stinkin' rabid haikus.

[Haggis]

Touching what?


Get that haiku off me!


stinkin' rabid haikus.

That's it. I feel the angst coming on.

*searches for 'report post' button*

[Stew21]

Report it if you must. Just don't wake up the guy in the hat.



(It's best for everyone if you stay on the bus)

[Stew21]

and you know if you write a whole bunch of violent haikus that our friend Spinal Tapestry is going to come in here, don't you? It's like he has a sixth (or sickish) sense (stench?) about haiku.

[Haggis]

and you know if you write a whole bunch of violent haikus that our friend Spinal Tapestry is going to come in here, don't you? It's like he has a sixth (or sickish) sense (stench?) about haiku.

Violent? I don't have a violent bone in my body, hardly, pretty much. And you think I should be worried about some piece of tapestry with a backbone? Ha. Nobody has challenged me to haiku since I've been here. I declare myself champion of haiku!

So there.

[Rolling Thunder]

Violent? I don't have a violent bone in my body, hardly, pretty much. And you think I should be worried about some piece of tapestry with a backbone? Ha. Nobody has challenged me to haiku since I've been here. I declare myself champion of haiku!

So there.

*emails post to Poetinahat*

[Rolling Thunder]

Seven...

[Stew21]

:roll: eeeewww

:D

[Haggis]

It was once a lovely fetus,
all milky white and glow,
at first it filled her starry womb
with hot and itchy grow,
but then it came to pass
that the little babe did cry,
became a rock of deadly things
to knot and twist in birth's canal.
If only she could fart it out
the bloody bastid could finally die.

How precious. A poem about Rolling Thunder. :)

[Stew21]

that I could choose a word to strike you
and you would not feel it
is to tremble in the cool current of "lack"
and "enough".
to step on moss-greened cobbles
with some bravado at my skill is
assuredly a sign that I will slip -
fumble to the bank,
slink back to the edge
in wet, humiliating inches -
My measurement
of regret.


eta: this doesn't mean anything in particular. I just wanted to write a poem using the phrase, Measurement of regret. It's been stuck in my head all day.

[Stew21]

Yea, I did cheat. I just wanted a white space to throw those three words out of my head. They've been evicted now. Back to your regularly scheduled elegy.

[Haggis]

Hey, now. Who called the Mutual Love Society to order?

I rited a perfectly good metaphor, in a perfectly good haiku and all I get is ignored by you angsty types.

Well, I'm going back to Hollywood, I'll tell ya. At least I get room service there. Billed to the poetry forum.

[Rolling Thunder]

Maybe you're just a misunderstood poet, Haggis.

[Haggis]

Maybe you're just a misunderstood poet, Haggis.

I think you're right.

*goes out and buys a beret*

*charges the cost to the poetry forum*

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Ooooo, Lala! Mindy loves ze French cheehueyhuey!

http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q172/liadano/avatar4725_131.jpg

[Haggis]

Ooooo, Lala! Mindy loves ze French cheehueyhuey!

http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q172/liadano/avatar4725_131.jpg

Now, see, that would be perfect for the poetry forum. If only they eyes flashed. :(

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

I know... I can't do that flashy thingy... I don't possess the majix. :(

[Haggis]

I know... I can't do that flashy thingy... I don't possess the majix. :(

:e2cry:

[cray]

is this thread
dead
this the pome
the thread dreads
it'll make haggis
fall on his head
dead.


do i win? :D

[Haggis]

is this thread
dead
this the pome
the thread dreads
it'll make haggis
fall on his head
dead.


do i win? :D

:e2tomato:

[cray]

i thought the idear was to kill the thread

[Haggis]

i thought the idear was to kill the thread

The thread's on a rehabilitative summer road trip. You can't kill it 'til the trip is over.

[cray]

*kicks dirt*

fine.

i'm saving that poem then,........maybe it'll kill it when we get home.

[Rolling Thunder]

It took ten years off my life.

[cray]

9k coming up, eh?


ban haggis with it!

[cray]

It took ten years off my life.

excellent!

and your aarp membership is still good. it's a win - win.

[Rolling Thunder]

Just remember: the big battery pic goes with me.

[cray]

that wouldn't be good.

[Stew21]

Haggis is a misunderstood poet? I know a few of those. The beret always helps people recognize and appreciate the talent and misunderstood-ed-ness of poets. If that doesn't work, you really should take up smoking too.

[Haggis]

Haggis is a misunderstood poet? I know a few of those. The beret always helps people recognize their talent, you really should take up smoking too.

And bongos. I want bongos.

[Stew21]

Hey, now. Who called the Mutual Love Society to order?

I rited a perfectly good metaphor, in a perfectly good haiku and all I get is ignored by you angsty types.

Well, I'm going back to Hollywood, I'll tell ya. At least I get room service there. Billed to the poetry forum.


I didn't ignore you; I asked if you got bit by a rabid poet?


Do I need to praise you, pup?

Haggis gives good meataphor


How's that?

[Stew21]

The Smoking Berets Bongo Band - *snap snap snap snap*

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

And bongos. I want bongos.


http://globalistaradio.com/media/featured/Fields_Bagels_Bongos.jpg

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

I really like the ruffled shirt, Haggis. But will it go with the beret?

[Haggis]

http://globalistaradio.com/media/featured/Fields_Bagels_Bongos.jpg

Something is wrong with that woman's neck.

eta: I'd really like to hear My Yiddishe Momme played on bongos.

[Rolling Thunder]

I blame pentamic meter for her condition.

[Haggis]

I blame pentamic meter for her condition.

I blame Dawno.

[Stew21]

I blame pentamic meter for nearly everything.

[Cassiopeia]

*curls up in the back of the bus for a nap*

[Haggis]

*curls up in the back of the bus for a nap*

That woman can sleep through anything.

What's that? More bongos?

MORE BONGOS?

SURE!

[Cassiopeia]

That woman can sleep through anything.

What's that? More bongos?

MORE BONGOS?

SURE!you betcha I can! I've even slept through a tornado. It comes from growing up in the midwest. :D

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Haggis! I just took this picture of Mindy... it is absolutely unretouched! Have you been sneaking her out the back door after we go to bed!?

http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q172/liadano/100_1486.jpg

[Unique]

oh oh. she gots da powers now, mom.

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

At least they're not flashing...

[Unique]

yet


wait til you go to sleep tonight.

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

As long as I don't SEE 'em flash... they creep me out!

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Working on 8, I hope!

[ddgryphon]

I'm sorry, what were we saying?

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

It's pretty surreal in here, ain't it?

[Rolling Thunder]

I don't believe I've met him. Is he related to Sir Unreal?

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Is this free-form, performance art we're doing here?

[SpookyWriter]

To be realIs to be with a girl who is real.

[Haggis]

I,
the
real
bastard,
stretch
to kill
the mocking
bird.


No metaphor.

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Deep. Very deep.

[SpookyWriter]

I,

the
real
bastard
stretch
to kill,
the mocking
bird,
just for
the
thrill.

Much better.

[Rolling Thunder]

I've always said KTC was a bastard. Now, we have proof. :D

[SpookyWriter]

I've always said KTC was a bastard. Now, we have proof. :DYou met his

[Rolling Thunder]

Pudding.
Doesn't jiggle
like Jell-O.


It does when women wrestle in it.

[Haggis]

It is not
the pudding
that jiggles.


We have a winner.

Lock thread.

[Rolling Thunder]

Please send all complaints via PM to Haggis. :D

[Rolling Thunder]

Hey! It looks like the threads all charged up! Thanks, cray! :D

[Haggis]

*walks in...sniffs the air...pees in the corner*

Yep. Same old thread.

eta: Thanks, cray.

[cray]

right.
well, the truth be told,.....there is one other tiny matter that needs to be cleared up.


eta: looks left...ack! it's even smaller now. cripes.

[Haggis]

I wonder where cray went.

[Stew21]

right.
well, the truth be told,.....there is one other tiny matter that needs to be cleared up.


eta: looks left...ack! it's even smaller now. cripes.


Yikes!
Is that what happens when you swim in a cold pool, or...???

[cray]

Yikes!
Is that what happens when you swim in a cold pool, or...???


this is what happens when _____ has ________ _____ _______ _______ on his _____ _____ and can't _________ _________ anything else to _________ ____ ___. ___ ___ a ___ ___, right?

[Stew21]

*hands cray a towel*

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

You know... if he disappears completely, the whole forum might... you know... wink out.

[cray]

You know... if he disappears completely, the whole forum might... you know... wink out.


that's what i've been trying to tell people too!

[Rolling Thunder]

You know... if he disappears completely, the whole forum might... you know... wink out.

That's unlikely. We have a power port shaped like a Yorkie. We can go off the grid anytime...

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Yeah, but with you twinklin' again, RT, the power demands are quadruple what that Yorkie can handle! Think about the consequences of your actions, man!

[Rolling Thunder]

I generate my own energy. After all, I'm hawt! :D

[Stew21]

this is what happens when _____ has ________ _____ _______ _______ on his _____ _____ and can't _________ _________ anything else to _________ ____ ___. ___ ___ a ___ ___, right?

Yay! MadLibs!

"this is what happens when _Butthead____ has ___too_____ _much____ _iced______ ___coffee____ on his ___lunch__ __break___ and can't __find_______ ____himself_____ anything else to ___do______ _while___ __whistling_. _screwed__ _up__ a _good__ _thing__, right?"

[cray]

good heavens, trish. we should wash your mouth out with soap.
i don't talk like that!

[Stew21]

My mouth didn't have anything to do with it.
(Not the first time I've used that excuse. Won't be the last)

I had a different version but the dog ate it.
(it is the first time I've used that excuse).

[cray]

maybe

[cray]

guinness.

it does a body good.




eta: @#$

[cray]

now that is hot.


right on.
not may people can touch their tongue to their adams apple!

[cray]

unless underneath it all they are a battery.

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Oh! Cray! You're so.... BIG!

[Stew21]

Oh! Cray! You're so.... BIG!

*yea, that's not going to go to his head.*

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

*Shhhh, Trish! You know how guys are.*

[Stew21]

heh. yea.



:D

[storygirl]

What smells in here?

*sniff, sniff*

[storygirl]

do words
have more meaning
if written
like this

[Haggis]

Alas,
The thread that shall die
Must die elsewhere.
Moving Day
Today.

[storygirl]

you are warning us?
why?
what is your evil
plan?

[Haggis]

Plans,
I have none.
Like you
I am but a passenger
On the bus.

Yet move,
The bus shall.
On to destinations
Unknown
To us.

[storygirl]

then how did you
know, this bus,
it would go.

evil emerald eyes,
do they see
where we will go
where does
it be

[Haggis]

These eyes
See naught
But suffering souls
Caught
In the abyss.

Hey Kevin. What do you think? Good one, huh? :D

[storygirl]

These eyes

See naught
But suffering souls
Caught
In the abyss.





caught in the abyss?
again. . .
i just cleaned it.

[Haggis]

My abyss.
Mine!
Do not clean it
Nor rearrange it.
Okay, fine.

[storygirl]

your abyss
would be
abysmal
if not for my
effort

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

The wheels on
the bus
go 'round'n'round
'round'n'round
'round'nround.

The wheels on
the bus
go 'round'n'round.
Takus away, Haggus!

[storygirl]

are we there yet
i have to pee
can we stop for ice cream
ofg won't stop looking at me

[Haggis]

This thread
Once had
Dignity.
Now,
Bad poetry
Crushes its soul.