TTSDBNT...Summer Road Trip: (It's not dead; it's living on a farm in the country)

[Rolling Thunder]

You buncha' animals should be feeling right at home right about now.

[storygirl]

Oh no! This thread finally did it!

It finally bought the farm!!!!




Oh, we're just renting you say? Phew.

[Haggis]

GAH! No! No!

I was just reaching my stride as a poet.

This is wrong. This is so wrong.














Wait.

Animals?

You don't suppose there'd be any...sheep...do you? :e2brows:

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

You'd abandon Mindy for a... sheep!? And lose out on my being your mother-in-law?!?

[SpookyWriter]

You'd abandon Mindy for a... sheep!? And lose out on my being your mother-in-law?!?Do I want to know how this got started?

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

I don't think so.

[SpookyWriter]

Okay then, I'm off to eat a cold porkchop.

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Didn't come from Haggis' last girlfriend, did it?

[Cassiopeia]

Oh that I were my kittens,
I'd lazily nap,
On the couch,
Snuggled in folds of blankets.

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Y'know... this farm life... ain't so bad. Quiet... peaceful... pretty scenery... I like it here.

When's breakfast?

[Rolling Thunder]

*loads Glock*

Ham or chicken?

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

You can't shoot Haggis for breakfast!

How 'bout steak?

[Rolling Thunder]

Well, I can pound a stake through his heart...but that didn't work last time.

[Unique]

It won't work this time either. (http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1637915)

[cray]

http://www.2flashgames.com/2fgkjn134kjlh1cfn81vc34/flash/f-Petting-Zoo-2575.jpg

[Haggis]

Here.

*hands dead rooster to OFG*

Cook him up.

That's one SOB who won't be waking me up at four o'freaking clock any more.

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

:eek:

[awatkins]

Ahhh.....

We have company.

Gooooooood......

:e2teeth:

[September skies]

Here.

*hands dead rooster to OFG*

Cook him up.

That's one SOB who won't be waking me up at four o'freaking clock any more.

Eeeek! After reading the post, I was about to say that Haggis hasn't changed a bit and then I saw his avatar! What happened to the sweet (but conniving just the same) ferret?

I like "farm" life - or think I would. I always wished I lived on a farm. (minus the hard work)

[Rolling Thunder]

Here.

*hands dead rooster to OFG*

Cook him up.

That's one SOB who won't be waking me up at four o'freaking clock any more.

:Wha:

Um...has anyone seen KTC?

[Haggis]

Eeeek! After reading the post, I was about to say that Haggis hasn't changed a bit and then I saw his avatar! What happened to the sweet (but conniving just the same) ferret?


Ferret? FERRET? Does this look like a ferret to you?

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o15/Damnhaggis/dogneedle.jpg


Ahhh.....

We have company.

Gooooooood......

:e2teeth:

Good. Good. More poultry. :e2teeth:

[Haggis]

:Wha:

Um...has anyone seen KFC?

:Shrug:

:rolleyes:

[awatkins]

Good. Good. More poultry. :e2teeth:


:e2chain:

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

And here I thought the country was soooooo quiet and peaceful...

[Haggis]

And here I thought the country was soooooo quiet and peaceful...

It will be, once I turn awatkins in to the Animal Cops for harboring illegal parrots.

[awatkins]

And here I thought the country was soooooo quiet and peaceful...

But...but...that yapping. It was disturbing the wildlife. I had to do something.

Wait. Sorry. What I meant to say was, "Welcome! Welcome to the country!"

*cue banjo*

[awatkins]

It will be, once I turn awatkins in to the Animal Cops for harboring illegal parrots.

Ahem. Please reread my custom title.

[Haggis]

Ahem. Please reread my custom title.

Methinks thou dost protest too much.

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Not to be pedantic, but it says 'not harboring illegal parrot'... it doesn't say anything about 'not harboring illegal parrotS'...

[awatkins]

Methinks thou dost protest too much.

I can't hear anything over those loud, flashing green eyeballs. :eek:

Not to be pedantic, but it says 'not harboring illegal parrot'... it doesn't say anything about 'not harboring illegal parrotS'...

Details, schmetails. It used to have an S. Hmmm.

So. Where's the rest of the group? Afeard of a little drive through the country? We've been waiting. :D

[Rolling Thunder]

I have six and a half cats I could let loose here on the farm. :D

[awatkins]

What happened to the other cat half?

ETA: Oh, and we ain't afraid of no cats. :D

[Haggis]

What happened to the other cat half?

Sometimes I get hungry.

[awatkins]

Oh, good. I thought maybe I got it with that first pass of the chainsaw. :D

[Haggis]

Oh, good. I thought maybe I got it with that first pass of the chainsaw. :D

Nah. That was just Storygirl.

[awatkins]

Oooh, wait till she wakes up and finds out what you said! That should be any minute now, what with all the potholes in this dangtm dirt road.

[storygirl]

Nah. That was just Storygirl.
Haggis, don't make me poke those creepy green eyes right out of their stupid little sockets. . .I'll do it, I'll do it with a smile.

[storygirl]

Or maybe. . .Where'd awatkins put that chainsaw?

[Haggis]

Haggis, don't make me poke those creepy green eyes right out of their stupid little sockets. . .I'll do it, I'll do it with a smile.

Well hell. You can't blame me. I mean, you're always late for the bus. I just figured it was you.

But if it wasn't you, who was it?

Thread daddy really hasn't been around for a while ,has he?

[storygirl]

Well hell. You can't blame me. I mean, you're always late for the bus. I just figured it was you.*puts chainsaw away* I know, I know. I guess I owe you an apology. You know how I am when I first wake up.


Thread daddy really hasn't been around for a while ,has he?
Dead beat thread daddy, that's what he is.

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Thread daddy was just here yesterday. That's not so long ago. He's a good daddy... well, except for that wishing the thread was dead thing...

[cray]

owww, nice place to stop. nature and animals.

we're going to eat well this week!

[awatkins]

owww, nice place to stop. nature and animals.

Have you seen the bathroom facilities? Hope you're not allergic to poison ivy! :D

we're going to eat well this week!

We're so farrrrrr out in the country, there's no way to recharge batteries. Better conserve your energy. Heh heh heh.

[cray]

We're so farrrrrr out in the country, there's no way to recharge batteries. Better conserve your energy. Heh heh heh.


ack!
hey, while we're here i should tell you about a mildly scary (but now amusing) moment from over the weekend ...

a few old apples trees at the back of the cray property lure in constant stream of deer, groundhogs and other varmints. on saturday, i'm preparing to put ribs in the smoker (that story has a sad ending) and i see a groundhog back there.

i look over at emma (vizsla) and say is "groundhog." her ears go up, nose in air and she's on the move. it's about 70 yards to the apple trees. she runs about 50 of them and then gets low and slinks in the rest of the way. i don't have a whole lot of concern that she's going to get into a serious tussle and get hurt. emma is wise enough to scare 'em but keep her distance. so, before the thing can move emma is right there between the groundhog and its hole. the mighty beast is now in a staring contest with emma.

here’s the fun part, one of the little crays (3yr boy) is in the garden with mrs. cray. he takes notice of this and starts running towards the scene.
i take notice of this and start screaming for little cray to stop. yea, he didn’t listen at all. so now i’m in a full sprint yelling at this kid not to go near the dog and the groundhog. i have 70 yards to run. little cray has about 15 or 20, if that.

the dog and the groundhog have not moved. normally, emma won’t go much more than a few feet from them but with the chaos of me yelling and the kid coming i think emma must have decided to get a little more serious. about 3 seconds before my son got there moves in close and with teeth showing she puts her nose about 3 centimeters from the groundhog’s nose. the thing is on lock down.

did i ever tell you that i rented a house on a christmas tree farm for about 6 years? the owner of the place was a young guy who was passionate about his work and also passionate in his protection of those christmas trees from varmints. in those 6 years i’ve witnessed him running after groundhogs and killing them in hand to hand combat. ok. he never used his hands. he’d start with a kick while running at full speed. they’d fly about 10 feet and then either get away or not because he was still coming at them stomping and kicking. crazy crazy dude. so, while i’m sprinting towards all this in my head i’m reviewing all the groundhog stomping techniques that i’ve witnessed. i’m also doing various calculations on what’s going to happen next. do i come in full speed and drop kick the groundhog into tomorrow or do i carefully extract the kid somehow? and what i’m i going to do if things do progress? and i know we’re not dealing with a grizzly bear here but i’m scared that the thing going to turn and scratch my son or bite. (they do bite sometimes and when they do they sometimes won’t let go.)

little cray arrives about 3 seconds before me and yea….MY SON PUNCHED A GROUNDHOG. he punched the thing 3 times in the back of the head before i got there. holy shit. he punched it. wft.

somewhere along the line i decided that a full speed flying kick might exacerbate the situation so i swooped in grabbed little cray and retreated.
emma’s hackles go down and she takes another sniff and releases the thing from her gaze.
good dog. GOOD DOG!



so now i’m left wondering…….did emma just have its full attention or could it be that my son can’t throw a punch? :D i’m choosing to believe that the groundhog has a headache today and that if it flinched emma would have pounced.

cripes, look at all those words up there. i’ve exceeded my aw word count and typo limit for august and september.

[Stew21]

It's a great story!

How strange.
I like you better when you talk more.


and that almost NEVER happens!


:D

[Bmwhtly]

Mini-Cray, Groundhog's bane.

[awatkins]

:scared:Yikes!! I seriously gasped out loud when I got to the part where Little Cray punched the ground hog. I've seen the damage those things can do to big ole hunting dogs. Hate to think what they'd do to a small human being (or a large one, for that matter). Glad things turned out well!

[storygirl]

little cray arrives about 3 seconds before me and yea….MY SON PUNCHED A GROUNDHOG. he punched the thing 3 times in the back of the head before i got there. holy shit. he punched it. wft.

:eek: OMG! I'm glad he's okay. What a little scrapper, huh?

I bet the groundhog now knows that no apples are worth that.

[cray]

It's a great story!

How strange.
I like you better when you talk more.


and that almost NEVER happens!


:D

you dork!





weird moment - that's for sure. you spend the rest of the day going over the 'what ifs'

....like what if it were haggis? would he have been able to neutralize the groundhog with his stare? :D

[awatkins]

....like what if it were haggis? would he have been able to neutralize the groundhog with his stare?

Poor groundhog prolly would've dropped dead on the spot. :D

[Stew21]

It is one of the great horrors of parenthood - getting to see every possible scenario of a bad situation before it happens in the matter of a split second and no matter what you do, you can't move fast enough to prevent any of them.
Thankfully a lot of those situations end like yours, but you still see the bad "could have beens" in your head for a long time to come.

Trish <-- often equates jungle gyms with broken bones

[storygirl]

cray, it is fitting this happened while we are on the farm.


Maybe we can make a new game, groundhog punting. No, it would be more of a kick off, huh? I'll let you iron out the details.

[Haggis]

cray, it is fitting this happened while we are on the farm.


Maybe we can make a new game, groundhog punting. No, it would be more of a kick off, huh? I'll let you iron out the details.

Something tells me this won't work.

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m293/b1031/groundhog.jpg

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

I dunno... I'm afraid Mac might be insulted if we do much damage to the gophers... er... groundhogs... uh... whatever.

[cray]

http://www.physics.ohio-state.edu/~ntg/reu/gifs/cont_invert_wave.gif


this doesn't look good. pulse is erratic. heart rate is all over the charts. this thread doesn't have much time left.











or i could be totally wrong.

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Looks pretty steady to me. I'm thinkin' it's just wishful thinkin' on your part, cray.

[cray]

gah! sometime you just want something so bad.....we want to believe...we need to believe.

our mind plays tricks on us.
it's cruel.
cruel, i say.






*sobs*

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

There, there... tell you what... how 'bout I get the thread to hold its breath for a while? You can pretend!

[awatkins]

Something tells me this won't work.

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m293/b1031/groundhog.jpg

Ooooh...does that machine gun come in parrot sizes??? Rio will need a small-to-medium, while Pancho will probably need a plus-size (and if I want him to know I said that, I'll tell him).

[cray]

you'd do that for me?


wait, no,...last time the thread took a breather my avatar mysteriously shrunk. it can't happen again,...i was down to one last breath. i was nearly nothing.
not good.

i'm going to leave this thread now so we don't have any mishaps.

good day to you, m'am.

[Haggis]

Ooooh...does that machine gun come in parrot sizes??? Rio will need a small-to-medium, while Pancho will probably need a plus-size (and if I want him to know I said that, I'll tell him).

Just a suggestion here, but I really think you ought to get him used to the pistol first. I can't imagine the damage he'd do to himself with a machine gun.

http://www.myspacespells.com/files/thumbs/aadc6d02bd0d.jpg

[awatkins]

Where'd I leave that chainsaw....

[Kerr]

little cray arrives about 3 seconds before me and yea….MY SON PUNCHED A GROUNDHOG. he punched the thing 3 times in the back of the head before i got there. holy shit. he punched it. wft.

somewhere along the line i decided that a full speed flying kick might exacerbate the situation so i swooped in grabbed little cray and retreated.
emma’s hackles go down and she takes another sniff and releases the thing from her gaze.
good dog. GOOD DOG!

Great story cray! It seems to me that animals communicate very well without words. Emma let the ground hog know one move and you're dead, buster. And of course, the ground hog knew who the real threat was.

This reminds me of a time I tried to step between two neighbors fighting, a young husband beating up his pregnant wife in front of the house. At first the guy turned on me, then quickly backed off. I thought I'd said or done something that caused it, then turned and found my husband had also come outside and was quietly standing right behind me.

[storygirl]

Where'd I leave that chainsaw....
Here, sorry, I borrowed it.

Oh, let me wipe some of that blood off the chain for you.

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

you'd do that for me?


wait, no,...last time the thread took a breather my avatar mysteriously shrunk. it can't happen again,...i was down to one last breath. i was nearly nothing.
not good.

i'm going to leave this thread now so we don't have any mishaps.

good day to you, m'am.

Of course I would! And... uh... good day to you, too, sir! :)

My... that was quick, wasn't it? He's so mercurial!

[Haggis]

Of course I would! And... uh... good day to you, too, sir! :)

My... that was quick, wasn't it? He's so mercurial!

I thought he was titanium.

[SpookyWriter]

I thought he was titanium.Didn't that ship sink, badly?

[Stew21]

Didn't that ship sink, badly?

I didn't realize a sinking ship could be anything else.
Have you every heard of a ship sinking goodly?

[Haggis]

Why, the good ship lollipop did sink lovingly and goodly into my dreams every night.

Ixnay on the good ship lollipop talk or Huggis is going to come slithering in here.

[Haggis]

Huggis Huggis Huggis.



Oops. Never mind. That's for Beetlejuice.

Oh, please. You don't really want that unwashed sockpuppet in here, do you?

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

But he's so kewt! He's eat up with the kewt!

[SpookyWriter]

I didn't realize a sinking ship could be anything else.
Have you every heard of a ship sinking goodly?The good shop lollypop was a sinker.

[SpookyWriter]

Why, the good ship lollipop did sink lovingly and goodly into my dreams every night.Dang! You beeattts me to the punch line. Brrrrr...

[Huggis]

Oh, please. You don't really want that unwashed sockpuppet in here, do you?

Yar! Whom be ye callin' unwashed, blinky?

[Haggis]

Yar! Whom be ye callin' unwashed, blinky?

And whom ye be--

And who do you think you're calling "blinky?" you sorry excuse for an argyle.

[storygirl]

Aww, Huggis is sooooo cute. Look at the cute little eye patch.

*glances at haggis*

Better than green, glowing, creepy-dog eyes.

[Haggis]

Aww, Huggis is sooooo cute. Look at the cute little eye patch.

*glances at haggis*

Better than green, glowing, creepy-dog eyes.

Hey. If you prefer unwashed socks....

[EriRae]

I think this thread finally found the perfect home. Looks like all we do is talk about a couple of crazy chihuahuas and post LOLCatz.

Love the new pic, Haggis. Makes you look intimidating.

[Haggis]

I think this thread finally found the perfect home. Looks like all we do is talk about a couple of crazy chihuahuas and post LOLCatz.

Love the new pic, Haggis. Makes you look intimidating.

I am intimidating, Erin.

[Bmwhtly]

Have you every heard of a ship sinking goodly?Depends who's side you're on I suppose.

For instance, the editor of a newspaper thought the Belgrano sank goodly (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/58/The_Sun_%28Gotcha%29.png).

[storygirl]

I am intimidating, Erin.
*scratches his belly and talks in a cutesie voice*

Who's an intimidating puppy?

That's right, Haggis is.


*slips him the small chunk of hotdog with the Valium in it*

[Haggis]

You're about as intimidating as a fly at a sh*t party, Haggis.

Glory be to Huggis.

http://forum.allsiemens.com/images/smiles/icon_blahblah.gif

*scratches his belly and talks in a cutesie voice*

Who's an intimidating puppy?

That's right, Haggis is.


*slips him the small chunk of hotdog with the Valium in it*

See? Story understands. Story is my friend. :Hug2:

*spits out Valium*

[storygirl]

*spits out Valium*
damn

[Bmwhtly]

*wanders past*

Ohh, free valium.

*wanders off, munching*

[cray]

:Ssh:

did he http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/sick007.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org) i mean did he http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/sick006.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org) put the valium http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/sick017.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org) from haggi's mouth http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/sick021.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org) into his http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/sick016.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org) mouth?

[Haggis]

:Ssh:

did he http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/sick007.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org) i mean did he http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/sick006.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org) put the valium http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/sick017.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org) from haggi's mouth http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/sick021.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org) into his http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/sick016.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org) mouth?

What? I gargled.

[SpookyWriter]

What? I gargled.I thought you gargoled?

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

I think that's 'gargoyled', Spook.

[Haggis]

I think that's 'gargoyled', Spook.

He must have been speaking Gaelic.

[cray]

He must have been speaking Gaelic.


...not that there's anything wrong with that.

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

I love Gaelic. It makes me all ooogly inside.

[storygirl]

Hmm, I think Haggis just oooglied on the floor.

[Haggis]

Hmm, I think Haggis just oooglied on the floor.

OFG said she does it inside too.

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

I do it outside when I can.

[SpookyWriter]

I do it outside when I can.I think she said in the can. What, I do not know.

[K1P1]

Where am I?

This seems vaguely familiar, but, but ...

[EriRae]

I am intimidating, Erin.

Oh hush. I saw the ad for your new movie.

[EriRae]

:Ssh:

did he http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/sick007.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org) i mean did he http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/sick006.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org) put the valium http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/sick017.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org) from haggi's mouth http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/sick021.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org) into his http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/sick016.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org) mouth?


I thought you had a stronger stomach than that, cray!

[Rolling Thunder]

Yeah, stop being a wuss, cray. :D

[storygirl]

Oops.

I was testing a new vaccine to battle mad cow disease, but I think it works a little too well.

It actually seems to cause happy cow disease.

The farmers won't mind. Will they?

http://barfblog.foodsafety.ksu.edu/HappyCow.jpg

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Oy! That's just waaaaay too cheerful for this early in my mornin'.

[storygirl]

At least the milk won't be sour, harhar.

[Rolling Thunder]

Haggis will try to hook up with that.

[Haggis]

Haggis will try to hook up with that.

No way. I wouldn't touch that thing if it were ground up in my food dish.

[storygirl]

Srlsy though, the farmers won't mind, right?

And Haggis, you liar.

[Haggis]

Srlsy though, the farmers won't mind, right?

And Haggis, you liar.

Nuh-uh. Look at the eyes on that thing. It's nuts, I tell you. Nuts.

[storygirl]

Nuh-uh. Look at the eyes on that thing. It's nuts, I tell you. Nuts.
yes, the cow's the one with crazy eyes.

[Haggis]

yes, the cow's the one with crazy eyes.

Exactly.

[storygirl]

Wanna 'nother piece of hotdog?


*makes sure Valium is really buried this time*

[Haggis]

Wanna 'nother piece of hotdog?


*makes sure Valium is really buried this time*

Oh, absolutely. Thanks.

[storygirl]

Such a good boy.

Go to sleep.

nah, stop snarling. sleep.

[Haggis]

Such a good boy.

Go to sleep.

nah, stop snarling. sleep.

*spits out valium*

[storygirl]

double damn

[Unique]

Happy cows give chocolate milk - nah, the farmers won't mind.

[storygirl]

Yea! Chocolate milk for everyone!

[Bmwhtly]

*wanders past*

Hey, more free valium.

I need it, the last one give me tapeworms.

*wanders off, munching*

[awatkins]

As everyone in the bus zones out on valium or chocolate milk, Anne sneaks away and fells a number of trees across the only road leading out of the woods. The chainsaw sputters and dies, out of gas from all the body slashing and...um...tree cutting. In the distance, a strange sound rumbles through the forest, becoming louder and louder as it nears the bus. As the ground begins to tremble, the bus's occupants jolt awake. A voice erupts in terror. "No! No! It's the yeti! And he's not alooooooone......"

[storygirl]

As everyone in the bus zones out on valium or chocolate milk, Anne sneaks away and fells a number of trees across the only road leading out of the woods. The chainsaw sputters and dies, out of gas from all the body slashing and...um...tree cutting. In the distance, a strange sound rumbles through the forest, becoming louder and louder as it nears the bus. As the ground begins to tremble, the bus's occupants jolt awake. A voice erupts in terror. "No! No! It's the yeti! And he's not alooooooone......"
*deicdes it is not haggy who needs the valium*

[Haggis]

*deicdes it is not haggy who needs the valium*

:roll:

[awatkins]

*deicdes it is not haggy who needs the valium*

Wha???

:D

[storygirl]

Wha???

:D
Oh nothing sweetie, don't you worry your purdy little head about a thing.

here, wanna hot dog?

[JennaGlatzer]

This is my favorite title yet. Thanks for the big grin!

[awatkins]

Oh nothing sweetie, don't you worry your purdy little head about a thing.

here, wanna hot dog?

Thanks; extra valium, please. And can I get that to go?

This is my favorite title yet. Thanks for the big grin!

:D

[Stew21]

I'll take credit for that title, thank you.

:)

[storygirl]

Thanks; extra valium, please. And can I get that to go?



:DUhh, you know? It's not fun drugging someone if they're aware of it.

I'll take credit for that title, thank you.

:) Good job! Here, have a hotdog!

[Stew21]

No thanks.

I've had to avoid the royalty thread because I don't want cray to put my ass in that catapult, now i have to stay out of here so I don't get valiumed.

Is there no safe corner to AW today?

[awatkins]

No thanks.

I've had to avoid the royalty thread because I don't want cray to put my ass in that catapult, now i have to stay out of here so I don't get valiumed.

Is there no safe corner to AW today?

No.

Bwahahaha!

[Stew21]

crap.

[storygirl]

Is there no safe corner to AW today?
I've been sent to just about every corner here at AW, and no, I don't think there is a safe one.

[Haggis]

crap.

Uh, exqueeze me. I've got a trademark on that.

[Stew21]

crapittycrapcrap.

[Haggis]

crapittycrapcrap.

Hmm. I'll have to consult my attorney on that one.

http://www.ipadrblog.com/black%20and%20white%20snoopy.jpg

[awatkins]

crapittycrapcrap.

Hmmmm. Looks to me like she changed enough of it to make a whole new word. But then again, it might be considered playgermism.

[Stew21]

what about craptastic? do you have the TM on that one?

[storygirl]

Trish, don't worry about it. The only crap haggy has any claim to is that pile in the corner of the bus over there.


We need a maid.

[Haggis]

Trish, don't worry about it. The only crap haggy has any claim to is that pile in the corner of the bus over there.




It's really not very nice to talk about Rolling Thunder like that.

[storygirl]

It's really not very nice to talk about Rolling Thunder like that.
:roll:


That is soooo not what I meant. Word twister.

[awatkins]

Twister! I love to play Twister!

*spins pointer thingy* Okay, guys. Right foot, red!

[Haggis]

*sings*

Let's twist again
Like we did last summer....

http://www.chezmaya.com/05/3/comeon.gif

[Stew21]

Twister! I love to play Twister!

*spins pointer thingy* Okay, guys. Right foot, red!


left foot, steering wheel!



oh wait, I think that's the highschool make-out version.

nevermind.

[storygirl]

left foot, steering wheel!



oh wait, I think that's the highschool make-out version.

nevermind.
:ROFL:


:ROFL:


:ROFL:

[Haggis]

Apparently Story went to the same high school.

[cray]

*sings*

Let's twist again
Like we did last summer....

http://www.chezmaya.com/05/3/comeon.gif


i think that little guy on the end is lip syncing.

left foot, steering wheel!



oh wait, I think that's the highschool make-out version.

nevermind.

:e2point:

[Stew21]

You didn't come in here to drag me to the castle did you? You aren't going to hoist me into that damn catapult are you?


:still trying to untangle foot from the steering wheel:

What? It's not as easy as it used to be.

[cray]

i'm not going to drag you, darlin', i'm here to lure you,....

http://www.colinfahey.com/funny_images/burger_king_guy_with_david_hasselhoff_body_posing. gif

[Stew21]

I don't suppose whispering inappropriate things to you is going to get me off the hook this time, is it?

*whispers them anyway*

[storygirl]

Aren't we supposed to wake up early on the farm?

Did someone forget to set the rooster to crow at 6?

[Haggis]

Aren't we supposed to wake up early on the farm?

Did someone forget to set the rooster to crow at 6?

Um, we kinda sorta lost the rooster. (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2593424&postcount=24583)

[storygirl]

Um, we kinda sorta lost the rooster. (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2593424&postcount=24583)
http://www.getsmileyface.com/sm/sad/1346.gif

*sniffle*

Why?

http://www.getsmileyface.com/sm/sad/1346.gif

[Haggis]

http://www.getsmileyface.com/sm/sad/1346.gif

*sniffle*

Why?

http://www.getsmileyface.com/sm/sad/1346.gif

Well, see, he was loud And it was 4:00 in the morning. And I was hungover....

[storygirl]

You're a bad dog, haggis. BAD!

[Haggis]

You're a bad dog, haggis. BAD!

True. But the rooster was delicious.:D

[storygirl]

True. But the rooster was delicious.:D
***edited out smartass, sick remark****
http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/sign/sign0053.gif



***can't lower myself to your level haggis, really, I can't, I'm short, but you're waaaaay down there***

[Haggis]

***can't lower myself to your level haggis, really, I can't, I'm short, but you're waaaaay down there***

Pfft. Politicians do it all the time.

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

True. But the rooster was delicious.:D

Thanks! I thought he was pretty tasty m'self. I do fry up a mean chicken dinner.

[SpookyWriter]

Thanks! I thought he was pretty tasty m'self. I do fry up a mean chicken dinner.What'd you do with my mommy???

http://psa-newmember.org/image_evaluation/pictorial_images/AngryChicken.jpg

[Haggis]

What'd you do with my mommy???



Mommy was breakfast. :e2teeth:

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Roosters can't be 'mommies'. They're daddies. Sheesh, Spook... didn't you and your dad ever have The Talk?

[Haggis]

Aren't we supposed to be on the road again?

I gotta say, I'm going to miss the poultry.

I wonder what other great adventures await us.

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Yeah! Where's that damn bus driver, anyway?

Should we take a group photo before we leave?

[Haggis]

Yeah! Where's that damn bus driver, anyway?

Should we take a group photo before we leave?

We better not. They might notice the absence of chickens.