TTSDBNT...Summer Road Trip: Death, by KidLit.

[Rolling Thunder]

Heh. So you want the bus moved, do ya?

You want to experience something different, huh?

Okay. Fine...

[storygirl]

Oh joy, I come here to escape my kiddos, and look where I wake up.


I know, let's just give all the brats haggis to play with and we can relax while they maul him.

[Jaycinth]

Since I'm not around a lot anymore, I wanted to make a post to let everyone know that they are totally kewl.


Ok...back to work.


I do so enjoy uprooting poisen ivy...and with global warming...there is SO MUCH more to uproot.

I need a goat.

HUGZ!!!!

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Well! I didn't even have time to gather everyone for the pic before we were herded back on the bus! We didn't even get a chance to enjoy the fried chicken buffet!!!

http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q172/liadano/Group.jpg

[storygirl]

OFG, that is awesome. If only we had more time on the farm.

:D

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

I know... it's a shame, isn't it? I was really enjoying the atmosphere.

Well... except for that cow patty thing. I simply don't understand why dogs have to roll in smelly stuff.

[storygirl]

Oh, that was my fault. I was actually rolling Haggis through them, it was sort of a bowling through cow patties game, and Haggy was the ball. I think he liked it.

[awatkins]

You'll notice Rio perched waaay up in the tree, far away from the fried...uh...fish. Yeah, fish. :D

[wyntermoon]

Y'all behave yourself in here or NO COOKIE FOR YOU.

[TurkeyLurkey]

ACK! This thread is corrupting the young minds here in the children's section! (Not to mention, it adds a certain smell. Are you sure it isn't dead already?) Phew!

[wyntermoon]

That's just Haggis. You'll get used to him.



BAD DOG.

[awatkins]

Poor Haggis. No dog bickies for you!

[TurkeyLurkey]

Dusts Haggis with some baby powder...

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Oh, now there's an interesting combination of scents...

[Yeshanu]

Y'all behave yourself in here or NO COOKIE FOR YOU.

I want a cookie! I want a cookie! IWANTACOOKIE!

(Well, this is the children's section. What do you expect?)

[storygirl]

http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/innocent/innocent0001.gif (http://www.mysmiley.net/freesmiley.php?smiley=innocent/innocent0001.gif)
Can I please, please, please, please have a cookie?

[Haggis]

Heh. So you want the bus moved, do ya?

You want to experience something different, huh?

Okay. Fine...

No. NO! Not here!


I know, let's just give all the brats haggis to play with and we can relax while they maul him.

No. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

That's just Haggis. You'll get used to him.

BAD DOG.

:wag:

Poor Haggis. No dog bickies for you!

:e2cry:

Dusts Haggis with some baby powder...

GAH!

*runs screaming from thread*

[Rolling Thunder]

Oh. I'm going to like it here.

[storygirl]

You do know you're our backup if Haggis runs away, right?

[Rolling Thunder]

Well, that might be a problem. I don't know if I can eat more than three children at one meal...

[Bmwhtly]

http://www.colinfahey.com/funny_images/burger_king_guy_with_david_hasselhoff_body_posing. gifYou sicken me!

[cray]

You sicken me!

:D
can you please watch your language,....there are chillrens present!

[Bmwhtly]

Children?

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

*Runs screaming into the woods*

[TurkeyLurkey]

No child should see Burger King like that.... Oh the humanity!

[Rolling Thunder]

No child should see Burger King like that.... Oh the humanity!

Well, it is the Home of the Whoppertm.

[awatkins]

:crazy:

[TurkeyLurkey]

Well, it is the Home of the Whoppertm. Not only that, but you can have it your way! :D

[Stew21]

Not only that, but you can have it your way! :D

:e2tomato:

:groan:

:rolleyes:

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

::OFG lets fly with her favorite string of really filthy epithets - you know the ones: she has to be really, really annoyed for them to come smoothly to her lips::

[storygirl]

::OFG lets fly with her favorite string of really filthy epithets - you know the ones: she has to be really, really annoyed for them to come smoothly to her lips::
:Jaw:




ETA: I do have a strange craving for BK. I don't want to know what that might say about me.

[Stew21]

:Jaw:




ETA: I do have a strange craving for BK. I don't want to know what that might say about me.


I keep clicking on this thread, and seeing this reply, I have convinced myself that I simply don't have anything to add.

Trish, rarely stunned silent.

[Haggis]

*peeks head out of the woods*

Psst. Are the kids gone yet?

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

::OFG sticks head out from behind bush next to Haggis' bush::

I don't think so. Why do you think I was cussin'?

[Haggis]

::OFG sticks head out from behind bush next to Haggis' bush::

I don't think so. Why do you think I was cussin'?

To get rid of the kids, or to bring more of them by to listen and learn?

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Oh! I didn't think of that! It's like bait, isn't it?!?

What'll we do? What've I done? Help!

[storygirl]

I think I might have a solution.

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:j652h1nTFtq3IM:http://www.addictlab.com/labfiles/creatives/kidscagemet2.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.addictlab.com/labfiles/creatives/kidscagemet2.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.addictlab.com/labfiles/%3Fpage%3Dworkdetail%26work%3D8151&h=676&w=624&sz=388&hl=en&start=3&sig2=HaEeffF2NjntUdkLcnTe1w&tbnid=j652h1nTFtq3IM:&tbnh=139&tbnw=128&ei=MFWXSPzvO5G-hALl5rmfCQ&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dkids%2Bcage%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den)

A cage. It's soooo simple. Why didn't I think of it earlier?

[Haggis]

Oh! I didn't think of that! It's like bait, isn't it?!?

What'll we do? What've I done? Help!

*takes OFG's hand*

Deeper into the woods. It's the only thing we can do.

[TurkeyLurkey]

::OFG sticks head out from behind bush next to Haggis' bush::



Must. Cleanse. My. Dirty. Thoughts.

[cray]

::OFG lets fly with her favorite string of really filthy epithets - you know the ones: she has to be really, really annoyed for them to come smoothly to her lips::


http://www.cyh.com/HealthTopics/library/swear5.jpg

[Stew21]

Must. Cleanse. My. Dirty. Thoughts.


:glad i wasn't the only one:

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

*takes OFG's hand*

Deeper into the woods. It's the only thing we can do.

*Hangs on to Haggis' hand for dear life* I'm with you!

Must. Cleanse. My. Dirty. Thoughts.

I knew y'all wouldn't let that one pass. I had faith in you.

http://www.cyh.com/HealthTopics/library/swear5.jpg

Why, yes. It is! Thanks for noticing! Is that a tree or a broccoli?

:glad i wasn't the only one:

Mmmmhmmmm. Potty brain!

[SpookyWriter]

*takes OFG's hand*

Deeper into the woods. It's the only thing we can do.Is this where "Leave no kid behind." originated?

[wyntermoon]

Sigh. Are y'all still here?

I see I'll have to toss those cookies farther into the woods. I knew I should have never let the kids bring strays into our forum...

[storygirl]

Wynter must have had a hard night. She's tossing her cookies again.

[cray]

http://www.pcusa.org/today/archive/images/mrrogersbig.gif

[Bmwhtly]

*peeks head out of the woods*

Psst. Are the kids gone yet?Shhhhhhhhhh!
Stay down! They'll see you.

Deeper into the woods. It's the only thing we can do.*follows Haggis*

cookies
*trots back to the bus in search of cookies*

[Stew21]

cookies? what kind a'cookies?

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

I dunno... but no matter what kind they are, they're not worth it!

[Stew21]

when we get to the cooking forum we'll make our own.

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Mmmm. Chocolate chip with pecans...

[Stew21]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Haggis]

Milk Bones. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

NO! They're trying to trick us! Look away! Resist! RESIST!

[awatkins]

Is that a tree or a broccoli?

It's a broccoli tree.

What?? It could happen. In this forum, trees can talk and broccoli can walk.



I should so write a children's book.

[Bmwhtly]

Look away!But they're sooo appetising...

[Stew21]

But they're sooo appetising...

So's Gerard Butler.
http://www.100percentkelly.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/gerard-butler-300-31.jpg


Oh, sorry, just saw a window of opportunity there to change the subject.



Bad judgment on my part - being in the kiddy forum and all, huh?

sorry. :D

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

::OFG stops and turns so fast, Haggis' arm is almost jerked from it's socket.::

Gerry? Gerry?! Is that you? GERRY!

[Stew21]

:stares:

uh-huh, that's Gerry.

:nudges OFG:
See, it's Gerry.

:wipes drool:

uh-huh.

Leonidas: "Unless I miss my guess, we're in for one wild night."


OFG and Stew: "OKAY!"

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

::OFG drops Haggis' hand... er... paw... and cocks her brow at Trish.::

Tag team? Or two on one?

[Stew21]

tag team, baby.



um- RT - maybe this bus should make its way to the erotica forum for a spell.


Leonidas: "No surrender! No Retreat! It is Spartan Law."


OFG and Stew: "OKAY!"

[Haggis]

My Dog! You two are disgusting.

[Stew21]

Kiddie forum :shrug:

[storygirl]

My Dog! You two are disgusting.
he says then continues licking himself

[Stew21]

I think this is a very impressive page in the journey. From Mr. Rogers to King Leonidas in 12 posts.

[Haggis]

he says then continues licking himself

Jealous? :D

[cray]

mr rogers was here for the kids but you potty mouths have ruined it all
:D

[Stew21]

me? potty mouth? nu-uh!

:tongue



<--- very mature

[JennaGlatzer]

But they're sooo appetising...

The cookies or the children?

[Stew21]

cray, I think this hat is giving me an attitude problem.

[Unique]

cray, I think this hat is giving me an attitude problem.

That's easy to fix. Turn it around so the bill points the other way. Changes your attitude immediately. :D

(I like sideways myself ...) ;)

[TurkeyLurkey]

LOL.... Stew, my 4 year old just saw that hunky picture on the last page. :)

Child - "Is that a man?"
Me - "Yes, yes he is."

[Stew21]

LOL.... Stew, my 4 year old just saw that hunky picture on the last page. :)

Child - "Is that a man?"
Me - "Yes, yes he is."

:roll:

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

I think this is a very impressive page in the journey. From Mr. Rogers to King Leonidas in 12 posts.

Could've gotten there more quickly if my hands hadn't been full...

[Stew21]

that'll teach you to let haggis drag you off into the woods.

[Stew21]

Could've gotten there more quickly if my hands hadn't been full...


Leonidas: OFG! Prepare for Glory!


OFG: OKAY!




(who knew 300 quotes could be so much fun?) :D

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

:roll:

The worst I could ever have with Gerry would still be pretty damn good.

[Stew21]

Narrator of the TTSDBNT: "And now, as then, it is not fear that grips him, only restlessness. A heightened sense of things. The seaborn breeze, coolly, kissing the sweat at his chest and neck..."




Stew: *swoon* can I be the breeze this time!?! It's my turn to be the breeze!

[wyntermoon]

Great. Now I'll have to give them all "the talk" earlier than planned.



Thanks Stew. (now post more so I can have visuals...)

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Narrator of the TTSDBNT: "And now, as then, it is not fear that grips him, only restlessness. A heightened sense of things. The seaborn breeze, coolly, kissing the sweat at his chest and neck..."




Stew: *swoon* can I be the breeze this time! It's my turn to be the breeze!

OFG: OKAY!!! I wanna be the sea when he wades in up to his waist!

[Stew21]

Great. Now I'll have to give them all "the talk" earlier than planned.



Thanks Stew. (now post more so I can have visuals...)

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/2/20158/14_2007/GBGALS300spear.jpg

the 300 chant: HA-OOH! HA-OOH! HA-OOH!

[wyntermoon]

you get a cookie.



okay, two.

[Stew21]

:D

Leonidas: "Remember this day for it will be yours for all time."

[Haggis]

To protest the sexist turn this thread has taken, I hereby offer this link (http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/ATA/25464BP%7EHot-Chick-Posters.jpg) to a really hot chick.

[cray]

OFG: OKAY!!! I wanna be the sea when he wades in up to his waist!


:Jaw:
















:e2thud:

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Being the rain would be nice, too...

http://www.gerard-butler.net/4images/data/media/913/GalleryPage300.jpg

[Stew21]

Sexist???


SEXIST???


:D

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm184326400/tt0416449

[Haggis]

Sexist???


SEXIST???


:D

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm184326400/tt0416449

Yes, sexist. Where are the breasticles?

[TurkeyLurkey]

OMG! Why haven't I seen this movie yet?!?

[Stew21]

OMG! Why haven't I seen this movie yet?!?


I don't know why you haven't, but I suggest if you want to see Gerard Butler's naked butt, you do!

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

And what a naked butt it is, too! ::swoon!::

[TurkeyLurkey]

breasticles
I think you can only find those on an octopus...
http://curvature.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/ursula.gif

[TurkeyLurkey]

I don't know why you haven't, but I suggest if you want to see Gerard Butler's naked butt, you do!
Already clicking on it... (Netflix not his butt.)

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

And, if you've had enough of Gerard Butler, we can always discuss the pre-production flick 'The Sheriff of Nottingham' staring Russell Crowe...

[Stew21]

Turkey:

watch this! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RQm37K-clg)



One of my favorite lines (said by one of the best looking in the cast): "Then we will fight in the shade."

[TurkeyLurkey]

Turkey:

watch this! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RQm37K-clg)



One of my favorite lines (said by one of the best looking in the cast): "Then we will fight in the shade."

Wow... never thought I could dig beards.. until now. ;)

(Moves movie to the top of the queue.)

I know this movie may not be completely accurate.. (gasp).. but I find the Roman era to be fascinating. It is part of the 6th grade curriculum in California, along with ancient China, Mesopotamia, and Greece.

[Stew21]

Well, it is based on Frank MIller's graphic novel, and it is over the top, fantastical, and steeped in lore/legend/myth - and done so very well. My husband thought it was too out-there, but I approached it from the perspective that it was intended to be that way - myth and legend From the narrator's view he is telling a story - Greek Lore - to pump up troops. It is told as such. The basic story is the same, but the attitude of this film is amazing (and gruesome).

[Stew21]

Now back to your regularly scheduled cookies and milk.

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

But... but... Gerry and Russell ARE my 'cookies and milk'!

[Stew21]

Mine too, OFG, mine too.

But, think of the children. They need an afternoon snack. We're responsible for their well being while we are in their forum :roll: sorry. can't say it with a straight face.


Bring on Russell!

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

See? Now you know why I have no children.

[Stew21]

cookies
http://innerjoejoe.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/gerard_butler_02.jpg

Milk
http://i.treehugger.com/images/2007/5/24/russell%20crowe.jpg

[wyntermoon]

GAHtm. I'd set the hose on you two but goodness knows what photo you'd put up next. ;)

Look away from the frisky ladies, children.

[wyntermoon]

http://www.khowaga.us/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/daniel_craig_shirtless_2.jpg

Dang it, now I'm doing it too.

[Stew21]

heh...

King Leonidas would like to address the forum.

Leonidas: Children, gather round! No retreat, no surrender; that is Spartan law.

What he's trying to say is, you're going to have to tolerate the frisky ladies for a little while longer.

[Stew21]

http://www.khowaga.us/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/daniel_craig_shirtless_2.jpg

Dang it, now I'm doing it too.

Good God!

I think OFG wants to be the sea water again.
:roll:

[Rolling Thunder]

Clean up this thread or I'll back it into erotica and leave the bunch of you there.

[wyntermoon]

He says that like it's a bad thing.

[Rolling Thunder]

How about I move it to the NaNoWrimo room and rename it so a certain blue character comes to visit regularly?

[SpookyWriter]

I just realized that we're serving 30-50 kidlets. Aren't those baby goats and don't they make good eatin's?

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Good God!

I think OFG wants to be the sea water again.
:roll:

Glub! Glubglubglub!

He says that like it's a bad thing.

Please, don't throw us in that ol' brier patch, Mr. Thunder! Please!

How about I move it to the NaNoWrimo room and rename it so a certain blue character comes to visit regularly?

Shame on you, RT. Shame, I say.

:roll:

[Stew21]

Shame indeed, RT!


Athough, in a month we could hit 50,000 words apiece with this thread if we played it right.
the TTSDBNT Nanowrimo-athon

[cray]

*goochie goochie goo*

wake up, 'lil thread

[storygirl]

baby talk or not, it is always frightening to be awakened by a giant battery

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

I dunno, SG... the baby talk FROM a giant battery might be the most frightening thing of all.

[Bmwhtly]

The cookies or the children?That depends if we've got gravy or milk.

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

That red car would sure look good with my red dress.

[storygirl]

I dunno, SG... the baby talk FROM a giant battery might be the most frightening thing of all.
True.



This should've been in the horror forum.

[Haggis]

True.



This should've been in the horror forum.

Children are far more terrifying than regular old horror stuff.

[Stew21]

I don't know...OFG and I were thinking this is the best stop yet.


(though that has very little to do with the kids, and a great deal to do with Gerry and Russ aka cookies and milk)

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

And chocolate syrup.



:e2file:



And whipped cream.



:e2writer:



Mmm. Yeah. Best. Stop. Yet.:e2heartbe






Best. Stop. Evah!

[Stew21]

:ROFL: Here's a PSA for the kids about the importance of listening:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qyaYMJNmlk

[cray]

*goochie goochie goo*


nap time is over. wake up, 'lil thready.

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

::OFG sneaks up behind cray and loudly blows trumpet she nicked from the toy box::

[cray]

*jumps outta my skin*


ack!
why would somebody do that to another somebody?

anyway, i figured a 3 hour nap is plenty for this thread. she's never going to sleep tonight,....

[Haggis]

Um, I brought a peace offering (http://www.vimeo.com/139499) for all the little kiddies in this forum. It's a sweet little children's story.

Hope you all like it.

*runs and hides*

[EriRae]

Bwahahahaha--I showed up just in time to corrupt the youth! :D

[cray]

Um, I brought a peace offering (http://www.vimeo.com/139499) for all the little kiddies in this forum. It's a sweet little children's story.

Hope you all like it.

*runs and hides*



good lord, haggis.

[Haggis]

good lord, haggis.

:D

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

I am SO not going to click on that link. Nope. No way. Uh-uh.

[Haggis]

I am SO not going to click on that link. Nope. No way. Uh-uh.

cluck, cluck

[TurkeyLurkey]

I thought it was 'bok bok'

I clicked the link... there went a few minutes I'll never get back. :cry:

[Haggis]

I thought it was 'bok bok'

I clicked the link... there went a few minutes I'll never get back. :cry:

Stick a thumb in in it.

Oh, wait. Never mind. :D

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2008/08/funny-pictures-kitten-is-sort-of-fierce.jpg

[Haggis]

http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2008/08/funny-pictures-kitten-is-sort-of-fierce.jpg

Oh, look. Thumbs. :e2teeth:

[Bmwhtly]

That red car would sure look good with my red dress.OK, just try not to crash it.

*goes looking for another car*

Oh, look. Thumbs.
YAY!
Barbecue!

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Crash it? I'll have you know I'm a very good driver! :)

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

::OFG knocks wood, just to be safe.::

[Haggis]

better safe than pregnant.

Which is why I always wear a condom when I type.

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

I think he's more worried about what he'd pick up rather than what he'd leave behind.

[storygirl]

Which is why I always wear a condom when I type.
Yes, well I'm sick of you leaving these (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51kpbBE9W9L._SL500_AA280_.jpg) all over the bus.











*you so deserve this after that horrid link

[TurkeyLurkey]

Which is why I always wear a condom when I type.

I thought Bob Barker had you neutered by now.

[Bmwhtly]

Yes, well I'm sick of you leaving these (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51kpbBE9W9L._SL500_AA280_.jpg) all over the bus.
My my, you can tell we're in the children section.

[cray]

maybe a safety tip while we're here:

if a small child is choking on an ice cube, don't panic.
simply pour a jug of boiling water down its throat and hey presto! the blockage is almost instantly removed.

[Haggis]

Well, at least one good thing has happened as a result of our stop in this forum. Rolling Thunder's gotten himself a gig as a babysitter.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y37/munchanka/marabout.gif

[cray]

:roll:


ahem.
ah screw it,...

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[TurkeyLurkey]

Im not sure if he is crying because he is scared of the guy, or if he is sad because he just discovered his dad is a LOTR geek.

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

We need more

http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Gerard_Butler/gerard_butler.jpg

Stew and I have worn this one out!

[Stew21]

mmmmmm......cookies.

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

That's better'n cookies... that's... that's a kolache!

[cray]

haggis, the wiminz of this thread are outta control.
can't you herd them off into a holding area or something?

i know, it's a dangerous request but you're a pretty tough guy when you think about it.

[Haggis]

haggis, the wiminz of this thread are outta control.
can't you herd them off into a holding area or something?

i know, it's a dangerous request but you're a pretty tough guy when you think about it.

You just gotta keep changing the subject with 'em. Keeps 'em off balance that way.

[Stew21]

ok, cray. we'll stop posting pics of Gerard if you delete all photos of yourself with Jessica Alba.

[Haggis]

Hey, everybody. Look. One of the bunnies we saw at the farm followed us to the kiddie thread.

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o15/Damnhaggis/f-Evil-Bunny-2890.jpg

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Somehow, I don't think any of your attempts to sidetrack any of us 'wimminz' away from Gerry are gonna work.

Just sayin'.tm

[cray]

ok, cray. we'll stop posting pics of Gerard if you delete all photos of yourself with Jessica Alba.


well that's just crazy talk....
:D






eta: do they drug test the mods here?

[Haggis]

Somehow, I don't think any of your attempts to sidetrack any of us 'wimminz' away from Gerry are gonna work.

Just sayin'.tm

Why do you hate animals, OFG?

Just wait 'til I tell Pat (with a squiggle).

[Stew21]

well that's just crazy talk....
:D






eta: do they drug test the mods here?


I figured you'd see it my way.

YOu keep Jessica. We keep Gerard.


:D


Trish <-- not high.

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Awwww.... poor cray. Here... this'll cheer you up.

http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q172/liadano/Albaandcray.jpg

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Why do you hate animals, OFG?

Just wait 'til I tell Pat (with a squiggle).

Pat (with a squiggle) knows better.

[cray]

I figured you'd see it my way.

YOu keep Jessica. We keep Gerard.


:D


Trish <-- not high.

no way!
who said i see things your way?????



what's this? oh..






Awwww.... poor cray. Here... this'll cheer you up.

http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q172/liadano/Albaandcray.jpg



:e2thud:



*wakes up. kisses ofg's feet*


:e2thud:

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Are you insinuating getting close enough to kiss my feet knocked you out? :)

[cray]

ack! no'm.


i pass out a lot around jessica alba. it's one of the problems with our relationship.

[Stew21]

ack! no'm.


i pass out a lot around jessica alba. it's one of the problems with our relationship.


is it sorta like Kramer passing out every time he heard mary hart's voice?

[Haggis]

*cough*

May I have your attention?

100.

[Unique]

OMG! Are we still in the kiddie room? Who's turn was it to empty the diaper pail?

It reeks in here. Smells worse than my catbox when I forget to um... change it.

Oh. Wait. This explains it.


And when the TTSDBNT crew went took the children summer field trip the kiddies got more than their money's worth.

Nature: What your parents really mean when they talk about 'the birds & the bees)

Sharing: If a guy is cute enough, the girls don't really care how many times he's 'been around the block' as long as they get to 'drive the car' once themselves.

If a girl is cute enough, the guys don't really care how many times she's 'been around the block' as long as he gets to 'drive' at least once himself.

See, kiddies? That's what the old commercial meant: 'It's *nice* to share.

The only problem the adults (*cough, cough*) encountered was the kiddies were so darn engrossed in what they were learning that even the potty trained kids forgot they were potty trained!


Nice to see the kiddoes enjoying day camp. Oh. Yeah. Good to know the counselors are having a good time, too.

When does school start again? ;)

Oh, yeah - whose fishnet stockings were those? Think I could borrow them for a weekend? :D

[Unique]

burp.


You didn't.

I said fishnet stockings, Kevin. Not fishsticks!

Sheesh.

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

I see a push toward daylight...

[Unique]

I don't think that's daylight, OFG.

Haggis and KTC had beenie weenies for lunch and I saw them playing with a lighter.

What IS it with boys and farts? I'd really like to know. ;)

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Oh, Lausy! That's the last thing we need around here! Next thing y'know, we'll be smellin' burnt hair!

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Who's trying to get to the Magic Number, Mr. I'm-Postin'-Up-a-Storm Colonel?

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

See Colonel.
See Colonel post.
Post, Colonel! Post!

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

You're not Tom, Dick, or Harry, either.

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Looks like I'm gonna have to do the heavy lifting here...

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

I been workin' on the forum, all the live long day...

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

I been workin' on the forum, just to pass the time away....

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Can'tcha hear the whistle blowin'...

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Rise up so early in the morn'...

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah....

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Someone's in the kitchen, I know o o o...

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah...

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Pluckin' on the ol' banjo!

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

How 'bout a campfire?

And some S'mores?

Anybody?

[Stew21]

Looks like I'm gonna have to do the heavy lifting here...

Xerxes: Consider the fate of your women!
Spartan King Leonidas: Clearly you don't know our women!
http://llamabutchers.mu.nu/archives/king%20leonidas%20pretty%20pissed.jpg

You can handle it OFG! Gerry said so.

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Yes! Yes, I can!

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

But, Stew... you can help. :)

[Stew21]

Prepare for glory!


:D

[Cassiopeia]

Ooo...someone should have told me there were Gerry pics!

*drools*

[Stew21]

This is just a little taste. GO back a few pages. :D

[Stew21]

Leonidas: "This is where we hold them!"

http://www.halloween-village.com/uploads/wallpaper/300_Wallpaper.jpg

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

We've been very generous with the Gerry pics.

"The more I give to thee, the more I have, for both are infinite."

[Cassiopeia]

*parks herself in front of the PC, refusing to go on the appointed and much needed walk with DBF in lieu of Gerry pics*

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e105/ladyofsorrow0404/Gerard%20%20Butler/gerard_butler_02.jpg

[Cassiopeia]

*sighs*

Okay I have to go, I promised.

*stares again*

But I'll be back. ;)

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

"Try to hold them to one at a time, men!! Give me a chance to catch m'breath!"

http://l.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/300/_group_photos/gerard_butler11.jpg

[Stew21]

Leonidas: This is where we hold them...


Stew: "Ok, Leonidas, where's the part where we hold you?"

[cray]

you know i'm going to snag it, right?

[cray]

:e2moon:

[cray]

30 more.

hurry up

[cray]

you said that already

[cray]

haggis gave the thread fleas

[cray]

i charge everything.
goof.

[cray]

i'm older than you.

[cray]

can you see the feb 1938 on the side of the battery?

[cray]

hurry up...other are near

[cray]

yanno?

[cray]

:e2moon:

[cray]

that's not for you, kevin.

it's for 'them'

[cray]

did you feel that?

[cray]

hold on

[cray]

right.

well done.

[cray]

i would have went back more than 2 posts --- sheeze

[cray]

indeed.
i'm off to la la land.

[Cassiopeia]

Okay you two need help.


*calls for OFG*

HELP! :D

[Unique]

I'm not Spot, damn you. Nor am I Dick or Jane.

Are you sure?

How 'bout a campfire?

And some S'mores?

Anybody?

No way! Not if the kids are around. "They're much too good for children." (Name that movie) :D

Besides - they get that marshmallow mess everywhere.

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e105/ladyofsorrow0404/Gerard%20%20Butler/gerard_butler_02.jpg

Leonidas: This is where we hold them...


Stew: "Ok, Leonidas, where's the part where we hold you?"

They don't need us to hold 'em. Did you see the size of those cod pieces? I didn't know they made tube socks back in those days.

now come on. you know i cheated. never congratulate a cheater.
And he admits it!:e2thud:Is there some sort of odd planetary alignment tonight?

[Bmwhtly]

Im not sure if he is crying because he is scared of the guy, or if he is sad because he just discovered his dad is a LOTR geek.:e2smack:
I thought it was a reaver.

[Haggis]

My lovely thread. Defiled.

[Haggis]

Oh. That's right. It is your thread.

I forgot.

Never mind.

Well done.

[Haggis]

Pretty.

[Stew21]

morning lovelies.
I missed the count-up to the zeroes lastnight. I was reading bedtime stories.


then the kids told me stories.

Kyle told his version of the three little pigs: 3 bunnies and a coyote.

highly entertaining.

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Yeah, we got 'em all lathered up last night and left 'em to hit 25000 all alone, didn't we?

Three bunnies and a coyote? Was the plot still the same?

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

And look at you! You're about to hit 11000. Brava, chica!

[Haggis]

10999! Wahoo!

[Stew21]

11,000? Me? Cool!

When I got 9,000 I got a snarky rep comment from someone telling me I should maybe not spend so much time here and maybe should could possibly use my time uh, you know, writing.

I wonder what she'll say about 11K?

[Rolling Thunder]

At least, until this thread ends up back in OP in a few weeks.

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

And you're dangtm close yourself, Haggis. How'd I fall so far behind?

Sad part is... we'll lose 'em when we take the time warp back to the Planet Office Party at the end of our Summer fling...

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

At least, until this thread ends up back in OP in a few weeks.

Two great minds...

[Haggis]

At least, until this thread ends up back in OP in a few weeks.

And you're dangtm close yourself, Haggis. How'd I fall so far behind?

Sad part is... we'll lose 'em when we take the time warp back to the Planet Office Party at the end of our Summer fling...

Is there an echo in here?

[Stew21]

What about the postcards in archives I wonder?



That reminds me - we are behind on post cards!

[Rolling Thunder]

*backs bus up into TIO*

Trish doesn't have far to go to reach 11K again.

[Stew21]

What the hell is that? 10,688? :roll:

[Stew21]

Shouldn't we be running amok if we are in TIO?

[Rolling Thunder]

Too late. I popped the clutch and rolled us back into kidlit. :D

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Then again... they still exist. Like 'Ignorance' and 'Want' hiding beneath the robes of Christmas Present. Covering them up doesn't make them really go away.

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

And as much as I'd love to hang around and shoot some more shite... gotta go do the Mammogram Mash this mornin'. See y'all on the flip side.

Or is that the flat side?

[Rolling Thunder]

Then again... they still exist. Like 'Ignorance' and 'Want' hiding beneath the robes of Christmas Present. Covering them up doesn't make them really go away.

A bit wordy there. You could have substituted 'Haggis' for 'Ignorance' and 'Want' and the meaning would still be understood. ;)

[Haggis]

That's not very nice.

[Stew21]

(haggis, just call him a poopiehead.)

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

But I was referring to both Haggis AND RT. Combining the two in one wouldn't have conveyed my meaning.

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

This seems particularly appropriate, given our location and collective personalities... (http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2008/08/08/)

[Haggis]

This seems particularly appropriate, given our location and collective personalities... (http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2008/08/08/)

Oh. I like that one.

Say, OFG. Would you mind tying this air freshener onto the rear view mirror?

Thanks.

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o15/Damnhaggis/0000518.jpg

[Bmwhtly]

Oh. I like that one.

Say, OFG. Would you mind tying this air freshener onto the rear view mirror?
Don't do it, OFG!
That air freshener smells like peepee and chocolate milk.

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

I noticed that! Nasty combination, that.

Hey, Haggis! Weren't you looking for some chicken? Some young, tender, fresh chicken?

http://www.shippony.com/coolestkid/costumes/child-costume-01.jpg

[Haggis]

I noticed that! Nasty combination, that.

Hey, Haggis! Weren't you looking for some chicken? Some young, tender, fresh chicken?

http://www.shippony.com/coolestkid/costumes/child-costume-01.jpg

That one frightens me. She looks like she's hungry for Chihuahua.

:gone:

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

If you'd rather have it cooked...

http://www.saynotocrack.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/baby.jpg

[Haggis]

I have a better idea.

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o15/Damnhaggis/pic1.gif

[Unique]

The Secret of how the 'Grownups' got the 'Kids' to behave at summer camp:

They kept them entertained. (http://tinyurl.com/62fjuu)

[Haggis]

Damn bus driver must be sleeping it off again. We should have been out of here yesterday.

[Haggis]

*leaves a present for all the little kiddies*

http://www.monstersexist.com/images/bed.jpg

[wyntermoon]

SHOO! Y'all are scaring my kids!