Poo Haiku

[Epicurean]

My feces releases

onto the floor

I am poor

[Epicurean]

A poor writer, that is...

[scarletpeaches]

Nay.

I liked it. It spoke to me.

[Epicurean]

Did it make you feel?

[scarletpeaches]

It moved me, somewhere deep inside.

[Ganesha]

575

diaper dragging on
sit upon the potty, please
child do duty

[William Haskins]

crap

[BenPanced]

if not a rainbow,
then what shall i poo for you
when i see you, mom?

[Ciera_]

My poo, you will find
Not like anyone else's
Superior poo.

[Feiss]

he dumped me
after I dumped
in his bed

it was a lump
six inch by seven

consistency of corn
traces of pinworm

melting and steaming
hot in the sun.

[kdnxdr]

in my poo-m I write
movement helps the flow, I know
blockage stops my thoughts

[NeuroFizz]

You scream while I grunt
deep breath held, deaf-ication
your words dis-appear

[dclary]

seriously, guys?
a defecation haiku?
how lame can you get?

[NeuroFizz]

Mine has nothing to do with poop.

[Feiss]

Mine has nothing to do with poop.


I knew it, it's about tupping the deaf. how could you sir? How could you?

[scarletpeaches]

My bowels, passive,
are moved by this thread. Again
we descend to shit.

[dclary]

that was almost your eleventy-thousandth post.

[scarletpeaches]

My eleventy thousandth
shall proclaim my love for Deek
and the crap he spouts.

[Teena]

sages have pondered
does a bear shit in the woods?
why not ask the bear

[Epicurean]

seriously, guys?
a defecation haiku?
how lame can you get?

I think they're pretty funny. But that's me, mind always in the gutter...

[Ganesha]

poopy-shoopy do
scooby-you scatly singing
song of sweet release

[dclary]

I think they're pretty funny. But that's me, mind always in the gutter...

?

You don't like my haiku?

[semilargeintestine]

My haikus are even
shittier than all of my
regular poems.

[Feiss]

My haikus are even
shittier than all of my
regular poems.

hey you, semilarge
quit shitting on yourself now
your rear might prolapse

[semilargeintestine]

hey you, semilarge
quit shitting on yourself now
your rear might prolapse

Hey Feiss! I hate you!
Phoenix is so much nicer
Than shitty Jersey!

[Feiss]

Hey Feiss! I hate you!
Phoenix is so much nicer
Than shitty Jersey!


It's like you're asking
me to pull my pants down, squirt
you with my ass gun

[semilargeintestine]

I have no response.
I cannot find the words, to
Respond to that crap.

[Feiss]

I have no response.
I cannot find the words, to
Respond to that crap.


none necessary
you are in awe of my skill
to squat and let spew

[semilargeintestine]

You are mistaking
These words that I am making
For giving a shit.

[Feiss]

you silly ole turd
bring your sundae under sphincter
mine, for hershey squirts

[semilargeintestine]

I laugh at you! Your
Hershey squirts come not from your
Ass, but from your mouth

[Feiss]

I'm done! son of a
gun, stay and inhale deeply,
my farts propel me.

[semilargeintestine]

:Hug2:

[Teena]

I love to eat books
ingest literary tomes
and expel knowledge

[Ganesha]

Simple turds

Heron lurked black pond
Inside the murky water
Trembled his shadow

[Feiss]

you silly ole turd
bring your sundae under sphincter
mine, for hershey squirts


shit shit shit poop poop
one syllable too long, break
that turd in half please

[Izz]

Giardia strikes
always when least expected
attack of the spluts

[Ganesha]

water ripples round
a bubble of blue sulfur
baby grins from gas

[Kate Thornton]

a single tear drops
regret now transcends all words
fiberless diet

[kdnxdr]

the throne of many
the seat of contemplation
brings humility

[Ganesha]

Your large brown cloud flushed
away from my sight, ponder
it's food origin

[Izz]

two pages of poo haiku
so much written about poo
excrementally

[Ganesha]

you ask for insides
your alimentary canal
we give you haiku

[Izz]

squirt words onto page
verbal diarrhea - splash
nuggets of brown gold

[Ganesha]

you ask an artist
to secrete for your pleasure
a full round of shit

[Kate Thornton]

the effort is great
who can tell the difference
words are good or shit?

[caseyquinn]

i am impressed with
the doo doo that you all do
in poo poo haiku

[Ganesha]

you do that doo doo
to me, I express potty
mouth poo of haiku