Odes to Edward

[Stew21]

Please add your own odes to Edward here.

[dclary]

Handsome and rugged
and glittery are thee
and I trip without moving
to get thyself to me
and my heart's all aflutter
amidst these teens who think
I'm cool because I come from
arizona and date the sexiest weirdo
in
school.

[Unique]

too white
for me to bite
get a tan -
you're the man!

[Priene]

I'm cool and tough and pasty
Your haemoglobin's tasty
My chin is proud and spotless
And my character arc is plotless

[poetinahat]

oh Edward
read my bled word
i should like to take you
bedward

[clockwork]

E! is for his eyes so blue (and cold and dead and grey),
D! is soooooo dreamy, in each and every way.
W! is for his winsomness, I don't know what that means,
A! is for his attitude - so smokin; it's obscene.
R! is for his, you know, whatever - he's hot!
D! is for don't ever let this bloody vampire clot!

(or something)

[Feiss]

Edward
you are so shiny
I want to take
a cheese grater
and slough off your glimmer
onto my bran flakes
flaky shiny bran flakes
nom nom nom
flicker flicker

my cereal will taste like undeath
my cereal will taste like marble
my cereal will taste like love

eternal.

[ajc]

I really like yours, Fei!

[Shweta]

If I were Edward, or even the actor, I'd run far away from Feiss!
:heart:

Oh and, my ode to him is here (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=136794).

[Feiss]

tis the runnin' the brings the glisten to the surface for the gratin' lassie.

I'm either a pirate or a leprachaun right now.

[Shweta]

tis the runnin' the brings the glisten to the surface for the gratin' lassie.

I'm either a pirate or a leprachaun right now.
Pirate leprechaun glitter-vampire charms are lucky?

[Stew21]

sparkle sparkle hottie vamp
I think your girlfriend is a tramp
going out at night to fly
like a bat or pumpkin pie
sparkle sparkle little vamp
you give me an eyebrow cramp.

[Feiss]

Oh dearest Edward
your banner keeps getting bigger
it seems, I must scroll
and this is rather droll
down the page forever.

[Feiss]

Writer's note: Kindly read this in a very shrill and very fake cockneyish accent.

O Edward!
Prithee me a farthing
a thousand brassy farthings
could not hope to knock
dawnlike on a risen creditor's door.

My Eddie's face
is nothing like the sun,
indeed sun repels moon
and thus his moon-eyed face
it sends yon uncouth chariots away.

My Eduardo's teat
produces no milk
no succor for the thirsty
but milky luminescence,
I drink only from his face
like it is a tit, and I,
and I,
and I,

....
....

am but a babe
wee wee babe
wee

[Zai]

LOL Fei! Your bran flakes one was bizarre (but funny)