Which riter is moar prettier?

[Haggis]

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o15/Damnhaggis/84976_stephen-king-and-stephenie-me.jpg

[scarletpeaches]

Can we merge them? Pretty please?

[NeuroFizz]

Can't tell without seeing her teeth. Or some of her other parts...

[Haggis]

Can we merge them? Pretty please?

Merge Stephen and Stephenie? Are you kidding? He's old enough to be her...um...vampire.

[Cranky]

Uncle Steve does have nice teeth. Not as sharp and pointy as I would expect, but yanno, you can't have everything.

[Pagey's_Girl]

Well, I'm prettier than either one :tongue but I have to go with Stephen King. That red lipstick is like just so five-minutes-ago.

[Adam]

Meyers is purtiererer, but King can kill a man using only words, which is beautiful in a way.

Tough call.

[Judg]

They look fake. SK's teeth, that is.

[beezle]

Stephen King's Thinner.

[Haggis]

Stephen King's Thinner.

I thought that was Bachman.

[marie2]

ZOMG. I could never choose!! As scarletpeaches said, MERGE.

[Cranky]

MERGE!
MERGE!
MERGE!

[robeiae]

Steven King IS Frank Burns, aka the Lipless Wonder.

[robeiae]

MERGE!
MERGE!
MERGE!
*casually tosses Cranky over a cliff*

[Cranky]

Pffft.

Whatev. You're just jelus cuz I'm on Team Jacob.

WEREWOLVES FUR-EVER!

[robeiae]

Pffft.

Whatev. You're just jelus cuz I'm on Team Jacob.

WEREWOLVES FUR-EVER!
*unloads two clips of silver bullets into Cranky*

What was that?

[Cranky]

*stuffs garlic down Rob's gullet*

[robeiae]

Lycan scum.

[Cranky]

Hey, at least I don't sparkle.

I wouldn't mind the leather outfit, though.

[robeiae]

http://l.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/screen_gems/underworld__evolution/kate_beckinsale/evolution7.jpg

Yah! Who wouldn't?

[Cranky]

She looks weird in that picture. Shirley you could do better. Nevermind, let me help (http://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fs earch%2Fimages%3Fp%3Dvan%2Bhelsing%26js%3D1%26ni%3 D21%26ei%3DUTF-8%26y%3DSearch%26fr%3Dyfp-t-501%26fr2%3Dtab-web%26xargs%3D0%26pstart%3D1%26b%3D106&w=400&h=500&imgurl=www.poster.net%2Fvan-helsing%2Fvan-helsing-photo-van-helsing-6229243.jpg&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.poster.de%2FVan-Helsing%2FVan-Helsing-Photo-Van-Helsing-6229243.html&size=55.5kB&name=van-helsing-photo-van-helsing-6229243.jpg&p=van+helsing&type=JPG&oid=48218a713fb8c776&no=123&tt=57,526&sigr=12bh034s9&sigi=124dgnd5u&sigb=1470vs1kc).

[robeiae]

She looks weird in that picture. Shirley you could do better. Nevermind, let me help (http://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fs earch%2Fimages%3Fp%3Dvan%2Bhelsing%26js%3D1%26ni%3 D21%26ei%3DUTF-8%26y%3DSearch%26fr%3Dyfp-t-501%26fr2%3Dtab-web%26xargs%3D0%26pstart%3D1%26b%3D106&w=400&h=500&imgurl=www.poster.net%2Fvan-helsing%2Fvan-helsing-photo-van-helsing-6229243.jpg&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.poster.de%2FVan-Helsing%2FVan-Helsing-Photo-Van-Helsing-6229243.html&size=55.5kB&name=van-helsing-photo-van-helsing-6229243.jpg&p=van+helsing&type=JPG&oid=48218a713fb8c776&no=123&tt=57,526&sigr=12bh034s9&sigi=124dgnd5u&sigb=1470vs1kc).
Wrong movie, FurryCrankypants...

[scarletpeaches]

For the record, I think smeyer is a beautiful woman, and her book covers are classy as hell.

Sadly, what's between them? Not so much.

But I still say she's very pretty.

[Cranky]

Wrong movie, FurryCrankypants...


Yeah, but all the Underworld pix I found didn't make her look as good as she did in Van Helsing. IMO, of course, and I'm just a girl, so what do I know?!

Sheeesh! Such ingratitude!

[Cranky]

For the record, I think smeyer is a beautiful woman, and her book covers are classy as hell.

Sadly, what's between them? Not so much.

But I still say she's very pretty.

Yeah, the covers are a huge WIN. And she's pretty. Yep.

[Joe270]

Ya gotta admit Stephen looks pretty good for a guy who got run over by a van.

[DL Hegel]

Not much of a choice.

isn't there a third option?

[robeiae]

Ted Nugent?

http://anandamide.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/ted_nugent.jpg

[Judg]

I went to university with a guy who looked so much like Nugent it was scary.

[Adam]

The vote is tied! Quick, someone vote before Cranky gets her wish and the two merge. :D

[scarletpeaches]

*I* mentioned mergeration first thank you.

[Cranky]

The vote is tied! Quick, someone vote before Cranky gets her wish and the two merge. :D


:D

MERGE
MERGE
MERGE!!1!11!

*cough* Anyone got some water? I'm a little parched now...

[regdog]

How can I take this poll seriously when there is a serious lack of eggplant and Orlando Bloom?

[Adam]

*I* mentioned mergeration first thank you.

Cranky said it more times, and therefore wanted it moar. :tongue

[Cranky]

Cranky said it more times, and therefore wanted it moar. :tongue

I <3 u.

[scarletpeaches]

Cranky said it more times, and therefore wanted it moar. :tongue

Your hed is made of menny evils.

[robeiae]

Maybe we should mergerate Scarletpeaches and Cranky? That would be exciting...

[Adam]

I <3 u.

I thought you loved the Stephanie King merge-beast? ;)

Your hed is made of menny evils.

It still has space for creme eggz tho! :D

[Cranky]

Maybe we should mergerate Scarletpeaches and Cranky? That would be exciting...

Our combined awesomeness would cause a catastrophic explosion.

[Adam]

Maybe we should mergerate Scarletpeaches and Cranky? That would be exciting...

Sounds like a plan! I'll get the string, you get the lasers, we'll meet back here in an hour!

[Cranky]

Sounds like a plan! I'll get the string, you get the lasers, we'll meet back here in an hour!

You're scaring me.

Are you Edward? Because that's strangely attractive...

[Adam]

You're scaring me.

Are you Edward? Because that's strangely attractive...

Actually, Rob will be doing the scarring, I'll be doing the fixing back together.

But yes, I am indeed Edward. :hi:

[Cranky]

Oh boy.

[Adam]

Wait, I forgot the proof!

*Sparkles for like a whole minute!*

[robeiae]

Wait, I forgot the proof!

*Sparkles for like a whole minute!*
Too bad. Now, I must keel you.

*kills Adzmodeus*

[callalily61]

Stop! Stop! I'm laughing so hard I can't work! :ROFL:

[Adam]

Too bad. Now, I must keel you.

*kills Adzmodeus*


Crap.

*Adzmodeus is now dead and is unable to continue posting in this thread.*

[Cranky]

That's sorta vague, Robovowels. He's undead, so you gotta be careful or he'll rise again.

To stalk me and Peaches, and do something with lasers. Not sure what.

[scarletpeaches]

Knock knock!

Who there?

Me! I keel you!

[Adam]

That's sorta vague, Robovowels. He's undead, so you gotta be careful or he'll rise again.

To stalk me and Peaches, and do something with lasers. Not sure what.

Ooh, good point!

*Rises from his coffin like wot Dracula does, you know, suddenly bolt upright.*

OooooooOooOooooooooOOOoooooo!

[Cranky]

Inigio Montoya is IN DA HOUSE!!!

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t115/jpayne75/inigo.jpg?t=1238613122

[robeiae]

Ooh, good point!

*Rises from his coffin like wot Dracula does, you know, suddenly bolt upright.*

OooooooOooOooooooooOOOoooooo!
*peppers Azmodeus with "daylight" rounds, til he falls back and the lid drops down*

Quiet.

[Adam]

*peppers Azmodeus with "daylight" rounds, til he falls back and the lid drops down*

Quiet.

MmmfFfmrrmmfmrmfmfmrff! Mfffrrrrmfmfmf.

Damn lid.

[writerterri]

Usually by page 3 we're totally off subject so I say...


ME!


Why wasn't I on the list?!!!

[Adam]

Usually by page 3 we're totally off subject so I say...


ME!


Why wasn't I on the list?!!!

*Beep*

"Hi! Adzmodeus isn't here right now, on account of his extreme deadness. If this is the blood bank chasing debts again, that totally wasn't me. Please leave a message after the tone."

*Beep*

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Can we merge them? Pretty please?

Your wish is my command...

http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q172/liadano/merge.jpg

[Cranky]

OMG.

My eyes...they've melted from the awesome.

[Adam]

Your wish is my command...




PUT THEM BACK! FOR THE LOVE OF EDWARD!

[writerterri]

*Beep*

"Hi! Adzmodeus isn't here right now, on account of his extreme deadness. If this is the blood bank chasing debts again, that totally wasn't me. Please leave a message after the tone."

*Beep*


Yeah, your pizza is ready! Open the door!

[Adam]

Yeah, your pizza is ready! Open the door!

Pfft, what use is that? I'm dead!

[Cyia]

Your wish is my command...

http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q172/liadano/merge.jpg

OMG... isn't that Grima Wormtongue from The Lord of the Rings????

[James D. Macdonald]

Note the clever makeup! King and Meyer are the same person! They use the same first names so they'll react normally when someone talks to them.

I mean, have you ever seen the two of them together?

[quickWit]

Note the clever makeup! King and Meyer are the same person! They use the same first names so they'll react normally when someone talks to them.

I mean, have you ever seen the two of them together?

I have now.

And he/she's magnificent.

[vixey]

Gah! See what happens when I haven't been on in a few days??!!

*shuts door*

[dclary]

I'm the prettiest!!!

[Haggis]

I'm the prettiest!!!

Not without sparkles, you aren't.

[shokadh]

Now I know why I was warned that AW is addicting. (and I've just spent an entire three hours laughing my...um...head off. The Mods have outdone themselves.

cheers

:roll:

shok

[writerterri]

Pfft, what use is that? I'm dead!


Can I have it?

[Matera the Mad]

Hmm...I think I'll have to try a morph on those mugshots.

[Adam]

Can I have it?

Yes, yes you may. ;)