Jus to be perfectly clear...

[robeiae]

...I don't much like any of you prissy sparkling vampire-types or fuzzy were-creatures. So, you're all on my list.

Anyone that wants to be a Deathdealer, feel free to join me and help me rid AW of these...others.

[quickWit]

Anyone that wants to be a Deathdealer, feel free to join me and help me rid AW of these...others.

Will there be refreshments?

[cray]

what about hearts?

*crosses fingers*


you like hearts, right?

[Cranky]

...I don't much like any of you prissy sparkling vampire-types or fuzzy were-creatures. So, you're all on my list.

Anyone that wants to be a Deathdealer, feel free to join me and help me rid AW of these...others.


:roll:

Ooooooooooooh, so SCARY!

[clockwork]

We have an army of tweens that numbers in the millions, all with meagre photo-editing capbalities, disposable allowances and reams and reams of Edward haikus. It's hopeless. Surrender immediately.

[Mel]

Spike never needed to sparkle to be a bad-ass. Nor was he ever fuzzy!




I'm rebelling against the sparkles.

[Namatu]

...I don't much like any of you prissy sparkling vampire-types or fuzzy were-creatures. So, you're all on my list.

Anyone that wants to be a Deathdealer, feel free to join me and help me rid AW of these...others.I'm in. "Deathdealer" is a much cooler name.

[Cranky]

We have an army of tweens that numbers in the millions, all with meagre photo-editing capbalities, disposable allowances and reams and reams of Edward haikus. It's hopeless. Surrender immediately.

Don't forget the cell phone-tree. We can flashmob them in a blink.

[robeiae]

Will there be refreshments?
Yes, there will be blood.
what about hearts?

*crosses fingers*


you like hearts, right?
No.
:roll:

Ooooooooooooh, so SCARY!
Quiet, you.

[robeiae]

We have an army of tweens that numbers in the millions, all with meagre photo-editing capbalities, disposable allowances and reams and reams of Edward haikus. It's hopeless. Surrender immediately.
I'm closing all the malls, immediately.

[quickWit]

there will be blood.

That's a different movie entirely.

Come on, Morty! Make up your mind!

[clockwork]

For every mall you close, a hundred Twi-tter accounts will spring up.

[cray]

actually rob. i'm with you. (good lord, did i just say that?)
anyone, even you, who can get me back my normal big battery is my hero.

of course, i don't want to any of the work so i'm just going to log off and go to lunch now.

[robeiae]

That's a different movie entirely.

Come on, Morty! Make up your mind!
Enough!

*drains quicky's blood, fashions his carcass into a pair of boots*

Who needs some?

[Cranky]

Yes, there will be blood.

No.

Quiet, you.

Please. All I have to do is wave a Hostess fruit pie in your general direction, and the revolution collapses.

[DL Hegel]

...I don't much like any of you prissy sparkling vampire-types or fuzzy were-creatures. So, you're all on my list.

Anyone that wants to be a Deathdealer, feel free to join me and help me rid AW of these...others.





Mayhem, havoc, and you didn't ask me?
I worship mayhem and havoc:e2woo:
Who am I ruffing up?

Ps---I'm with the bunny---can we have refreshments?

[Devil Ledbetter]

...I don't much like any of you prissy sparkling vampire-types or fuzzy were-creatures. So, you're all on my list.

Anyone that wants to be a Deathdealer, feel free to join me and help me rid AW of these...others.Ur just jealous.

[robeiae]

Please. All I have to do is wave a Hostess fruit pie in your general direction, and the revolution collapses.
Be nice and maybe I'll let you be a "minion."

[Cranky]

Be nice and maybe I'll let you be a "minion."

Minion in Chief, or no fruit pies for YOU.

[DL Hegel]

Please. All I have to do is wave a Hostess fruit pie in your general direction, and the revolution collapses.


Can we hurl in shoes?;)

[NeuroFizz]

I'm in, Mr. DeathRob. And I come with my mirror of take-responsibility-for-your-actions, which should paralyze the entire enemy army with a single flash of silvered glass. No blood, no mess. Once they come to, they'll all scurry back under the baseboards.

[Cranky]

Can we hurl in shoes?;)

That's just SOP. :D

[robeiae]

*picks off two sparkly-types peering into the thread*

The tide is turning...

[quickWit]

Enough!

*drains quicky's blood, fashions his carcass into a pair of boots*

So, should we just call you Puss then?

[DL Hegel]

That's just SOP. :D

then can we hurl in Rob's shoes?

[Cranky]

then can we hurl in Rob's shoes?

Be my guest. Quicky might object, but then again, since Rob's wearing him, I'm not so sure it wouldn't be an improvement. :D

[robeiae]

Could someone PLEASE take care of the hare for me? There will be an extra ration of blood for that person...AB negative!

[BenPanced]

http://pics.livejournal.com/benpanced/pic/000b4a33

This non-sparkly and not-foo-foo-ified enough for you?

[Cranky]

Could someone PLEASE take care of the hare for me? There will be an extra ration of blood for that person...AB negative!

http://s158.photobucket.com/albums/t115/jpayne75/th_n_Aussie_High_Gel_4096.jpg

[clockwork]

Free Edward action figure for all conversions to the Twi-side!

Less plastic than the real thing!

Act out all of your sordid fantasies!

Do not eat!

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h134/clockwork9/twilight_action_figure.jpg

[robeiae]

Is that picture "hot-linked," Cranky? I'd hate to have to report you...

[DL Hegel]

Be my guest. Quicky might object, but then again, since Rob's wearing him, I'm not so sure it wouldn't be an improvement. :Dtrue:)

Could someone PLEASE take care of the hare for me? There will be an extra ration of blood for that person...AB negative!

Hurls on bunny---ok I took care of him.

Btw for the reward---I'd rather have a V8:D

[Cranky]

Is that picture "hot-linked," Cranky? I'd hate to have to report you...

Not anymore, it isn't. Stupid photobucket...too slow! :D

[Mela]

I'll take a stake in this ..
bada bing

[rhymegirl]

How do ya feel about us zombies, Rob?

[robeiae]

Are you one of the new, faster-walking zombies, or one of the traditional slow-walking ones?

[GhostAuthor]

Enough!

*drains quicky's blood, fashions his carcass into a pair of boots*

Who needs some?

Me! Pick Me! :e2salute:Crazy, dark fiction author at your service, Rob. (there goes the neighborhood. . .)

[quickWit]

Rob, what who have you been eating? You weigh a ton. Have a salad once in a while, why don't you?

[rhymegirl]

Are you one of the new, faster-walking zombies, or one of the traditional slow-walking ones?

I'm a speed walker when I'm really hungry.

And a slow walker when I'm not.

[CaroGirl]

Deathdealer? Yeah, okay, I'm in. I'll bring the cards. Euchre anyone?

[rhymegirl]

Free Edward action figure for all conversions to the Twi-side!

Ooh, I want one of those Edward dolls.

[DL Hegel]

this revolt sucks.

Where's the mayhem?
Where's the havoc?
Where's my V8?

[Jana K White]

Free Edward action figure for all conversions to the Twi-side!



Is it fully poseable? A girl's gotta have her standards, you know.

[Cranky]

this revolt sucks.

Where's the mayhem?
Where's the havoc?
Where's my V8?

That's cuz there's no anthem (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67bTpVQfB6U&feature=PlayList&p=5E3AD5220A976540&index=0&playnext=1). Gotta have one of those.

[quickWit]

I'd just like to point out that this thread is discriminatory. I resent the fact that I can't join your little club just because I hear well. That snot right.

These boots are walkin'.

[GhostAuthor]

this revolt sucks.

Where's the mayhem?
Where's the havoc?
Where's my V8?

Yeah! I want blood, and lots of gratuitous gore! I want to play soccer with Edward's head, and slide around on his entrails.
(see what happens when you let ME into this. . . bwahahaha)

[DL Hegel]

That's cuz there's no anthem (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67bTpVQfB6U&feature=PlayList&p=5E3AD5220A976540&index=0&playnext=1). Gotta have one of those.

I like it:D :e2woo:


Point me at something I can shoot with flaming marshmallow arrows of doom;)

[DL Hegel]

Yeah! I want blood, and lots of gratuitous gore! I want to play soccer with Edward's head, and slide around on his entrails.
(see what happens when you let ME into this. . . bwahahaha)

Gore and entrails---oooh!

Now I am hungry!!!---thanks ghost;)

[Susie]

I'm with Quickstir. I want :Cake: :D

[robeiae]

*wipes out everyone in thread with a hail of bullets*

We need to start over...

[DL Hegel]

*wipes put everyone in thread with a hail of bullets*

We need to start over...

*shoots 'the rebel' in the rump with a FMAOD---then goes off to look for a V8*

[Cranky]

*shrug*

You shoulda made me Minion in Chief, like I told you to. Now you've got no recruits and no fruit pies.

Sad day for you, Robovowels.

[quickWit]

*wipes put everyone in thread with a hail of bullets*

How exactly do you "wipe someone put" again? I'm a bit rusty on my hip lingo. Ya dig?

[robeiae]

And btw, THIS (http://video.yahoo.com/watch/18377/580203) is our anthem...

[DL Hegel]

How exactly do you "wipe someone put" again? I'm a bit rusty on my hip lingo. Ya dig?

I think it has something to do with fruit pies---but I'm not sure.

[robeiae]

How exactly do you "wipe someone put" again? I'm a bit rusty on my hip lingo. Ya dig?
*mails quicky to KTC*

Hey, you asked for it.

[Cranky]

And btw, THIS (http://video.yahoo.com/watch/18377/580203) is our anthem...

L-A-M-E

[robeiae]

L-A-M-E
Admit it. Donny Iris makes you hot. Looka that bod!

[Cranky]

I think I'm gonna be sick.

But I gots the cure!

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t115/jpayne75/Clive_Owen-5-Inside_Man.jpg?t=1238610152

Ah, yes. That's better.

[DL Hegel]

And btw, THIS (http://video.yahoo.com/watch/18377/580203) is our anthem...

Cranky's is better. I think we need new leadership and fruit pies.

[Cranky]

I volunteer!

Oh. Wait.

I hate fruit pies. Nevermind.

[Jean Marie]

You know, vowel boy, good thing you changed your avatar, 'cause that baby of yours was pretty scary looking. Bow down to whomever, so I'd be careful how you speak about vampire and sparkly whathavyou's if I were you.

[DL Hegel]

Admit it. Donny Iris makes you hot. Looka that bod!

yep! proof that we need a new leader.

I vote Cranky or Ghost or the Bunny---pretty much anyone but you:)

[DL Hegel]

I volunteer!

Oh. Wait.

I hate fruit pies. Nevermind.

how about if we do snack cakes?

[Cranky]

yep! proof that we need a new leader.

I vote Cranky or Ghost or the Bunny---pretty much anyone but you:)

Can we elect someone to lead a death squad? Sounds too democratic.

[robeiae]

Can we elect someone to lead a death squad? Sounds too democratic.
Oh yeah, I'm well known for my democratic tendencies...

*feeds DL Hegel to the newbies*

[GhostAuthor]

how about if we do snack cakes?
No, no, no! We need lady fingers. . . Yeah, THOSE kind!

[DL Hegel]

Can we elect someone to lead a death squad? Sounds too democratic.

it's a sparkle elimination squad, right;)

[Cranky]

it's a sparkle elimination squad, right;)


Then it sounds like Rainbow Brite oughtta be our commanding general.

[DL Hegel]

Oh yeah, I'm well known for my democratic tendencies...Yes, you are and we totally admire you for it:Wha:

*feeds newbies to DL Hegel *

Fixed it for you:)

[DL Hegel]

Then it sounds like Rainbow Brite oughtta be our commanding general.

I thought she was? Isn't that what the vote is for---a new general?;)

[quickWit]

Then it sounds like Rainbow Brite oughtta be our commanding general.

You can call him Commander Cray.

[robeiae]

GET OUT OF MY THREAD!



Freaks.

[Cranky]

You can call him Commander Cray.

My bad. I stand corrected.


Calm down, Robovowels. You're gonna pop a hammy or something.

[DL Hegel]

No, no, no! We need lady fingers. . . Yeah, THOSE kind!

ghost you're making me hungry again:D

[quickWit]

Calm down, Robovowels. You're gonna pop a hammy or something.

Oh, that's offensive.

[Cranky]

Oh, that's offensive.

I aim to please.

[maestrowork]

rob's hair smells like strawberries.

[NeuroFizz]

Time to break out the real secret weapon, Rob. I have a full bag...of pork rinds. And they're pissed, as always, such a short sheet away from being bacon. If there's anything that will defeat sparkle, it's pork rinds.

[GhostAuthor]

GET OUT OF MY THREAD!



Freaks.

Fine. Buh-bye! . . . it's all the stupid rabbit's fault - sparkle kisser!

[maestrowork]

Obey my death ray.

[NeuroFizz]

Obey my death ray.
Shouldn't that be death Ray?

[DL Hegel]

GET OUT OF MY THREAD!



Freaks.

oh that will work---besides---we like you:)

[NeuroFizz]

See? See? Ya just hafta break out pork rinds and they all disappear. Poof.

[Cranky]

Naw. We was all askeered of the DeathRay.

[writerterri]

Leave rob;s mom alone!

[DL Hegel]

I went to eat something---now i have to get rid of the evidence:)

[DL Hegel]

who's the new leader?

the bunny?

[quickWit]

who's the new leader?

the bunny?

<---- Shirley, you don't mean this bunneh.

[MattW]

rob's hair smells like strawberries.Not elderberries?

[quickWit]

Not elderberries?

No, that's his father.

And his mother was a hamster.

[dclary]

...I don't much like any of you prissy sparkling vampire-types or fuzzy were-creatures. So, you're all on my list.

Anyone that wants to be a Deathdealer, feel free to join me and help me rid AW of these...others.

Surely you don't mean moi?

[quickWit]

He does mean vous.

And don't call him Shirley. It's Vicky to vous.