Lemme hear your best Vampire pick-up lines!

[Jana K White]

C'mon! You know you wanna!!!!!

"MMMMM, you smell fantastic!""

[Alan Yee]

"Bite me, baby!"

[robeiae]

Hey baby, wanna get staked?

[Hesperides]

Stolen from Salt'n'Peppa - "Mmm, I wanna, like, taste you"

"Wanna be my first?"

"I'll sparkle for you"

"You're my own personal brand of heroin"

[Roger J Carlson]

"Wanna go out for a bite?"

[DL Hegel]

am I human trying pick up a vampire or a vampire trying to pick up a human or vampire trying to pick up a vampire?
POV is everything.

[Roger J Carlson]

Hmmm. I think you're over-thinking this.

[writerterri]

Is that a stake in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

[writerterri]

If I give you directions to my coffin would you follow me home?

[Wayne K]

I got nothing.

[Adam]

If I said you had a beautiful jugular, would you hold it against me? :D

[Adam]

Get yer cloak, you've pulled.

[dgrintalis]

May I come in and watch you sleep?

[DeleyanLee]

How would you like to be immortal for just one night?

[writerterri]

I got nothing.


I'll still take it.

[Cranky]

*sparkles*

What? I have to actually say something?

[Pagey's_Girl]

"You know what they say about love bites..."

[Hesperides]

"How about we go slip into something a little more comfortable. Like, say, a coffin?"

[Adam]

*Slashes person's jugular.*

"Here, let's get you out of those wet clothes."

[writerterri]

Did you just get a ticket from a vampire because you have fine written all over your neck.


(my personal fave):D

[Jstwatchin]

"Your blood is singing to me..."

"Really? And I thought I'm tone deaf"

[Adam]

"Hey victim, you're so fine; you're so fine you blow my mind! Hey victim!" clap, clap ,clap "Hey victim!"

[DL Hegel]

one that was used on me once---would you like to live forever?

my response---yes, but i'm not so sure my husband would like it:D

[regdog]

Vampires suck

[writerterri]

Something's wrong with my teeth. They keep thinking about your neck.

[quickWit]

Don't fill up on bread. I'm watching my carbs.

[FOTSGreg]

"You're like my favorite damned disease."

Nickeback

[BenPanced]

A/S/L?
A/S/L?
A/S/L?
A/S/L?
A/S/L?
A/S/L?
A/S/L?
A/S/L?
A/S/L?
A/S/L?
A/S/L?
A/S/L?
A/S/L?
A/S/L?
A/S/L?
A/S/L?
A/S/L?
A/S/L?

(Kids! Ask your parents!)

[robeiae]

"I don't know how to love."

[Eskimo1990]

"You don't know how long I've waited for you..."

And Ben, I'm a kid (sorta...I'm 18 lol) and I know what A/S/L is. :D

[NYCutie]

omg you guys are funny.. I love it!

[Alan Yee]

"Nice jugular."

[JoeEkaitis]

Doesn't matter. I'm Type O.

[dclary]

"My name is Edward Cullen."

[Feiss]

did you bat your eyes at me?

i'm really Bram Stokered to meet you.

[quickWit]

I see you're sucking on a hypoglycemic. Is that because you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be sucking on a hyperglycemic if you wanted to.

[Feiss]

I see you're sucking on a hypoglycemic. Is that because you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be sucking on a hyperglycemic if you wanted to.


PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

:ROFL:

[Wayne K]

I still have nothing. Brb.

[Shweta]

"Your scent... it's floral... like freesia."

[kristin724]

Let's go out for a bite...