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caitysdad
04-29-2009, 01:21 AM
I was talking with this with someone and the subject came up, "Did you ever read a book that you wished you wrote?"

Now aside from the obvious answers like Harry Potter and the DaVinci code is there a book(s) that you wish you had written and if so why? For the me the hands down obvious answer is "Salem's Lot" because I thought it was brilliant on so many levels, and has influenced me in so many ways, that I feel like it's a apart of me.

IdiotsRUs
04-29-2009, 01:33 AM
Now aside from the obvious answers like Harry Potter and the DaVinci code I do not wish to have written them. Why would I? Apart from maybe the money, but I don't write because I want to get rich.


is there a book(s) that you wish you had written and if so why?
Depends when you ask me

Um, The Great Gatsby. *sigh*. And I wish I could write an action romance hero like CJ Cherryh.

Or something that could scare the poop out of someone like It scared the poop out of me. I still won't go in the Pennywise shop.

dempsey
04-29-2009, 01:43 AM
http://a3.vox.com/6a00c2251e73cff21900c2251e8193f219-200pi (http://www.amazon.com/Shrine-at-Altamira-John-LHeureux/dp/0802136559)

AnonymousWriter
04-29-2009, 01:44 AM
"The Kite Runner" by Khaled Hosseini. Such an inspiring story with realisic, heart-warming characters. Superbly written too.

If only it was me who wrote it...

mekolo_diesne
04-29-2009, 01:44 AM
Gosh, almost any book that I've read, since I haven't written a single book, but I'd say The Tale of Despereaux.

firedrake
04-29-2009, 01:50 AM
'Zemindar', by Valerie Fitzgerald. Brilliant Historical novel.

Quossum
04-29-2009, 01:51 AM
The Giver -- chills, brilliant

Evolution, Me & Other Freaks of Nature -- I am thoroughly in lurve with this book!

--Q

brokenfingers
04-29-2009, 01:58 AM
Hmmm, while there are tons of books I love and admire, I can't say there's any book I wish I'd wrote.

I just want to write the stories within me, that's what gives me pleasure. I want people to love MY world and characters.

To me, saying I wish I'd written someone else's book would be like saying I wish someone else's kids were mine when I have my own. My kids may not be perfect, but dammit, they're mine and I'm gonna raise them the best I can and love them more than any other.

There are, of course, other writers whose skill with words I wish I could emulate (and I still hope to one day do so.) But there are no other writer's books I wish I'd written.

scarletpeaches
04-29-2009, 01:59 AM
Wally Lamb's I Know This Much is True is the only book I've ever finished in tears, saying, "I wish I'd written that."

cubed
04-29-2009, 02:04 AM
The list of books I wish I hadn't wrote, but did, is smaller...

ChristineR
04-29-2009, 02:07 AM
Anthony Trollope's The Way We Live Now. I couldn't have written it because he died long before I was born, but the way he juggles the characters and story lines and pulls it all together in such an incredible way really made me drool.

BlueLucario
04-29-2009, 02:07 AM
Orson Scott card's Ender's game

And The Harry Potter series.

Charlie Horse
04-29-2009, 02:11 AM
American Gods. I'll admit it, I've got a man crush on Gaiman.

eveningstar
04-29-2009, 02:11 AM
I think this is a difficult question to answer. As tempting as it is to say I wish I'd written some of my favorite books, like Einstein's Dreams or I Capture the Castle or The Princess Bride, if I had written any of them I'd be robbed of the experience of reading them, fresh and unbiased. That's not something I'd want to give up with my best beloveds.

So with that in mind I might have to cheat a bit and go with Tuesday (http://www.amazon.com/Tuesday-David-Wiesner/dp/0395551137) by David Wiesner. No words. Flying frogs. I'd love to have come up with that.

witchunter88
04-29-2009, 02:22 AM
I wish I'd written "To Kill a Mockingbird." Truly a masterpiece I can always hope to strive for.

LAWolf
04-29-2009, 02:23 AM
All of my absolute favorites. Probably Little Women most.

Kaylee
04-29-2009, 02:27 AM
Christy - by Cathrine Marshall It made me cry, which I don't do easy. I wished I could write something that good that people get into it and get emotinal, and yet come away from it with a good feeling.

Life is what happens, while you're busy making other plans. -- John Lennon

cubed
04-29-2009, 03:07 AM
I wish I'd written "To Kill a Mockingbird." Truly a masterpiece I can always hope to strive for.

I love that book!

BravoYankee
04-29-2009, 03:23 AM
Turtledove's newest book about the Battle of the Teutoburg Forest, "Give Me Back My Legions!". I had an outline, research, and a prologue all ready!!! lol

GAH!

I'm reading it now, and all I say to myself is, "DAMN YOU TURTLEDOVE!! DAMN YOU TO H E DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS!"

That one was mine! Stupid published, popular, respected, credited authors! lol.

ccv707
04-29-2009, 03:29 AM
I don't like to think about being like another writer, because I like the kind of writer I've become, but it would have been awesome to haven written Shogun and Great Expectations. Beautiful stories, both of them. Another book series that would have been incredible to have thought of first is the Legend of the Galactic Heroes novel series from Japan. It was written by Yoshiki Tanaka, spans ten books, and was adapted into a critically acclaimed anime series (never licensed in North America). The sheer scope of these books just about takes my breath away.

Noah Body
04-29-2009, 03:31 AM
Lucifer's Hammer and L.A. Requiem are two that I wished I had the skill and derring-do to have pulled off.

backslashbaby
04-29-2009, 03:32 AM
Catch-22

Oh, really so many, including many written by folks here :)

But Catch-22 is one of those Why didn't I think of that? obvious/brilliant works. I am too young to have thought of it, and surely wouldn't have, but it has that sort of feel.

EFCollins
04-29-2009, 03:41 AM
For me, there's only one and I don't know why I wish I'd written it. It was a required reading piece in middle school. A little short novel called Island of the Blue Dolphins. I read that bugger and still to this day wish I'd written it. Love that story. And for some reason, I don't even own a copy of it.

Renee Collins
04-29-2009, 03:45 AM
Hands down, The Great Gatsby.

CDaniel
04-29-2009, 04:14 AM
First and for most, The Virginian. The Children of Hurin by JRRT would be the second.

TerzaRima
04-29-2009, 07:33 AM
Marley and Me. Not because it's any good, of course--that book blows dead bears--but if I had written it, I would be mad rich what with the movie rights and I could close up my medical whore's cubicle and write/travel/wrangle animals full time.

RainbowDragon
04-29-2009, 11:04 AM
Dickens' A Christmas Carol is as near-perfection as it gets, I think. But for me to write it would require a time machine, a chance meeting with Dr. Who or a much deeper understanding of the universe than I think I'm destined for in this life. . .:)

bettielee
04-29-2009, 11:14 AM
Hmmm... how about I wish I'd written my own darn book, as I haven't finished it yet. However, I do have mad jealous pangs over "The Dark Tower Series".

Obviously.

jimpickens
04-29-2009, 11:33 AM
Point Of Impact if it were my book and somebody wanted to bastardize it and put Mark Wahlburg in the role of Bob Swagger I would tell him to get bent. The mack Bolan franchise that would be like hitting the lottery.

Beware_of_Italics
04-29-2009, 11:42 AM
Lucy Maud Montgomery's Anne and Emily series.... The Princess Bride by William Goldman... The Outlander series by Diana Gabaldon (I'm madly IN LOVE with Jamie Fraser!!!!!) .... Karen Marie Moning's Highlander novels (I LOVE them too!!!!!)

BlueLucario
04-29-2009, 09:46 PM
The book I wish I wrote right now is Twi---. Can't mention it.

The book was so badly written I had to wonder how it got on the shelves. If I still wanted the hype, I'd probably write it in 2nd person. I'd take out all of the adjectives and adverbs, and the annoying repetitive description. And also, add some conflict and plot.

SarahMacManus
04-29-2009, 10:14 PM
I wish I had written "Skinny Legs and All" - instead Tom Robbins wrote it, the bugger.

fringle
04-29-2009, 10:27 PM
Anna Karenina. Of course I'd have to be Russian, a guy and 181 years old.

I live about 5 minutes from Tolstoy's Moscow house, but I'm not just rooting for the local. I swear.

SarahMacManus
04-29-2009, 10:36 PM
Anna Karenina. Of course I'd have to be Russian, a guy and 181 years old.

I live about 5 minutes from Tolstoy's Moscow house, but I'm not just rooting for the local. I swear.

I LOVE TOLSTOY!!!

sunandshadow
04-29-2009, 10:39 PM
Orson Scott Card's Ender's Game and Jean M. Auel's The Clan Of the Cavebear. Only two novels I've read more than 3 times each.

mscelina
04-29-2009, 10:44 PM
The one I'll write tomorrow. Or next week. Or next year. I always want to see where I end up next. :)

willietheshakes
04-29-2009, 11:19 PM
The one that was due at my publisher's office last September...

som1luvsmi
04-30-2009, 12:06 AM
Anything written by C.S. Lewis. That man was infinitely quotable and had something witty for almost every occasion. I want to be witty like that.

colealpaugh
04-30-2009, 08:12 AM
Mahatma Gandhi's autobiography "My Experiments with Truth". Or any autobiography by an astronaut who walked around on the moon.

Diane Elle
04-30-2009, 08:18 AM
Where to begin? Pete Dexter's Paris Trout, Mary McGarry Morris's Songs in Ordinary Time or The Lost Mother, Wolfe's Bonfire of the Vanities, McMurtry's Lonesome Dove. . . any novel in which the author and subject matter seem perfectly and brilliantly matched. When I think of those works and then of my own second novel, 30 pages from completion . . . well, I just shouldn't be thinking of those right now. Must finish my own, paltry in comparison.

choppersmom
04-30-2009, 09:05 AM
Anything by Mary Balogh. Or everything by Mary Balogh.

Mr. Anonymous
04-30-2009, 10:00 AM
The Grapes of Wrath. I love Steinbeck.

Norton
04-30-2009, 04:54 PM
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through The Looking-Glass
Harry Potter books
Percy Jackson books
The Neverending Story

misa101
04-30-2009, 06:15 PM
Lucy Maud Montgomery's Anne and Emily series.... The Princess Bride by William Goldman... The Outlander series by Diana Gabaldon (I'm madly IN LOVE with Jamie Fraser!!!!!) .... Karen Marie Moning's Highlander novels (I LOVE them too!!!!!)

I am completely in love with all those books. You back off Jamie Frasier though he's MINE.

So I am going to ditto what you said and add The mirror of her dreams/A Man Rides Through by Stephen R Donaldson

Adelaide
04-30-2009, 06:20 PM
This Side of Paradise by F. Scott Fitzgerald. If I was a genius like good ol' Scott, it's the kind of book I think I would write.

Little Earthquake
04-30-2009, 07:43 PM
The book I wish I wrote right now is Twi---. Can't mention it.

The book was so badly written I had to wonder how it got on the shelves. If I still wanted the hype, I'd probably write it in 2nd person. I'd take out all of the adjectives and adverbs, and the annoying repetitive description. And also, add some conflict and plot.

THANK YOU. I gave it a fair shake (and read New Moon as well) and was thoroughly unimpressed. The movie sucked, too. Pretty, but badly written/acted/directed.

I wish I could write something like White Oleander. That book is mesmerizing and heartrendingly beautiful. I died a little inside when I read it because I knew I could never write like Janet Fitch. (Not to say that I'm a bad writer, but my style/voice is COMPLETELY different from hers.)

KikiteNeko
05-01-2009, 08:05 PM
First of all, I don't wish I'd written Harry Potter or the DaVinci Code.

I wish I wrote The Virgin Suicides because the prose was beautiful and it had my heart racing.

BooksAndChocolate
05-01-2009, 11:28 PM
I wish I'd written "To Kill a Mockingbird." Truly a masterpiece I can always hope to strive for.


My all time favorite book!

skywriter16
05-01-2009, 11:42 PM
I really like Lord of the Flies or Heart of Darkness....
On a softer less confusing note I love Dean Koontz

FOTSGreg
05-01-2009, 11:58 PM
Dean Koontz's Twilight Eyes, Lightning, Watchers, and Phantoms.

Stephen King's From A Buick 8

Any of Glen Cook's Garrett, PI series (though I've now got a story track that I think comes really darned close though the genre is somewhat different)

Raymond Chandler's The Big Chill

Charles Forte's The Book of the Damned (and succeeding volumes)

John Keel's Strange Creatures From Time & Space

T.S. Elliot's The Once & Future King

H. Rider Haggard's Ayesha (She)

Talbot Mundy's The Nine Unknown

Rudyard Kipling's Gunga Din

H.P. Lovecraft's The Whisperers In Darkness

A. Merritt's The Moon Pool

Alfred Bester's The Stars My Destination

David Weber's Starfire or Mutineer's Moon series

Eric Flint's 1632

Anything by Robert Heinlein, Ray Bradbury, Arthur Clarke, or Isaac Asimov - pick one.

There's a list for ya'. And, yes, I've read them all.

ChrisKelly331
05-02-2009, 08:59 AM
White Oleander by Janet Fitch

Horserider
05-02-2009, 09:07 AM
The Percy Jackson and the Olympians series. I LOVE that series. The voice is great; I love everything about it. I hope I can write that well someday.