Tell me if this is funny

[Englishmaninhouston]

FADE IN:

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open. Rob enters with Stacy, 24, a beautiful women holding
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(points to John)
This is my roomate John http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif STACY
(shakes John's
hand)
Hi John http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif JOHN
(puzzled)
Hi.... You are http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif STACY
Rob's girlfriend, Stacy http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif JOHN
(looks at ROB)
Huh http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif ROB
(hugging STACY)
Yeah, as soon as we met it was an
instant connection http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif STACY
I'll see you later, Snuggle Bear http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif ROB
Alright bye http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif STACY leaves, ROB struts around smiling, JOHN pushes him http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif JOHN
Where on earth did you find her http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif ROB
I was temping yesterday evening at
the army base http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif JOHN
So she's in the army http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif





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2.

http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif ROB
(smiling)
No, she was just temping like me,
and we just couldn't keep
ourselves off of each other http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif JOHN
Okay right now, before I find out
later, whats wrong with her? Is
she slightly blind and cannot
notice your strikingly
unattractive face http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif Rob starts walking away and John grabs him http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif ROB
Nothing is wrong with her, we just
have alot of the same things in
common http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif JOHN
So she's also fat, bald, and ugly.
I know you're lying to me snuggle
bear. But I'll find out later http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif Rob goes to his door and looks back and John
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Maybe I'm just too likeable http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif JOHN
Hence the name snuggle bear http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif They both frown at each other and go in their rooms.
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gas mask on his forehead.
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What is that on your head http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif ROB
Oh, I forgot something at the
base, and had to go back and get
it http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif





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3.

http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif JOHN
So why the mask, was there a
nuclear accident or something http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif ROB
Ohh... they were spraying the base
for rodents http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif JOHN
You're lucky you had that mask
then. Speaking of the army base
did you see the news, people are
protesting down there because of
the development of a new weapon of
mass destruction http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif ROB
Yeah I saw them, but what
difference is a sign and a chant
gonna make against people with a
whole lot of guns and money http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif Hassan, the manager of the office walks in
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Whats up peeps http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif JOHN
It's hard enough to understand you
when you speak regular english, so
why you even think of using slang.
What? Did you just get MTV or
something http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif HASSAN
You are lucky we are not in my
country, because where I'm from
you would get 20 *****-slaps for
talking to me like that http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif JOHN
I'm really busy here, so what do
you want Saddam Hassan http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif HASSAN
Your mother but everyone already
has her http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif John gets up and pushes Hassan, then Rob breaks it up http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif





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4.

http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif ROB
(holding John and
Hassan back)
C'mon you two, haven't you learned
anything from me and Stacy, Love
is the most important thing in
life, so you two make up http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif They both look at each other then John pushes Rob down to
the floor.
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Good work John http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif JOHN
Thanks http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif They smile at each other, all of a sudden, the smiles turn
into a frowns, then Hassan leaves http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif ROB
(gets up)
Why are you always pushing me http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif JOHN
(working on
computer)
Because I just can't stop touching
you Snuggle-Bear http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif ROB
Okay, I see http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif JOHN
See what http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif ROB
You're jealous http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif JOHN
Jealous of what? http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif ROB
When was the last time you were
with anyone as good looking as
Stacy? http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif JOHN
Well......ummmmm...Tha.....Oh
yeah, remember Rebecca? http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif





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5.

http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif ROB
Rebecca was your cousin http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif JOHN
Second cousin. Anyway, to prove
I'm not jealous, I'll take you and
Stacy out to eat tonight http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif ROB
What kind of food? http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif JOHN
Mexican http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif ROB
No, no, I don't like Mexican food,
it upsets my stomach http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif JOHN
There isn't a type of food on this
planet that you don't like,
besides the restaurant is Gordos,
and I know you go there because
they have a table named after you http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif ROB
Okay whatever http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif Rob leaves and John gets back to work

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(working on
computer)
Now it's time to find out whats
really wrong with her http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif INT. MEXICAN RESTAURANT - NIGHT http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif John is sitting at the table eating, while Rob and Stacy are
kissing, although it looks as if Stacy's mind is on the food
but Rob won't give her a chance to eat it. Stacy gets up and
goes to the restroom.

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I've got to go take a leak http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif John is surprised but what Stacy said but thinks nothing of
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6.

http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif it and continues to eat. Rob watches her leave, then turns
around and looks at John smiling.

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Well? http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif JOHN
What? http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif ROB
You can't find anything wrong with
her can you. It's impossible,
she's an angel http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif JOHN
Well the sight of you two sucking
each other's faces off is making
me sick, so I'm gonna leave http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif John gets up about to leave

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Wait, wait. Don't be rude. You
have to at least tell her you're
leaving http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif JOHN
(sitting down)
Alright http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif Stacy comes back and kisses Rob

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Stacy, nice seeing you again I'm
.....

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(eating food with
hands)
Ohhh. I'm starving http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif Stacy burps, then blows a kiss with the sam breath, then
gets back to eating. John just watches smiling, while Rob
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7.

http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif JOHN
(looks at Rob)
You've got to be kidding me right http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif All of sudden Stacy stops eating, with discomfort showing in
her face http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif STACY
Oh, oh. I think one is coming.
Snuggle Bear did you bring the
mask, because it's a big one http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif Rob takes the gas mask out of his pocket and puts it on
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What's coming? http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif Stacy falls to the ground and crouches, then lets out a fart
that shakes the restaurant. The smell is so potent that the
restaurant is evacuated, with some people fainting from the
smell

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a robe, with his skin red http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif ROB
I should be the one red. Why are
you red anyway? http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif JOHN
They say that tomato juice gets
out the smell of skunk, so
hopefully this will work http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif ROB
Ha, ha, very funny. It's not her
fault that her body produces such
an offensiive smell http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif JOHN
It's not just the farting thing.
Know that I think about it, she
ate food with her hands, she
burped, she blew the burp to you
in a kiss http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif





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8.

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(walks towards his
room)
But she was hot I thought I could
get past the other stuff. But I
couldn't so I broke up with her,
and now I'm going to go burn my
clothes http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif JOHN
Just one thing before you go. How
exactly did you meet her http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif ROB
It was on the Army base, but she
wasn't temping. You know that
Weapon of Mass destruction that
was in development, that everyone
was protesting http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif JOHN
Yeah http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif ROB
It was her *** http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif John laughs while Rob goes into his room http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif

FADE OUT. http://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gifhttp://www.scriptbuddy.com/images/spacer.gif

[Englishmaninhouston]

I wrote it at script buddy, so when it copy and pasted it the format got a little bit messed up, but you can still read it.

[voxel]

From 6. onwards it's kinda funny because Rob thinks her behavior is cute whereas John knows the truth. But there is far too much setup and the dialogue earlier on is "on-the-nose" (no subtext) and rather bland.

When the characters smile or laugh, the joke becomes less funny. The characters should play it straight and never deviant from being smart-asses.

[pconsidine]

The best place to find comedy is in the premise itself. While there's some potential in a "manly" woman (and a man who dresses as a woman, if that's where you're going), I don't think you've really taken it to a comic extreme. There's far too much set up between John and Rob and not nearly enough of John, Rob and Stacy together, where the funniest moments can happen.

On the whole, the scene read as pretty ordinary and not all that fresh.

[Englishmaninhouston]

thanks for the comments.