Proposal for the Ulimate Survivor Game

[SherryTex]

Bush, Clinton, Hillary, Rove, Rumsfield, Rush, Dan Rather, Carville, Ann Coulton and Cheney, Sen. John Kerry and Sen. Charles Wrangler and Nancy Pelosi all trapped on a small island somewhere in the mid-atlantic with no internet access, no businesses, no infrastructure or telephones or communication with the outside world. No guns and no access to heavy makeup and wardrobe, caves are supposed to have MRE's and water and clothing, and blankets sufficient to allow minimal comfort (as supplied by FEMA). The mission, Survive or die. In six months, who wins?

Write your submissions to indicate how the tribes break up, what are the challenges and how it eventually ends. Be sure to explain whatever policies are set into place to rule the island and why.

Personally rooting for the island.

[WDS]

Cheney creates a shotgun out of palm trees and rocks, then he shoots everyone in the face. Cheney wins. :cry:

[Jaycinth]

Godzilla shows up. Godzilla wins.

Actually, looking at this lineup, John Kerry bores everyone to death except himself, George Bush and Bill Clinton.

George and Bill survive because they've dealt with boring rhetoric before. They make a raft out of the bloating bodies and float to safety using John Kerry as a paddle. Somewhere off the coast of Australia, a Great White Shark comes to appreciate Kerry's views on the envrionment. Geroge and Bill hop off the raft and swim ashore.

Over a dinner of grilled shrimp and mugs of Fosters they discuss how they're going to get rid of the next batch of upstarts.

[Shadow_Ferret]

It would still be Reality TV and boring as hell.

The other network showing reruns of "Dukes of Hazard" would win.

[gromhard]

Bush, Clinton, Hillary, Rove, Rumsfield, Rush, Dan Rather, Carville, Ann Coulton and Cheney, Sen. John Kerry and Sen. Charles Wrangler and Nancy Pelosi all trapped on a small island somewhere in the mid-atlantic with no internet access, no businesses, no infrastructure or telephones or communication with the outside world. No guns and no access to heavy makeup and wardrobe, caves are supposed to have MRE's and water and clothing, and blankets sufficient to allow minimal comfort (as supplied by FEMA). The mission, Survive or die. In six months, who wins?

Write your submissions to indicate how the tribes break up, what are the challenges and how it eventually ends. Be sure to explain whatever policies are set into place to rule the island and why.

Personally rooting for the island.

I'd say we all win....at least until they come back.

[persiphone_hellecat]

Personally I love the idea ... the ultimate debate ... Only the dems here have to play the rep's and vice versa. I volunteer right off the bat to play Ann if Clary plays Clinton -- HIllary that is. We could open a thread for players only ... In 6 months, the new rep's kick their tails. How about a 30 day challenge? Who is in?Fair fight ... We can't use Roberts Rules of Order but we can use Ed's or Frank's or something. EVeryone not signed up is an observer only - unless they take a part ... Im up to it - are you ?? Gaff?? You wanna be Bushy??

[Kate Thornton]

I'd say we all win....at least until they come back.

YES!

[SherryTex]

Jaycinth, I think you were brilliant!

Personally, I think the first thing that happens is they all sprint to the cave for the supplies only to see a sign that says, "Will deliver with all deliberate speed" from Fema. Clinton sees this as the chance to make hits on Condolezza and Coulter, only to find the latter is a bit too manly. The two women hogtie him and leave him with a note for pick up for Hilary. Hilary promptly decides that this was just one of Bill's games and ignores him completely while millions of army ants go into his pants and begin to feast on his flesh. As he screams, he hears the chant Liar Liar Pants on Fire! from Rice and Coulter. They slap high fives and then find themselves promptly captured by Carville and Dan Rather who talk the first to death and cream pie the other until she suffocates.

Hilary and Cheney find that they both agree that if all others were eliminated, they could divide the planet and rule. Using Kerry as a blunt object, they seek to bludgeon to death Rush and Carville, but these two form a coalition of the blowhards and blow them back to the shore, Kerry making a flimsy board afterall, so they use him as chum to fish for food. Cheney and Hilary agree Gore would have made a better blunt object.

Meanwhile, Rove and Rumsfield have started a fire using Dan Rather as kindling. Wrangler is frantically trying to find someone to ally with and wondering why the fact that he is the Senator from New York doesn't carry any clout. He tries to make a primitive cell phone so he can call his buddies at the UN to send a peace keeping mission to bring needed supplies and provide stablization for the island. Begins to contemplate a summer home and wonders if he could lease the land out and make a few bucks on the side, as he is daydreaming, He inadvertenly walks into Nancy Pelosi who promptly scares the poor man into having a heart attack with her latest attempt to look young via make up and botox.

[Liam Jackson]

Is the island named Bikini Atoll?

[aadams73]

This is a "Lost" island, right?

[Liam Jackson]

This is a "Lost" island, right?
Just to those wandering through the jungle. The island probably knows exactly where it is. *wink*

[persiphone_hellecat]

Come on Clary -- you in or not? Can you play Hillary??

[Bartholomew]

Necro'd an even older thread. I win. Also, Hillary for President.

[Don]

That island sounds like the perfect place to reinstitute nuclear testing, IMO. And I hate nukes.

Except I don't think it would affect Ann Coulter. I'm pretty much convinced she's the demon representative from the Zombie Undead already.


On second thought:
Bush, Clinton, Hillary, Rove, Rumsfield, Rush, Dan Rather, Carville, Ann Coulton and Cheney, Sen. John Kerry and Sen. Charles Wrangler and Nancy Pelosi all trapped on a small island somewhere in the mid-atlantic.Are you sure that's not just a meeting of the CFR, the Bilderbergers, Skull 'n' Bonerz, the G13, or some other quasi-secret society? Maybe they simply relocated Bohemian Grove there?

Are there any stone temples suitable for human sacrifice on the island?