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FatTire
10-05-2006, 07:45 PM
Couldn't we just install a sock puppet and each take turns with our hand inside it?

I'd start a poll on this, but I'm not allowed to.
Haggis
10-05-2006, 07:47 PM
That wouldn't work. We'd all be arguing about whether we should use a right sock or a left sock.
maestrowork
10-05-2006, 07:50 PM
All the socks are dirty anyway.
robeiae
10-05-2006, 07:51 PM
What is this prez...ah...dent you speak of? Can we eat it?
Sheryl Nantus
10-05-2006, 07:55 PM
Pez?

I LOVE Pez!

:D
maestrowork
10-05-2006, 07:58 PM
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW EWW EWWW EWWWWWWWWWWWW
aadams73
10-05-2006, 09:35 PM
I'm suddenly reminded of the "Smile Time" episode of Angel.
Sheryl Nantus
10-05-2006, 09:56 PM
"Is there a Gepetto in the house?"

:D
aadams73
10-05-2006, 10:11 PM
"You're a wee, little puppet man!"

:D
Jean Marie
10-05-2006, 10:25 PM
Sock puppets suck...almost sounds redundant.
Haggis
10-05-2006, 10:27 PM
Sock puppets suck...almost sounds redundant.

Almost alarmingly alliterative.
Shadow_Ferret
10-05-2006, 11:08 PM
Fat Tire, I'll ask you this same question once "your guy" is elected and we'll see if you want to give him up for a sockpuppet.
Papa'sLiver
10-06-2006, 12:37 AM
If "our" guy turns out to be as much of a lying, idiotic buffoon as this piece of fecal matter has turned out to be, then hell yeah, I'm all for Sockpuppetville, regardless of party.
FatTire
10-06-2006, 12:44 AM
Fat Tire, I'll ask you this same question once "your guy" is elected and we'll see if you want to give him up for a sockpuppet.

I'm straight.
JennaGlatzer
10-06-2006, 12:50 AM
Can't start a poll? My mistake, then. I'll go fix the settings.
cree
10-06-2006, 12:51 AM
Umm..that's in article 2 of the constitution as a requirement: natural born citizen, 35 years of age, with previous sock-puppet experience. You should look it up.
Shadow_Ferret
10-06-2006, 12:51 AM
I'm straight.

Even with a fat tire? I thought you'd wobble.
JennaGlatzer
10-06-2006, 12:54 AM
Huh. The settings look right to me. Can someone else try starting a thread with a poll? Let me know what happens...
robeiae
10-06-2006, 01:14 AM
Trish enjoys polls without threads...

Oops, I shouldn't have that slip out, probably...
Stew21
10-06-2006, 01:16 AM
Trish enjoys polls without threads...

Oops, I shouldn't have that slip out, probably...

HEY! (that's poles.)
rtilryarms
10-06-2006, 01:16 AM
Darn socks!
robeiae
10-06-2006, 01:28 AM
HEY! (that's poles.)
Trish, outstanding by her pole (http://naughty-toys.com/store/images/t_17668.jpg)...
Stew21
10-06-2006, 01:38 AM
Trish, outstanding by her pole (http://naughty-toys.com/store/images/t_17668.jpg)...

that could have been so much worse.

:)
robeiae
10-06-2006, 01:51 AM
that could have been so much worse.

:)Don't you mean so much better...:tongue
Stew21
10-06-2006, 02:09 AM
Don't you mean so much better...:tongue

You don't mean....ah...you wouldn't post those, would you?
Stew21
10-06-2006, 02:14 AM
WELL? WOULD YOU? *****
robeiae
10-06-2006, 02:42 AM
Hmmm...pole dancing with nothing but sock-puppets...
Sheryl Nantus
10-06-2006, 02:43 AM
I'm seeing images of that puppet dog with the cigar...

:)
dclary
10-06-2006, 04:32 AM
We need a president up to and just past the point where Billy and I get elected to the White House. We'll take it from there.
FatTire
10-06-2006, 06:33 AM
I've decided not to support a Thrilly/Clary ticket. Thrilly/Donkey, yes. Thrilly/Sock Puppet, yes. Thrilly/Blow Up Doll, yes. But Thrilly/Clary, no!

Personally, I wish they'd allow Canadians to run for our Presidency. Now that would be a great election.
dclary
10-06-2006, 06:36 AM
I've often been compared to a donkey. Come on! You can vote for us!
maestrowork
10-06-2006, 08:29 AM
Would Jesusland in 2028 need a prez/vice?