I'm still living in my parents basement

[Fartin Mowler]

Ok this is a made up script for fun

DubblieIT (loner that wants so badly to become a writer, living his parents basement, talks to best buddy on the internet)

Yelling from basement because he's too lazy to get up.

DubblieIT
"MOM!!! I told you not to go through my stuff"

comes to see renter

"Look, I told you that if you not to call me mom" "Your really creeping me out"

DubbieIT (sobs)

"Someguy is making fun of me on the internet"

landlady

"Look fred you better pay the rent or I'm going to have to evict you"

DubbieIT (bangs his computer desk spilling coke all over his collection of Anime comics)

"I'm going to be big one day and then you will see" :lol

[DoubleIT]

What? At least do a good job in trying to insult me and proof read your @#%$.

[Fartin Mowler]

:lol that would mean that I put too much effort into making fun of you.

[DoubleIT]

The fact that you even made this thread is pretty sad. I hope you aren't tryign to write comedy.

[Fartin Mowler]

tryign

Trying :rollin

p197.ezboard.com/fabsolut...1048.topic (http://p197.ezboard.com/fabsolutewritefrm1.showMessage?topicID=1048.topic) :lol

[DoubleIT]

Oh wow. A TYPO! God, thats the end of the world. Not too worried about things a computer can fix. Sadly for you, they cant fix character flaws. Better luck next time.

[Fartin Mowler]

(sobs)

DubblieIT moves ass to find more comfortable spot but can't.

"Mom!!! that guy is still making fun of me"

Landlady

"Are you on crack?" "I don't like my renters smoking crack"

DubblieTT (types on computer telling friend that he has his Bork costume almost completed for Star trek convention)

Yells back to Landlady

"I will be a good boy mommy"

:lol

[Spartakiss]

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[William Haskins]

it's so cute when the young bucks start getting their horns. of course, they're not big enough to lock properly, so they just run blindly at one another and end up with headaches.

carry on, gentlemen.

p.s. fowler, i didn't think it was possible, but your already woeful approach to structure is actually regressing.

you'd impress a lot more people if you at least tried to make us believe you'd gone and read a screenplay, or demonstrated the slightest interest in how to write one.

parents' basement, indeed.

[Spartakiss]

What happened to my reply?

[scripter1]

The site thinks you tried to alter a post or you did something that the site is not formatted to allow.

try again.

[Fartin Mowler]

Yes...I will admit that was kind of silly :( and poorly written :|

[Spartakiss]

"Never was such a noble man,
Than he who admits defeat,
One of true virtuosity,
Never himself will cheat."

Thanks FM..

[Noah1]

I'm still living in my parents basement
Anyone else surprised by this?

[Fartin Mowler]

explain Noah :rolleyes Do you have some insight on this?

[AaronB]

fowler, i didn't think it was possible, but your already woeful approach to structure is actually regressing.

I thought that was part of the spoof...

[Fartin Mowler]

Well Aaron you have won the grand prize for intellect :lol

[William Haskins]

if fowler's the judge of intellect, then that is a *grand* prize indeed.