I'm stuck, help

[veronie]

Okay, I've been working on my WIP for some time now and I'm stuck. Can you help me go from here?

This is what I have so far:

"Jack Romano"

What next, any suggestions?

[JoNightshade]

Er, I think you might have to come up with a little more than that. :)

[Azraelsbane]

I'm with Jo.

As you can see by my sig, I am by no means at a loss for words, but in the words of Dr. Evil "Throw me a frickin' bone here."

[JohnDavidPaxton]

Well I think the natural response is:

", you're hereby charged with lecherous conduct, the public display of female undergarments and abduction of countless lawn gnomes. How do you plead?"

[RG570]

Have him dive off a bridge just before a bomb explodes behind him.

Perhaps he's on the run from Shriners.

[veronie]

Well I think the natural response is:

", you're hereby charged with lecherous conduct, the public display of female undergarments and abduction of countless lawn gnomes. How do you plead?"

Hmm, this could make for a best-seller for sure. So many ways I could go with this.

[veronie]

Have him dive off a bridge just before a bomb explodes behind him.

Perhaps he's on the run from Shriners.

I like where your head is at.

[Horseshoes]

It's important to recognize when a piece of art is done. Don't tamper or tinker with that beauty at the risk of ruining its essence.

[Wintermule]

Mhm...

"Jack Romano, Sex Machine For Hire, Fireman Stripper Model #10301 was accidentally called when a birthday cake candle went out of control; he arrived on the scene with his crotch panel barely masked behind a latex speedo, his fireproof coat swirling behind him, and promptly combusted."


I suppose from there you could write a seventy book saga on the mafia threatening to destroy the candle companies? I figure if they're each 10k words, and you're on cocaine, and your advances average to about $200 per book, you can make around ten thousand dollars in a week.

[aadams73]

"Jack Romano wasn't nearly as dead as they thought."

[Saundra Julian]

Jack Romano was a legend in his own mind.
Bit of a cliché, but makes one wonder...why.

[Oberon]

Here's some advice from a pro:

"When in doubt, have two guys come through the door with guns."
Raymond Chandler

[scarletpeaches]

Have a stranger burst in and curl one off on the carpet. :D

[davids]

Jack Romano looked at his feet, looked at the ice in his life. He had not realized he lived in a Curling Rink!

[Esopha]

'Jack Romano wondered vaguely why his life was so boring.'

;)

[MelodyO]

Sounds like another vampire/werewolf blood feud to me. Jack Romano: Lycanthropic P.I. Feel free to use that as your title. Heh.

[Andre_Laurent]

Jack Romano couldn't remember why he'd felt such a need to drop his pants and unload on the new carpet.

[Zoombie]

Jack Romano dived out of the computer screen, grabbed the rather surprised author with both hands and started shaking him. "WRITE ME!" He roared. "WRIIIIIITE MEEEEEE!"

[Esopha]

I think Zoombie wins.

[Danger Jane]

Sounds like another vampire/werewolf blood feud to me. Jack Romano: Lycanthropic Trannie P.I. On the Run from the IRS Feel free to use that as your title. Heh.

I bolded my additions, which make this title exactly the sort of story the agents are looking for. It's the next big thing.

[veronie]

You all are a sick and twisted sort ... and i like it.

[Esopha]

Wait till night falls.

[Shady Lane]

Jack Ramono: The Return of the Sandbox

[Danger Jane]

Jack Romano: My Life as A Piece of Pasta

[Dave.C.Robinson]

Jack Romano; it's not every day you meet an alien who got his name from the cheese aisle.

[Shady Lane]

Jack Romono: My Life on the D-List.

[jodiodi]

Jack Romano placed the gun in his mouth, wincing at the metallic taste, and pulled the trigger.

[Jack Nog]

Jack Romano...Ray's lost brother.

I'm out.

[HourglassMemory]

Make him go through some extreme things.
what? That's up do you.
Doesn't the name itself give you a clue of his personality?

You think..."Jack Romano"
What traits come to mind with that name?

[Glenda]

Okay, I've been working on my WIP for some time now and I'm stuck. Can you help me go from here?

This is what I have so far:

"Jack Romano"

What next, any suggestions?

That's all you got? :ROFL: I'm sorry for laughing, but it struck me funny.

"Jack Romano, you get back here and be a man."

[rwam]

"Jack Romano loved his cheese."

[Lady Esther]

Jack Romano starring as Jack Romano in... "Jack Romano"

[wayndom]

Jack Romano gazed up from his blank computer screen and read the memo he'd posted for himself:

"A writer will use any excuse to avoid writing."

[Dhewco]

Tell me the truth, this has to be a joke post. I am repressing the urge to put something vulgar here, but I'm an idjit.

Jack Romano? Is he any relation to Corky?


David

[lisamarie]

Jack Romano kicked off his heels and peeled down his stockings; being a woman was a bitch.

[MelodyO]

Maybe it's a kids' book. Jack Romano Can't Play the Piano.

[Bartholomew]

Jack Romano, the Cheese Master of Cheese Masters in Wisconsin, leaped out of the speeding jet liner, his parachute neutered by the knife-wound it had absorbed mere moments before.