Billy-Ray MacHaggis III

[C.bronco]

Billy-Ray MacHaggis III makes his debut on Capon Frank.

:D

[C.bronco]

Now I have to figure out how to fit Soccer Mom into the story...
I've already got plans for davids.

[Rolling Thunder]

I don't even want to know what made this love-child possible.

[C.bronco]

davids made me do it

[C.bronco]

Installment IV is up in Capon Frank. I didn't work any new AWers into this one, but have plans for installment V
Mwu ha ha ha ha.

[III]

The best paragraph ever written by any primate:

“That’s Billy-Ray MacHaggis III, babe. My friends call me Three. It’s spelled I I I.” He pulled off his helmet which let loose a long mane of well-conditioned blond hair, and unzipped the front of his leather jacket to expose a tanned and waxed torso.

It's like looking into a mirror of words.

[C.bronco]

I just try to do my best! :D

Installment V is up on Capon Frank. VI will be pretty soon because I have some more diabolical thoughts which I can't wait to implement. :e2brows:

[C.bronco]

Capon Frank installment VI is up. No new AW characters arrive in this post, however, there are a few interesting brand names and a few biscuits.
:)

[C.bronco]

Capon Frank installment VII!!!
Some new Death Chicken Distribution assistants have been added, as well as our beloved Death Chicken Watch tv show host, Maryn Stew.

I wanted to add the flashback to Soccermom's Black Angus Ranch in this part, but the time was not yet right. But soon .... heh heh heh... soon.

[benbradley]

Capon Frank installment VII!!!
Some new Death Chicken Distribution assistants have been added, as well as our beloved Death Chicken Watch tv show host, Maryn Stew.

I wanted to add the flashback to Soccermom's Black Angus Ranch in this part, but the time was not yet right. But soon .... heh heh heh... soon.

Well you did mention disco, but no explicit reference to Them so far. You should at least quote a lyric line or so. Speaking of, let me change my User Title yet again.

I guess I'll have to read all the episodes now...

[C.bronco]

Yes... perhaps a little Fernando blasting from your ATV will fit in nicely! I've a new installment that I will put up today in which I finally am able to give a proper tribute to The Unforgiven. :D

[C.bronco]

Installment VIII is up on Capon Frank! Call me Ishmael!

[C.bronco]

"The buffalo wings of destiny had arrived to carry her to uncharted lands, perhaps even Nebraska."

One of my favorite lines from chapter VII ;)

[paprikapink]

Thank Cod I found this. I been jonesin' bad for something irresistible that I'll hate myself for spending time on even as I'm doing it.

[C.bronco]

Thanks! :D I know I definitely need the laughs.

[C.bronco]

Installment IX is up! I finally got Soccermom and Jaycinth in there!
Woo Hoo!
:)

[C.bronco]

Installment X is up on Capon Frank, so pull up a chair and bring your fava beans!
:D

[paprikapink]

At last! I can unbate my breath.

[C.bronco]

Oh kids, there's a new villian in town: Snake B. Bauer. Installment XI. brings us the first fatality in Capon Frank.

Exciting times are afoot!

[C.bronco]

The tribute to davids is in the blog now, as well as references to squashed gophers, a shadow ferret and beet-root!
:D

[C.bronco]

Installment XIII is now up. Here's a little quote for you!

"The pack was on them in seconds. Manic, stampeding Death Chickens cried out in blood lust. Death Chickens. They put their name to the test."

[paprikapink]

She's channeling davids! She subtly worked a squashed gopher into the plot! It's ...it's ...it's really something, folks.

[C.bronco]

Paprika Pink: Crispy's new love interest in installment XIV! See it now! :D

[paprikapink]

I'm blushing! Crispy and Paprika Pink....sounds like something you'd find on a menu, don't it?

[C.bronco]

:D That's the ideer, ducklin'!

[C.bronco]

Installment XV:
Benpanced makes his debut on Capon Frank!

[C.bronco]

Installment XVI

Love and Poultry abound in Capon Frank! Billy-Ray MacHaggis III sweeps Grimironie off her feet. ;)

[C.bronco]

Installment XVII: my homage to The Matrix. It's entitled "Poultreus."

:)

[C.bronco]

We are up to installment XVIII: Poultreus' tale. There's a bit of name-dropping in it. :D

[C.bronco]

Installment XIX is up!
I'm working in my Braveheart and LOTR references.
:D
Here's a quote:
"Three rose from the hot spring. He flicked back his hair, and the droplets of water glistened like crystals against the sunrise..."

[C.bronco]

Installment XX is up! The Braveheart tribute continues. Here's a snippet:

"So anyways," she continued, "I am Grimironie Von Farmer! And I say, they can take our cul-de-sacs, they can take our commercial airtime, but they Can't Take Our Poultry!"

[C.bronco]

Capon Frank installment XXI is up, and takes us through the end of the battle against the Porks.
Not all of our heros walk off of the battle field.

[C.bronco]

TRAGEDY STRIKES!
Billy-Ray MacHaggis III is a MAN DOWN!!!

I can say no more, except he may lose his six-pack of abs and be left with Only A Five-Pack!

Read on, fair readers, at www.caponfrank.blogsopt.com

[C.bronco]

Yes, yes. Installment XXIII. is now up! I'm winding up for the Grand Finale! I estimate that I have anywhere from 2 - 5 chapters to go.
:D

[C.bronco]

Installment XIV is up and perky! Capon Frank, the Great White Rooster, is on the run!

[C.bronco]

XV is up!!!

The climax is imminent!

Will Grimironie defeat Snake B. Bauer and his army of Porks? Will she ever find love, and recognize the merit of Billy-Ray MacHaggis III? Will Benny ever get his chicken nuggets?

I won't tell.
Neener neener.

[C.bronco]

I'm happy that I am nearly done! :)

[Soccer Mom]

"The Badlands. They were bad." :ROFL:

[C.bronco]

The Final Battle Scene has been posted! Only one installment to go!
:D
;D
:)

[maestrowork]

Heathens.

[C.bronco]

YES! The Final Chapter is up! Woo Hoo!

It's a tear-jerker, I tell you. I don't want to post a spoiler, therefore I will post a favorite line from the previous chapter:
"Haskins and Robie Ae reached her sides, hacking easily like a Scot through haggis."

[C.bronco]

By next week, I plan to have the blog reordered to show the chapters in numerical order instead of reverse order.
Cheers!

[C.bronco]

Capon Frank is now up in reader friendly form (.i.e. forwards to backwards instead of the other way around).

Next: Thumbnails and the quest for an illustrator.

[C.bronco]

I think I got most of the html errors out of the blog. Every time I delete them, they return.
It should be okey dokey now, however.