AW's Invisible Room

[MidnightMuse]

[Original Thread Here (http://absolutewrite.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1510080&postcount=2326)]

How come the "mods" have a room, and we don't? Huh?

They get to go into the "mod squad room" and kibbitz about all of us, and we can't see it ! But where do WE go when WE want to kibbitz about them, and have them not see it?

HMMM???

[Dawno]

Good complaint Midnight. Points to you.

[Roger J Carlson]

How come the "mods" have a room, and we don't? Huh?

They get to go into the "mod squad room" and kibbitz about all of us, and we can't see it ! But where do WE go when WE want to kibbitz about them, and have them not see it?

HMMM???No where. There is no where on Earth or Cyberspace that you can go that we cannot get to you. Bwahahahahaha!

What? No! Get back. I don't WANT to put the jacket back on!

[Haggis]

Good complaint Midnight. Points to you.

You fell too easily for that one, Dawno. Muse is only looking for a room where she can post nekkid pictures of herself.

[Dawno]

We regret the previous post by Roger. It was a joke, really. Don't take him seriously at all. Please.

Roger, we're gonna need you to report to, well, you know where, again, for some recondition - uh, discussions.

[Inky]

I second that complaint. However if the mods start posting nekkid pictures, I'm sure I'll have more to complain about.
Oh, I dunno....I think I'd rather enjoy getting an eye full of Silver King's flipper....and a bit of tail too, if you don't mind.
Yooohooo....yo! Silver Kink King, show us some scales, man!

[Silver King]

Yooohooo....yo! Silver Kink King, show us some scales, man!
I never pass up an opportunity to share (http://s200.photobucket.com/albums/aa62/Silver-King/?action=view&current=JumboTarpon12Scott107.jpg). :)

[Inky]

GREAT ZEUS!!! DID ANYONE ELSE SEE THAT MOMBO THING HANGING FROM THAT GUYS.....WOW...TALK ABOUT....OH...HEHEHE....hence, the name 'King'
:Hail: :Hail: :Hail:

*glances battery operated toy....tosses it into trash....ain't no bunny in the WORLD gonna be able to keep THAT flipper going and going and going....*

Why...King...what big fins you have....:e2brows:

[Dawno]

Uh, a little less blatant adulation and a little more complaining around here, ok? Sheesh.

[Inky]

Okay..I have a complaint HOW COME NONE OF YOU ARE VOTING ME INTO YOUR LIL' CLUB?*sets up tent & sleeping bag....wet bar...habatchi...salmon steaks...*

[Inky]

Uh, a little less blatant adulation and a little more complaining around here, ok? Sheesh.
It's your fault, you know. Have ye' looked at yer' dancin' lil' green man, lass? He's bloody adulating at me...sets mi' ta' quiverin', he does!:welcome:

Wait...adutating or gyrating....um...blonde moment...nevah mind. See! That...that right there...you mods are forever confusing us!!!!!!!:rant:

[Dawno]

Okay..I have a complaint...HOW COME NONE OF YOU ARE VOTING ME INTO YOUR LIL' CLUB?
*sets up tent & sleeping bag....wet bar...habatchi...salmon steaks...*(edited to reduce the huge font)

Trust me, there's no voting involved. We were all shanghaied.

[Roger J Carlson]

I have nothing to complain about. I'm very happy. Isn't it a beautiful day?

What? Okay. I've got to go now.

Dawno leads Roger away.

[Silver King]

Trust me, there's no voting involved. We were all shanghaied.
Ain't that the truth! ;)

[Jaycinth]

How come the "mods" have a room, and we don't? Huh?

They get to go into the "mod squad room" and kibbitz about all of us, and we can't see it ! But where do WE go when WE want to kibbitz about them, and have them not see it?

HMMM??? Whine, whine whine!!

Come on Muse all you guys do in the cabaret is kvetch about mods.

What?

MODES?

You folks just spent six months scorching on MODES??

You folks are a bunch freaks...no wonder I drink.

Where's my pie?

[Jaycinth]

We regret the previous post by Roger. It was a joke, really. Don't take him seriously at all. Please.

Roger, we're gonna need you to report to, well, you know where, again, for some recondition - uh, discussions.


Make him give me back my clothes.

He's stretched them all out and magenta is really NOT his color.

[MacAllister]

In response to the flood of PMs I've gotten asking for a sekrit, private, invisible room where members can go to complain and kvetch without modulating interference, I've built one for you.

Never say that management here is unresponsive!

Enjoy.

[aka eraser]

Mac's power and wisdom is exceeded only by her generosity.

Grovel in gratitude you wretches!

(If we have to - you have to.)

[MacAllister]

I'm expecting the tearful letters of gratitude, any old time, now.

[MacAllister]

Seriously. You don't have to be shy, people. I can guess how much it means to you, but it's so much more fun when you suck up grovel pacify me provide affirmation.

[Stew21]

I'd be happy to grovel and offer gratitude and affirmation to you, Mac, only...
I don't have any freakin idea what you're talkin' about.

[MidnightMuse]

Dang, an invisible room that's . . . invisible.

Where do I lodge my complaint?

[eqb]

Seriously. You don't have to be shy, people. I can guess how much it means to you, but it's so much more fun when you suck up grovel pacify me provide affirmation.

*gives Mac a big sloppy kiss*

[MacAllister]

Here, Trish (http://absolutewrite.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1509970&postcount=2319). I built y'all an invisible room, just like the invisible mod room.

Thanks you, Beth. You go on this years "nice" list.

Midnight Muse, I'm afraid, rather needs more work on tone...

[Roger J Carlson]

I'd be happy to grovel and offer gratitude and affirmation to you, Mac, only...
I don't have any freakin idea what you're talkin' about.That's never stopped you before...

[Stew21]

Like the emperor's new clothes version of invisible???
....


Oh Mmmhhmm those are great! Fabulous! Beautiful. Look at this room!
WOW!


:Shrugs:

[MidnightMuse]

Hmph.

[Stew21]

That's never stopped you before...


you think I don't know what's going on and I still manage to talk a lot on line. Wait til you meet me in person.

It's like Stew21 3D. You'll be looking for the mute button.


Mac will wish she had banning, hello kittying and muting powers over dinner.

And before the night is over someone will say, "Holy shit Stew talks a lot! how is that even possible? To talk that much and never say anything?"

[MacAllister]

No, no! It's just invisible! If I posted a link, the mods would see in, too -- and that defeats the whole purpose.

I'll give you a hint. Look at the address bar in your browser window. A couple of tiny tweaks will take you there.

[MidnightMuse]

I smell a Mobius Strip

[MacAllister]

I smell a Mobius StripCynical soul, aren't you?

[MidnightMuse]

I prefer the term Jaded.


:D

[robeiae]

In response to the flood of PMs I've gotten asking for a sekrit, private, invisible room where members can go to complain and kvetch without modulating interference, I've built one for you.

Never say that management here is unresponsive!

Enjoy.Sneaky. And evil.

[Roger J Carlson]

Sneaky. And evil.You say that like it's a bad thing.

[MacAllister]

Sneaky. And evil.
What on earth is that about? Showing your solidarity with the proletariat?

[Duncan J Macdonald]

Ya know, it was reall sneaky to write that code so that each of us non-mods has a separate invisible, unreachable room. I'm thinking a Moebius Strip is too tame, more like a Klein Bottle.

If you give us peons um, non-mods a single invisible, unreachable room, I promise you a big sloppy wet kiss!

[Stew21]

Ya know, it was reall sneaky to write that code so that each of us non-mods has a separate invisible, unreachable room. I'm thinking a Moebius Strip is too tame, more like a Klein Bottle.

If you give us peons um, non-mods a single invisible, unreachable room, I promise you a big sloppy wet kiss!


I'm afraid invisible and unreachable are going to be problems for me.

I'm not good with directions as it is.

[MacAllister]

Roger, Duncan Macdonald goes on the special "tricksy users" list.

[Roger J Carlson]

Nasty, tricksy user. We hates it. We hates it forever!

*slap*slap*slap*

Uh, noted. Thanks, Mac.

[Duncan J Macdonald]

Nasty, tricksy user. We hates it. We hates it forever!

*slap*slap*slap*

Uh, noted. Thanks, Mac.
Uhh, Roger, you can have a big sloppy wet kiss too! Just quit slapping me!! I like it too much!!! Call me at my special, mod-use-only phone number!!!! I posted it in my unique invisible, unreachable member-only room!!!!!

[Roger J Carlson]

Addendum: Duncan likes to be slapped around.

[Haggis]

*Mumbles to himself...shut up, Haggis...one more day and you get to be your crazed chihuahua again...it's been 6 weeks...don't blow it now by saying something stupid like you always do...*

[Duncan J Macdonald]

No, no! It's just invisible! If I posted a link, the mods would see in, too -- and that defeats the whole purpose.

I'll give you a hint. Look at the address bar in your browser window. A couple of tiny tweaks will take you there.
Here are the specific directions:
1) Take the address that Mac mentioned.
http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1510253&posted=1#post1510253
2) Replace the term 'showthread' with 'dontshowthread'
3) Then, in placed of the 'php?p=' string, insert 'php?p+'

Simple, really. As all good code should be.

P.S. This won't work if you have Mod=1 in your Secret Moderator Decoder Ring's BIOS' Authorization field.

P.P.S. This won't work if you don't, either. It's all based on Braaaaaaaaaaaaaain Waves.

P.P.P.S. No warranty is made, expressly or implied, that subsitiuting this code into your browser window will not harm either your mind, your browser, or the town that you live in. Ia Ia - Cthulhu Fhtagn!

[Duncan J Macdonald]

Addendum: Duncan likes to be slapped around.
Promises, promises...

[Roger J Carlson]

Here are the specific directions:
1) Take the address that Mac mentioned.
http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1510253&posted=1#post1510253
2) Replace the term 'showthread' with 'dontshowthread'
3) Then, in placed of the 'php?p=' string, insert 'php?p+'
And if on the resulting page, it says:

The page cannot be found

you're there.

[MidnightMuse]

I have another complaint.

My secret invisible inaccesable room has marshmellows on the wall.

I specifically asked for Rice Crispies!

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

And chocolate ones at that!

[Medievalist]

There is the Super-Secret Mod-Proof User Rec Room. Members Only (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=154).

[MacAllister]

A coat of paint...a new sign over the door....

[Duncan J Macdonald]

I'm a sweepin' out the cobwebs. Place hasn't been used in a few months, so I'll open the winders and hang the bedding out to air.

[Jaycinth]

...frigging full moon....

you're all a buncha loonies!!!!!

[Birol]

Your point?

[MidnightMuse]

Hey! Once again, this ISN'T the "Mods complain about each other" room.

Sheesh!

Dang mods.