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03-30-2005, 08:17 PM
Announcer guy: Now it's time for the number one show on local access cable....
Absolute Idol!
AG: Before we get started, let's meet our judges...
Judge #1 is Mr. Shakespeare (S)
Judge #2 is Ms. Rand (R)
Judge #3 is Mr. Nabakov (N)
*applause*
S: Thanke you AG, 'tis lovely to be or not to be here with you and oure other esteemed Judges
R: You are wasting my time. Begin.
N: Mmm..,mmm...dos anyone have some cheese?
AG: Allright, our first contestant is, let's see if I can read the name right...
Ms. Lacy Underalls!!! *applause*
*Ms. Underalls reads*
S: Forsooth, those shoes are but a nightmare, and yon hair, hast she no brush?
R: It does not matter, except that she is prettier than me. No, she may not advance.
N: *Buuuuurp* Give me your hankerchief William!
Absolute Idol!
AG: Before we get started, let's meet our judges...
Judge #1 is Mr. Shakespeare (S)
Judge #2 is Ms. Rand (R)
Judge #3 is Mr. Nabakov (N)
*applause*
S: Thanke you AG, 'tis lovely to be or not to be here with you and oure other esteemed Judges
R: You are wasting my time. Begin.
N: Mmm..,mmm...dos anyone have some cheese?
AG: Allright, our first contestant is, let's see if I can read the name right...
Ms. Lacy Underalls!!! *applause*
*Ms. Underalls reads*
S: Forsooth, those shoes are but a nightmare, and yon hair, hast she no brush?
R: It does not matter, except that she is prettier than me. No, she may not advance.
N: *Buuuuurp* Give me your hankerchief William!