Newbie forum

[Hivehome]

I went there. I was'nt impressed.

[Little Red Barn]

I went there. I was'nt impressed.
You are back in the Christian forum, please respect this and leave.

And welcome to AW!

[Gravity]

I love it when twelve-year-olds get to use their mom's computer...

[Hivehome]

ha ha

[Soccer Mom]

I remember HIveHome from another forum.

Troll, trollity, troll-troll.

Without anything worthwhile to say. Just because you're really a famous author doesn't mean you can come in here and be ugly to us. All your money and fame has made you a bitter, bitter, man.

Oh yes, I know who you are.

You should be ashamed.

[Little Red Barn]

ha ha
You're just disrepsectful, Roger locked your other thread. Go back to the newbie section as he advised, please.

[Roger J Carlson]

Look, Hive. I can't ban you. That takes a super mod. But I can delete everything you post here, so just go away.

[Jersey Chick]

Lovely.

[Little Red Barn]

I don't care what old fart girl says or you either.
You are in the wrong thread! I'm going to get a mod as you're rude--disrespectful! They won't be so nice...

[Roger J Carlson]

Locking this one too.

[MacAllister]

I'm going to do a rare thing and overrule Roger, on the threadlock.

Let's try not to stifle discussion before it has a chance to happen, eh, folks? With gentle good nature and true grace, can't we actually consider this an opportunity rather than an attack?

[Roger J Carlson]

Well, er. Okay.

[Gravity]

I'm going to do a rare thing and overrule Roger, on the threadlock.

Let's try not to stifle discussion before it has a chance to happen, eh, folks? With gentle good nature and true grace, can't we actually consider this an opportunity rather than an attack?

:::scuffs toes of sneaker in the dirt, hands jammed in pocket::: Oh, okay, ma. Jeez, don't even let a fella have any fun... :tongue

[Hivehome]

nyah.

Thank you , McCannaster

[Medievalist]

I think Hive has a perfecktlely ligitimate punt.

[Little Red Barn]

I'm going to do a rare thing and overrule Roger, on the threadlock.

Let's try not to stifle discussion before it has a chance to happen, eh, folks? With gentle good nature and true grace, can't we actually consider this an opportunity rather than an attack?
But, he called ofg a name.

Okay Hive, welcome, again.

[MacAllister]

But, he called ofg a name.


He did?!

That doesn't seem at all like Roger.

Do you have a link, Kimmi? Feel free to PM me. The mods . . . aren't quite themselves, today.

[Soccer Mom]

So now we are bowing to Hive just because he's a famous author? I guess I know where I rank.

[Little Red Barn]

You are in the wrong thread! I'm going to get a mod as you're rude--disrespectful! They won't be so nice...
See here Mac, just sayn' his behaviour is ya know...
Here it is: Quote:
Originally Posted by Hivehome
I don't care what old fart girl says or you either.

You are in the wrong thread! I'm going to get a mod as you're rude--disrespectful! They won't be so nice...
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sometimes, I yada, yada, blah blog
http://kimmirich.wordpress.com/

*Sapphire and faded jeans, I hope you get your dreams*


ETA: ROGER didn't do anything, I guess I'm tired, disregard.
--corrine bailey rae

[III]

So now we are bowing to Hive just because he's a famous author? I guess I know where I rank.

Hive is a famous author? Do tell. Can you please cite some of his famous works for those of us who aren't "in the know"?

[MacAllister]

Oh, you meant Hive! Well, yes -- but it's a hard day for a newbie to assimilate into the community, and humor is so very subjective. And there's the whole "turn the other cheek" thing, too, right?

[Soccer Mom]

Let's just say he has an agenda. There is a reason he's in the Christianity forum stirring up trouble. Him and his fake conspiracies involving certain famous dead artists. Ask him about the Knights Templar and watch his teeny brain rotate.

[Medievalist]

You know McCannister you can't just come in and lay down the law like you own the bored.

We have a right to free speech and this is a free bored so Im right and you are wrong and this post is copywritten to.

[Little Red Barn]

Oh, you meant Hive! Well, yes -- but it's a hard day for a newbie to assimilate into the community, and humor is so very subjective. And there's the whole "turn the other cheek" thing, too, right?
okey dokey.

[Hivehome]

Look, Old **** Girl, I did'nt start this, you did.

[Roger J Carlson]

You're absolutely right, Mac. My error. This is a board for everyone to state their opinions.

[MacAllister]

We talked about this member in particular, already, Roger. :) I know it's tricky sometimes.

[Jersey Chick]

Well, I'll play nice.

or at least i'll try ;)

[Gravity]

I like pudding...

[ChaosTitan]

:popcorn:

[Hivehome]

just so you know, I could buy you all and this bord out of pocket change

[Jersey Chick]

and the point of that is....

[Hivehome]

and the point of that is....so youd know.

[MacAllister]

Indeed, Hive. You made that quite clear in our email exchange. I think asking for some simple civility, however, is neither beyond the letter nor the spirit of our contract.

And if I were you, I'd consider letting my copy editor review my posts before I hit send. You've got a rep to protect, you know...

[Jersey Chick]

Okay then.

Thanks for sharing.

i'm not impressed, but thanks for sharing...

[Medievalist]

And if I were you, I'd consider letting my copy editor review my posts before I hit send. You've got a rep to protect, you know...

I'm telling the bored owner that a monitor is threatening.

[Hivehome]

Indeed, Hive. You made that quite clear in our email exchange. I think asking for some simple civility, however, is neither beyond the letter nor the spirit of our contract.

And if I were you, I'd consider letting my copy editor review my posts before I hit send. You've got a rep to protect, you know...*yawn* well it does'nt matter. I'm done with this thread. I'm a poet too, you know

[Hivehome]

I'm telling the bored owner that a monitor is threatening.I already know

[ChaosTitan]

I'm telling the bored owner that a monitor is threatening.

I already know

:Wha:

[sassandgroove]

bah

[Gravity]

*yawn* well it does'nt matter. I'm done with this thread. I'm a poet too, you know

Wsa that a flounce? I'm never sure these days. It seemed like a flounce, but the drama was...lacking.

[Jersey Chick]

who wants cookies?

[ChaosTitan]

I do! Peanut butter, please.

[Jersey Chick]

Okay - anyone else?

I've got peanut butter (my personal fave), chocolate chip, peanut butter-and-chocolate chip, Oreos, and those coconut Girl Scout cookies (what the heck are they called again??)

[ChaosTitan]

Samoas!!

[Jersey Chick]

YES!! Them - my second favorite! :D

[ChaosTitan]

Samoas are so good, they should be illegal. Or celebrated. We need a National Samoa Day.

[Hivehome]

Hey this is my thread. I did'nt talk about cookies

[Jersey Chick]

**sigh** you need to read the Newbie guide. really.

Anyway - National Samoa Day - I could get on board with that...

[ChaosTitan]

It's called a derailment, hon. It happens a lot around these parts.


ETA: That was directed at hivehomewhomever, not Jersey.

[Roger J Carlson]

Hey this is my thread. I did'nt talk about cookiesNo one owns a thread, Hive. These things go where they will.

[sassandgroove]

Who wants Samoas?
http://www.nz.emb-japan.go.jp/images/SamoaSchool.JPG

[Gravity]

The Girl Scout Thin Mints are good, but for sheer pleasure, gimme a Pinwheel. You know, those round marshmallow thingies perched on a graham cracker, and drenched in dark chocolate. Five of those, and I'd even be civil to Hive.

[ChaosTitan]

Who wants Samoas?
http://www.nz.emb-japan.go.jp/images/SamoaSchool.JPG

I was gonna offer one of these:

http://buygirlscoutcookies.com/images/samoas.jpg

But yours are better.

[sassandgroove]

mmmm

[III]

Hivehome, please at least make an effort to put the apostrophe in the right place. The word is didn't, not did'nt. Sorry to nitpick but this is a writing forum.

[Jersey Chick]

I kind of like this Samoa(n) -

http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb134/JerseyChick71/therock.jpg

[Roger J Carlson]

I was gonna offer one of these:

http://buygirlscoutcookies.com/images/samoas.jpg

But yours are better.The boys or the pork? Just askin...

[ChaosTitan]

OMG, you can make your own Samoas (the cookies, not the people).

http://www.cdkitchen.com/recipes/recs/516/Girl_Scouts_Samoa_Cookies31363.shtml

[ChaosTitan]

The boys or the pork? Just askin...

That's private.

[Jersey Chick]

No. Way.

I'll have to steal check it out! :D

[Hivehome]

Hivehome, please at least make an effort to put the apostrophe in the right place. The word is didn't, not did'nt. Sorry to nitpick but this is a writing forum.The EDITOR fises all of those! dont you know anything?

[ChaosTitan]

Now I'll never be able to look at Dwayne Johnson without thinking of cookies....

[Jersey Chick]

my work here is done

[ChaosTitan]

The EDITOR fises all of those! dont you know anything?

How does one "fises" something?

[sassandgroove]

I kind of like this Samoa(n) -

http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb134/JerseyChick71/therock.jpg
OH BABY! YOu wanna cookie, Big Man? ;)

[Jersey Chick]

Maybe it has something to do with wandering apostrophes??? (ETA - definition of fises)

[Hivehome]

my work here is donefixes. my finger slipped. sure, I make ONE mistake and everybody jumps all over me

[III]

The EDITOR fises all of those! dont you know anything?

*sigh* You're not exactly winning over a lot of fans with your attitude.

[Jersey Chick]

One mistake in that post, you mean.

ETA - I was wrong. There were two mistakes. three if you count not capitalizing the first word of the sentence.

[ChaosTitan]

fixes. my finger slipped. sure, I make ONE mistake and everybody jumps all over me

I'm everybody?

That explains the voices in my head...

[Gravity]

The EDITOR fises all of those! dont you know anything?

Man, this is a surrealistic thread. It's like having somebody else do your drugs for you (says me, the former hippie athiest :D)

[Roger J Carlson]

To be fair, everyone makes a few typos.

[sassandgroove]

how long till we move to OP?

[Hivehome]

Man, this is a surrealistic thread. It's like having somebody else do your drugs for you (says me, the former hippie athiest :D)Hey! I'm not an atheist. I don't (ha!) believe in anything.

[III]

how long till we move to OP?

I think OP is having its own share of problems today ;)

[sassandgroove]

I think you're (Ha!) is in the wrong place.

[ChaosTitan]

Hey! I'm not an atheist. I don't (ha!) believe in anything.

Ba-dum-bump, CHING!

[Hivehome]

Ok, that it! I'm done. you guys are going to be really sorry

[Hivehome]

really really sorry

[Gravity]

Just when you thought it was over. The Flounce 2: I Mean It This Time. Be skeered. Be very skeered.

[ChaosTitan]

I'm already really sorry. I could have spent this last half hour working on my WIP. :(

I'll just blame Jersey for tempting me with Samoas.

[Jersey Chick]

Who knew I could go wrong with Samoas? They are really very tasty.

And why am I going to be sorry??? Believe me when I say, I'm not. Really.

[Roger J Carlson]

Oh, don't do that, Hive.

[III]

Bye bye, Hive. Do'nt let the door hit you on the way out!

[Jersey Chick]

Do we have flounce-age??

[Gravity]

Hmmm. Thirty-five minutes, and no one has added any new posts to this thread. Yes, I'd say flounce-age has been achieved.

[Gravity]

WHAT the--? Some miscreant's done changed mah name...

[sassandgroove]

't'weren't me.

[Jersey Chick]

But the Phantom remains the same :D

[Soccer Mom]

Cookies are in and the Hive is out? :sniffs: Okay, I'll stay.

I don't care how rich and famous that jerk is. So he knows Tom Hanks. Bigfathairydeal.

[Jersey Chick]

Oh. Well, if he knows Tom Hanks, it's a whole new ballgame...

just kidding - have a cookie!

[ChaosTitan]

just kidding - have a cookie!

Or a Samoa(n).

[Jersey Chick]

did someone mention Samoa(n)s?

http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb134/JerseyChick71/therock.jpg

[ChaosTitan]

*swoons*

*drools*

[Gravity]

I look different with my hair cut that short, don't I?

[Inspiewriter]

April Fool's thread??

[Unique]

did someone mention Samoa(n)s?

http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb134/JerseyChick71/therock.jpg

weirdness. ya'll's way too past weird. I think ya'll need more Kool-aid. Or somthin'.

This is waaay worser than Ground Hog's Day. Can't we have a do-over on GHD instead?

SamoanS? Like the Girl Scout cookies kind?

[joyce]

did someone mention Samoa(n)s?

http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb134/JerseyChick71/therock.jpg
I'll take one or maybe two.:D I go to work and miss everything. This guy might have money but I wonder if he can buy a personality. I want an extra cookie since I was gone.

[Roger J Carlson]

After intensive negotiations with Mac, I'm re-closing this thread. Thanks.

[Roger J Carlson]

Unlocking now. This was, of course, an April Fool's thread.

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u62/dpat57/fooled.jpg

Thanks to everyone who participated including Hivehome (I know who you are).

[Gravity]

So who WAS that masked Hive, anyway?

[joyce]

I must admit this thread got me. The freak with all the dragons I figured must be a fool thread. I even gave ole Hive a bad rep for messing with OFG. :)

[Roger J Carlson]

So who WAS that masked Hive, anyway?Until Hive is ready to divulge, I can't say. I'm not absolutely certain why "he" wants to stay hidden.

[Gravity]

"He", eh? Hmm. Are saying it might be a female lady person of the opposite gender and/or sex?

[Soccer Mom]

No, I know Hive. Definitely a "he". And y'all would definitely recognize his name. But I"m sworn to secrecy and cannot out him.

[sassandgroove]

No, I know Hive. Definitely a "he". And y'all would definitely recognize his name. But I"m sworn to secrecy and cannot out him.* POUT*

[Gravity]

It's Dean Koontz, isn't it? C'mon, you can tell us. We're like...fambly.

[Soccer Mom]

And I keep stuff from fambly alls the time. :D

If we're lucky, he'll come back to insult us some time and drop a little publishing wisdom.

[Little Red Barn]

And I keep stuff from fambly alls the time. :D

If we're lucky, he'll come back to insult us some time and drop a little publishing wisdom.
It was Nathan, YES>>> Finally figured the April Fool! Knew it, just knew it, now!!!! But Roger was Roger, huh?

[ChaosTitan]

Thanks to everyone who participated including Hivehome (I know who you are).

Can we have more cookies now? :D

[Jersey Chick]

Do you want the Samoa(n)s?

http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb134/JerseyChick71/therock.jpg

:D

[ALLWritety]

Surreal!
Bizarre!
I am glad i missed this thread!

Kev