Hermit's HIJACKED Thread

[Hermit]

To Whom It May Concern:

I have beer and I'm not afraid to drink it. I will consume 1 beer every 30 minutes until the "Final 10" are posted.

It's up to you. The ball is in your court. How drunk do you want this man to get? Are you willing to risk it?

Signed,
A Crazy Canuck:Cheers:

[MacAllister]

Only one beer every thirty minutes?





Lightweight.

[trumancoyote]

Mind you, Macallister, this could go on for like, 10 more hours.

20 beers is a lot of beer. :Trophy:

[Robert Walton]

Talk to him five hours from now.

[MacAllister]

ah, true...one must pace oneself, I suppose...

[trumancoyote]

That's true. Suppose he wins: does he really want to be rolling around in his own puke while writing his acceptance speak?

Personally, I wouldn't mind rolling around in his puke while I wrote mine... but I don't think he's as sick as I am.

[brokenfingers]

Only one beer every thirty minutes?

Lightweight.

Wow.




I think I'm in love......

[edfrzr]

Only one every thirty minutes? Son, you must be from up north. But I must say, don't mind if join you, because I have been known to drink a beer or 12.

I pity anyone who dares to sit near either of us. Pass the pretzels.

[Robert Walton]

That's true. Suppose he wins: does he really want to be rolling around in his own puke while writing his acceptance speak?

Personally, I wouldn't mind rolling around in his puke while I wrote mine... but I don't think he's as sick as I am.

Puke, maybe with hard liquor; not beer.

[William Haskins]

i will be chain-smoking cigarettes (lighting them tip to tip) until the winners are announced. and not all of them will be "store bought".

so there.

[mommie4a]

Why isn't anyone threatening to have sex nonstop until the winners are announced? What's wrong with you people! ;)

[Robert Walton]

Green tobacco, hmmmm. . . :hi:

[edfrzr]

Sex? Are they going to announce in less than 10 minutes?



Just kidding --- maybe 15

[zeprosnepsid]

well it could be a long wait. by my calculations the judges haven't even posted in their forum in 3 hours.

[brokenfingers]

Why isn't anyone threatening to have sex nonstop until the winners are announced? What's wrong with you people! ;)

Dammit, sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

Any other (female) volunteers to undertake this dangerous mission?

Anyone?





Anyone?.......

[mommie4a]

Sex? Are they going to announce in less than 10 minutes?



Just kidding --- maybe 15

Ed - you could be less optimistic you know. Might attract a few more ladies that way.

[sharon]

Canadian beer? Impressive... but I'll stick with my wine. http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/7/7_4_14.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxmk148YYCA)

[JAlpha]

I'm downing my signature drink . . .


Three cocktail onions
two olives with a twist
Mom's Happy Meal

[scullars]

Is that lite beer? Probably wanna watch those extra calories... :D

[edfrzr]

Dammit, sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

Any other (female) volunteers to undertake this dangerous mission?

Anyone?





Anyone?.......
there's a reason your moniker is "brokenfingers" right?

Mommie4a, I'm a real man -- that was optimistic (lol)

[firehorse]

well it could be a long wait. by my calculations the judges haven't even posted in their forum in 3 hours. I'm guessing they may have moved on to an MSN chat, where they can talk real-time.

Or maybe that's wishful thinking. :Shrug:

[Hermit]

Dammit, sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
Any other (female) volunteers to undertake this dangerous mission?
Anyone?
Anyone?.......

This sounded interesting until you put those darn (brackets) in there!

Drinking, smoking (cigs and other stuff), sex......let's keep up the pressure on these judges!

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall.
98 bottles of beer on the swall, 98 sottles of seer, take one din, etc.

[zeprosnepsid]

I'm guessing they may have moved on to an MSN chat, where they can talk real-time.

Or maybe that's wishful thinking. :Shrug:

oh, that would be terribly efficient. i like it.

[three seven]

Hi! :hi:

[William Haskins]

cruel, foul beast.

[Torin]

All I have is Pepsi. Oh, and some rum. :D

[jdkiggins]

there's a reason your moniker is "brokenfingers" right?

Mommie4a, I'm a real man -- that was optimistic (lol)

:ROFL: :popcorn:

[jdkiggins]

And Three walked in the room--Everyone dropped popcorn, drinks and hit refresh.

[three seven]

I'm guessing they may have moved on to an MSN chat, where they can talk real-time.
You see the thing is, you can't smoke in the judges' room cos it sets the sprinklers off...

[three seven]

How are y'all doing, by the way?

[jdkiggins]

I'm dying for a cigarette!

[MacAllister]

Gawd--I'm just a spectator of this particular blood sport. Even so, the tension is mounting, and I'm going to have to go out for bourbon and smokes to fortify myself while I watch the coming carnage...

[jdkiggins]

Somebody pass me a **** cigarette through this cable line, PLEASE!!!!

[three seven]

I'm dying for a cigarette!
Have one of mine, they're over there on the table.

[Hermit]

Hi! :hi:

Hi back to you!:hi:
In 20 minutes I open beer #5 and chug-a-lug!

CNN is reporting that the scene is getting tense. AW and FBI negotiators are on site but there has been no concessions on either side. Hermit gets more intoxicated at each passing hour and the judges refuse to budge. Late breaking news from Hermit's neighbors report loud music and chanting going on inside the compound.

When will this end? What will be the consequences? Watch CNN's Larry King Live tonight as the story unfolds.

[jdkiggins]

Have one of mine, they're over there on the table.

:faint:

[MacAllister]

filtered or "organic", Joanne...

[jdkiggins]

Mac, No funny stuff, filtered, light 100 no menthol, that would be great!!

Thank you Three. :)
Now don't tell anyone...because this one doesn't count being that it's a cyber cig right?

[William Haskins]

/haskins blows a shotgun through the cable line.

[jdkiggins]

Is it Me? Or do you just not like everyone? :) Just kidding. Please point that thing somewhere else.

[William Haskins]

/fans his hand rapidly to cancel the delivery.

[jdkiggins]

Haskins, I didn't mean for you to aim at a judge! Put that darn gun down. You hear me, son?

[jdkiggins]

Dang, did you kill the thread, or did I, Haskins?

[three seven]

Haskins is the one with the gun, so I'd tend to look to him as the prime suspect.

[jdkiggins]

Oh thank you, Three. I'm as harmless as a bee. And another #1000 for everyone to see! :thankyou:

[rhymegirl]

Joanne, I thought you got another blob at 1000! Where is it?

[jdkiggins]

:confused: :Shrug: Beats me. Saves me from having to go out and buy another correctly and comfortable fitting over the shoulder boulder holder. :) I think I'll shut up and wait.:popcorn: Yeah right.
:)

[three seven]

Your blobs have nothing to do with your post count.

[edfrzr]

Okay, just so Mommie4a would be happy, I went ahead and took my Cialis. Has it been 4 hours yet? Should I call my doctor? Okay, I'm ready. (deep breath) Let's do this thing.

[jdkiggins]

Your blobs have nothing to do with your post count.

Oh thank goodness. I was beginning to think I looked out of place. :)

[mommie4a]

Ed:
Okay, just so Mommie4a would be happy, I went ahead and took my Cialis. Has it been 4 hours yet? Should I call my doctor? Okay, I'm ready. (deep breath) Let's do this thing.


Now that's what I call good fiction writing!

[edfrzr]

Your blobs have nothing to do with your post count.
What is the great hidden truth behind the almighty "green blob"?

[Hermit]

You people have HIJACKED my thread!

I demand a mod. Hey mod! Over here! :Cheer:

I want to report a hijacking!

Mod rhymes with cod. Cod is a fish ain't it? I'm hungry. Does McDonald's deliver? Can I get a beer with my fries?

Hermit cracks YET ANOTHER beer.....

[three seven]

The truth is that your rep level directly reflects how cool you are... Ed.

[edfrzr]

Suuuhhhwweeeeeeet!! At least I now have a modicum of "cool" in my life.

[jdkiggins]

Hermit, excuse me, we're having a discussion here. Could you please go drink your beer, eat your fries and fish. Honest-we'll give your thread back after the vote is in. :)

[three seven]

Read it again.

[MacAllister]

What precisely do you think should be done with this unfortunate situation, Hermit...?

[jdkiggins]

Are you talking to me?

[awatkins]

Thar's yer mod, Hermit. Make it good.

:roll:

[three seven]

Who?

[jdkiggins]

:Hail: :Hail: :Hail: Your modness. I didn't mean anything. Honest.

[edfrzr]

Isn't Canadian beer colored water. I mean with the exchange rate and all?

[MacAllister]

:D

[three seven]

What?

[jdkiggins]

:Hail: :Hail: :Hail: :Hail: Here's a few for the Judge in this here room that keeps dodging bullets and ...

[MacAllister]

(look at the thread title...more accurately reflects reality, at least)

[jdkiggins]

Where?

[jdkiggins]

or is it When?

[MacAllister]

At the top of the page--where it used to say "a serious threat"

[MacAllister]

sheesh--am I the only one still sober, here?

[three seven]

Mac, are you talking to yourself again?

[jdkiggins]

Now that we have four of the five W's out of the way...the question is

How the heck long are you going to make them wait to hear
Who won? And why do we have to wait any longer?
That covers the
Who?
What?
When?
Where?
Why?
How?

[MacAllister]

dammit! I promised my therapist I'd stop that talking-to-myself business.

*sigh*

[jdkiggins]

Nope, I don't drink, so I'm still sober. I simply act this goofy all the time. :D

[jdkiggins]

I guess I'll be the designated driver for all the drunk winners. :)

[Hermit]

Hermit's HIJACKED thread

:roll:

[jdkiggins]

Hermit, you can have your thread back. It has a new title now. :)

[awatkins]

I'll help drive, Joanne. I'm always the designated driver in my crowd. LOL

And, Mac, I did notice your handiwork...love the new thread title! You rule! :Hail:

[jdkiggins]

Just in case anyone is interested...There IS a page 2 of this thread...

Did you know we've all been waiting around here for a whole day and Jenna posted the winners on page 2?

[KTC]

Isn't Canadian beer colored water. I mean with the exchange rate and all?

Actually Canadian beer is real beer. American beer is near-beer. (But wait! Didn't all the Canadian beer companies just let the Americans buy them out. Does that mean we'll be drinking watered down beer soon too?)

[Hermit]

:( In a few minutes I have to open beer #7. This is getting gross. How long will they hold out? I'm tuff and I can take it . . . but jeez I don't need a hang over at church tomorrow morning.


WE DEMAND THE TOP 10 NOW!
Please?

[Sarita]

Yeah, yeah, you'll have your top ... in a minute!