The Old Farts Bar, Grill and Infirmary

[Seaclusion]

To sleep, perchance to dream about young womins.

Because waking to the reality that is our old barren lives, well, it ain't just worth the bother.

And that is your uplifting message for the day brought to you by our resident cheerleader SF

Richard

 

[Shadow_Ferret]

 

[Tink]

Ya are too sweet, I dream too you know.

 

[Shadow_Ferret]

*sees Tink's new avvy and suddenly feels faint*

 

[Tink]

Should I change it?

 

[Seaclusion]

Hold on SF. I'll get the smelling salts for you just as soon as the young hottie has left the home

Richard

 

[Shadow_Ferret]

Um... no. No. I just need to get used to it. You know, like a new haircut.

 

[DL Hegel]

here's a pic for shadow to faint to--too

 

[Seaclusion]

here's a pic for shadow to faint to--too

You could be held liable for hospital bills showing an old fart something like that.

Richard

 

[DL Hegel]

You could be held liable for hospital bills showing an old fart something like that.

Richard

sorry here you go i got a nurse for you

 

[DL Hegel]

You could be held liable for hospital bills showing an old fart something like that.

Richard

unless you would rather...

 

[Seaclusion]

Thanks, but leave Oscar Madison (Quincy) for SF. I'll take the nurse.

Richard

 

[roncouch]

Wow! A thread I can relate to. Older folks are cool. I turned 70 a few weeks ago, and am happy to be above the dirt. I remember .19 cent gas, and also recall earning .14 per hour at my first job of packing groceries. Now, here's a word not many people remember - SNOOD - Hint: an article of clothing - sort-of.

 

[ChunkyC]

unless you would rather...

I think that's the guy they're taking me to in this bag ... maybe I should try to tell someone I'm still breathing.

 

[Shadow_Ferret]

Quincy's on?

 

[DL Hegel]

I think that's the guy they're taking me to in this bag ... maybe I should try to tell someone I'm still breathing.

Quincy is smart if you wiggle he will let you go

 

[Beach Bunny]

Quincy is smart if you wiggle he will let you go

hmmmm, just what portion of the body must one wiggle in order for Quincy to let one go?

 

[DL Hegel]

hmmmm, just what portion of the body must one wiggle in order for Quincy to let one go?

depends on if it is regular tv or an afterhours HBO special

 

[Susie]

here's a pic for shadow to faint to--too

DL, where'd you find that pic. of me?

 

[DL Hegel]

DL, where'd you find that pic. of me?

oh Suse--now the guys will never leave you alone

 

[Beach Bunny]

oh Suse--now the guys will never leave you alone

You say that like it is a bad thing.

 

[Shadow_Ferret]

Wow. Susie is nice AND gorgeous. What a great combination!

 

[roncouch]

Wow. Susie is nice AND gorgeous. What a great combination!

Susie is definetely not a dog!

 

[Oberon]

(Wow! A thread I can relate to. Older folks are cool. I turned 70 a few weeks ago, and am happy to be above the dirt. I remember .19 cent gas, and also recall earning .14 per hour at my first job of packing groceries. Now, here's a word not many people remember - SNOOD - Hint: an article of clothing - sort-of.)

I takes an authentic old fart to anwer your question, Roncouch. A snood is a net bag full of hair - still on your head. Anyone remember gas stations where you had to crank the pump to fill the glass container marked with gallon lines?

 

[roncouch]

(Wow! A thread I can relate to. Older folks are cool. I turned 70 a few weeks ago, and am happy to be above the dirt. I remember .19 cent gas, and also recall earning .14 per hour at my first job of packing groceries. Now, here's a word not many people remember - SNOOD - Hint: an article of clothing - sort-of.)

I takes an authentic old fart to anwer your question, Roncouch. A snood is a net bag full of hair - still on your head. Anyone remember gas stations where you had to crank the pump to fill the glass container marked with gallon lines?

You are correct Oberon! I vaguely remember the glass bulb & cranking the pump. Do you, or anyone else, remember Lipton's Frosty? A powdered material mixed with milk - then frozen. It was supposed to taste like ice-cream. How about Kellog's Pep?