I've been packed for two days now... Just had to get my wings back in case the boat springs a leak.
The Old Farts Bar, Grill and Infirmary
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I've been packed for two days now... Just had to get my wings back in case the boat springs a leak.
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Absolutely! They are made of transparent alumina - three times stronger than steel and transparent.
We'll have to keep the old farts away from their liquor until the trip though. Its kind of hard keeping your balance in the air with a couple of inebriated freeloaders bouncing about.
Yup! I was a big fan of the series when it first came on TV. and never stopped watching. Now I watch the occasional rerun and ... well.
I've been packed for two days now... Just had to get my wings back in case the boat springs a leak.
Just for that, you're bailing.
Sorry! I'm sure your vessel is totally sea worthy and our greatest problem will be preventing the tipsy passengers from falling out. Like I said...
Time to hit the sack... Got to go visit a very special old gal tomorrow!
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Arrrrr Soorry to interrupt all the important discussions that been going on here but I keep thinking of pirates bad ones
Ahoy!!!
How be ye all!?
Arrrrrrrr, hope ye find some booty on that Island (ofUtopia Dystropia)
Fair Winds!
Ahoy!!!
How be ye all!?
Arrrrrrrr, hope ye find some booty on that Island (of
Fair Winds!
Oh, you peeps -
I knew there was something off in here.
What have you guys been eating????!!!!
Wait.
Don't answer that.
I knew there was something off in here.
What have you guys been eating????!!!!
Wait.
Don't answer that.
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I thought for sure we'd be in the new digs by now! What's wrong with you ol' farts? Cat got yer fingers? Porter's doin' all the heavy liftin'... and you know what happens when he strains himself.
I have to go on a short journey in the real world today but if we're not there by tonight, I promise to do my share. I sure hope this island is a warm tropical paradise because I need an escape from this infernal snow - snow - snow ...
Better get the dog and sled out now. Have a good day!
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Still 60 posts to go? How about I tell barbershop jokes? Yanno, just to get the post count up. The only problem with barbershop jokes is some of them only make sense to barbershoppers.
Q. What's the musical definition of a half-step?
A. Two tenors singing in unison
Q. What's the musical definition of a half-step?
A. Two tenors singing in unison
Q. How do you know when a lead section is at your door?
A. Nobody knows when to come in and they can't find the key.
A. Nobody knows when to come in and they can't find the key.
Q. Why do baritones leave their music on the dashboard of the car?
A. So they can park in handicapped spaces
A. So they can park in handicapped spaces
Q. What's the difference between a lead and a chainsaw?
A. The chainsaw has a dynamic range.
A. The chainsaw has a dynamic range.
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