THERE'S CYANIDE IN THE WATER COOLER! Ahem , now that I have your attention, I'm a new member here!

[Subawthor]

Sorry if I gave anyone a coronary attack! My name is Jeff Gonsalves and I recently joined AW. I've been a lurker for a year and appreciate the efforts of the veterans here to guide new authors. I just published my second book, Fork in the Road to Apocalypse, and am working on a third science fiction novel. I am open to reading other authors' work and reviewing books on Amazon. com. My website is www.jeffgonsalves.com, which contains blogging about my experiences working with children in a large metropolitan hospital. I also have an eblogger, with journal entries from the perspective of a schizophrenic nursing aide who works in a mental ward and is slowly losing his sanity.
Thanks for reading!
Jeff

 

[Lady Goddess]

Welcome to AW.

 

[Subawthor]

Thank you, Ms. Goddess.

 

[TomGrimm]

Welcome to AW and congratulations on your successful novels! Here's to many more.

 

[alpaca]

What an interesting introduction. Welcome!

 

[lyrwriter]

Hey there, fellow-former-lurker! Pleased to meet you!

 

[Subawthor]

M.T., alpaca, lyrwriter--thanks for the warm welcome. My books are hardly successful, but I appreciate the ego-boost!

 

[aoliver]

Welcome!

 

[alleycat]

Welcome.

 

[BryanSerwatka]

Howdy.

 

[Nickie]

Welcome to the forums, Jeff.

 

[heyjude]

 

[Tepelus]

Hello, and welcome!

 

[KellyAssauer]

*hides empty cyanide bottle behind back*

Oh yeah, like we're going to be friends...




Welcome to AW!

 

[Dechef]

There's no cyanide in the water cooler.
There is cyanide in your coffee, however.

 

[regdog]

Take some time and read the Newbie Guide and the Stickies found
at the top of Forum pages. They are your best guide to learning about
Absolute Write.

Don’t forget to read the FAQ regarding posting pictures at AW.


Members who want to start a thread in Share Your Work to have work critiqued need
50 posts. Don’t make a mad dash to reach your 50 posts. Take some time to greet fellow newbies,
critique other members’ works, or join a discussion.

 

[CACTUSWENDY]

Welcome to AW. Hope you enjoy your stay with us.
How do you like your popcorn?

If you go to the bottom of the page to the 'forum jump' you can scroll down and find all the areas of this place. After you post 50 posts you can use the SYW areas to get help there. The password for some of the areas is…..vista. A word to the wise, it would be a good idea to participate first in helping others before you think about posting your own work. After you have been around here for awhile, then post something of your own for help. Good luck.

 

[PorterStarrByrd]

Welcome aboard

 

[Alessandra Kelley]

What -- Celia?

Oh, er, guess not.

Welcome.

 

[Griffin Hayes]

Welcome to AW!

 

[Snowybunny12]

Welcome to AW! I hope you like it here

 

[thehairymob]

 

[Subawthor]

Thank you everyone for the greetings and advice. I'm amazed by the multitude of friendly and helpful writers here.

 

[Merle]

Welcome, I thought it was Rockin Rye. Little did I know......