Optimist or Pestimist

[Allie]

So... Is the glass half-full or half-empty?

For me it's half-full,
for my brother it's half-empty.
My husband's keeps magically refilling
My father-in-law's glass is cracked and leaking.
My mother's is just enough to take her pills
My father's is dry
My sister-in-law's contains no artifical sweetners
And my mother-in-law glass is never big enough.

 

[janetbellinger]

It depends on what kind of mood I'm in.

 

[Jack_Roberts]

Half full for me.

 

[Soccer Mom]

I'm usually full to the brim. I'm obnoxiously happy most of the time.

 

[MidnightMuse]

I'm a Realist.

The glass isn't half full. The glass isn't half empty. It's just a glass with vodka in it.

 

[MajorDrums]

the glass is mostly half-full, sometimes half-empty, would love to have my cup runneth over. *sigh* someday, someday.

 

[janetbellinger]

But if it runneth over, you'd lose half of it. lol

 

[Yeshanu]

I'm a Realist.

The glass isn't half full. The glass isn't half empty. It's just a glass with vodka in it.

But not for long...

 

[arrowqueen]

Sod the glass! Who's got the bottle?

 

[Richard Armour]

Life is too short not to live it up a little!
Definitely half full.

 

[PenelopePitstop]

Is there Champagne in the glass???

I heart Champagne... yummy, yummy

 

[HeronW]

I'm of the bigger glass clique, ever-full, the hot stuff staying hot and the cold stuff with ice not melting and leaving little runnels of condensation on the outside making the glass slippery then I drop it, breaking it and losing the beverage d'jour and bitch and moan until I get a new one. Pout. :}

New; it's always darkest before the dawn,
--unless you're in the South Pole with 6 month day/night cycle then that takes on a whole new meaning since dawn can be 180 days away.

Then for those who sleep til the crack of noon, dawn is a zen concept, (so is the crack thereof) actualizing only in the most profound visualizations of navel-contemplation.

 

[Woof]

For me, the glass is either overflowing or there isn't even a glass at all.

 

[Joycecwilliams]

If a glass is half full, I find a smaller glass and pour it in, and then I have a full glass.

 

[auntybug]

Half full. WTF??? Top that sucker off!

 

[Angelinity]

the glass is an illusion

 

[jenngreenleaf]

The glass is always half full, but I can see right through it . . . which makes me think it's empty, further confusing the whole situation.

 

[Nymtoc]

The glass is cracked.

 

[melaniehoo]

Half full. Right now it feels cracked, but I keep topping it off.

 

[scarletpeaches]

Half empty. Going by my past history in certain parts of my life, I have to conclude the same will be so long into the future.

 

[benbradley]

I'm an engineer, and the glass being only half full obviously indicates that the glass has twice its needed capacity.

 

[Pthom]

Apparently, this new adage to play off of went overlooked:

New; it's always darkest before the dawn,
--unless you're in the South Pole with 6 month day/night cycle then that takes on a whole new meaning since dawn can be 180 days away.

Then for those who sleep til the crack of noon, dawn is a zen concept, (so is the crack thereof) actualizing only in the most profound visualizations of navel-contemplation.

I'm in the "crack of noon" camp. So is a friend of mine who actually named his construction firm "Crack of Noon Contractors."