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JDCrayne · Jan 17, 2007

Ol' Fashioned Girl said:
You mean a rabid chihuahua with a needle fetish is our mascot!?

Ah... well, now that you put it that way...

Maybe we could hold auditions?

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Jan 17, 2007

Oh! I like that idea!

JDCrayne · Jan 17, 2007

Rllgthunder said:
Can we get him stuffed?

And then put him on one of those little boards with the wheels, and pull him around with a string? Maybe someone could rig up a bell to go ding-ding when the wheels go around.

Rolling Thunder · Jan 17, 2007

JDCrayne said:
And then put him on one of those little boards with the wheels, and pull him around with a string? Maybe someone could rig up a bell to go ding-ding when the wheels go around.

Oh! I like that idea!

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Jan 17, 2007

Wait... this is beginning to have merit...

JDCrayne · Jan 17, 2007

We'd have to fix it up so that the needle in the syringe goes in-and-out, in-and-out, in-and-out...

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Jan 17, 2007

Wouldn't we need to make his tail go up-and-down, up-and-down, up-and-down...?

Rolling Thunder · Jan 17, 2007

His eyes already light up, so that's one thing out of the way.

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Jan 17, 2007

And he needs a squeaky thingy we can squeeze to make funny noises come out hi...

Well. Maybe not.

JDCrayne · Jan 17, 2007

I think we're talking major electronic refitting here. Maybe we could raid the "Be Fahim" thread and get a tekky to work on it. Do you think we should get some of those pretty Egyptian canopic jars to put the original Haggis innards in? You know, the heart, lungs -- that sort of messy stuff.

Bmwhtly · Jan 18, 2007

JDCrayne said:
Do you think we should get some of those pretty Egyptian canopic jars to put the original Haggis innards in? You know, the heart, lungs.

Y'know, that's not too far away from the igredients of Haggis (The Food, not the dog), once you've got him stuffed, you could turn whats left of Haggis into Haggis.
Tastygood.

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Jan 18, 2007

Er... let's not and say we did, okay? Or y'all could just slip them ol' innards over to Scotland and let them have 'em.

Unique · Jan 18, 2007

is the opposite of 'innards' 'outards'?

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Jan 18, 2007

I believe it is, by golly.

Rolling Thunder · Jan 18, 2007

What if we just, ya know, have him turned inside out? Would the innards still be outards, or would they just be 'grossards'?

Bmwhtly · Jan 18, 2007

*Walks in carrying a suitcase which, if you were to listen closely, emits a faint beeping*
How we doing?
*puts case down in the middle of the thread*
Would you all mind stepping outside so I can kill this thread once and for all?

K1P1 · Jan 18, 2007

Throws herself (very carefully, since she's no dummy) on top of the beeping suitcase.

"Take my life," she cries, "But spare the life of the thread!"

Haggis · Jan 18, 2007

Sheesh. A guy has a little computer trouble at home, can't get here to defend himself, and you people turn him into a stuffed pull toy. It's not right, I tell you. It's just not right.

K1P1 · Jan 18, 2007

he he he - and I missed it too - my ISP was down.

Rolling Thunder · Jan 18, 2007

Bmwhtly said:
*Walks in carrying a suitcase which, if you were to listen closely, emits a faint beeping*
How we doing?
*puts case down in the middle of the thread*
Would you all mind stepping outside so I can kill this thread once and for all?

Oh, look. Someone forgot their suitcase. Better take it to the lost and found so the owner can reclaim it.

Does anyone know where Mac's office is? No? How about the 'non-existing' mod conference room that was mentioned to me in a PM recently?

No?

Hmmmm.....Guess I'll drop it off in HOL then. Someone will look after it.

**walks off with case**

Rolling Thunder · Jan 18, 2007

Oh, look. Haggis is here! Mind taking this suitcase over to HOL, buddy?

Thanks.

Bmwhtly · Jan 18, 2007

Curses! Foiled again.

K1P1 · Jan 18, 2007

Rllgthunder said:
Oh, look. Haggis is here! Mind taking this suitcase over to HOL, buddy?

Thanks.

Be sure you drop it IN the hot tub.

Haggis · Jan 18, 2007

Rllgthunder said:
Oh, look. Haggis is here! Mind taking this suitcase over to HOL, buddy?

Thanks.

No problem. I'm headed over that way anyhow.

*sets suitcase under Bmwhtly's chair*

Rolling Thunder · Jan 18, 2007

Bmwhtly said:
Curses! Foiled again.

Down the road in Hershey, Pa., they say 'Kisses, foiled again!'

Downright annoying, really.......

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