Mark Wahlberg "Shooter" (Rolls Eyes)

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Who is Steve Carell ? Are they going to ruin yet another old classic?

Now they're bringing the Green Lantern back, too.
 

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Uh, I don't think a man wielding an eleven-inch, albeit prosthetic, penis can ever be called a pansy.

I'm just sayin'. Bigger'n my prosthetic cap'n, that's for sure.
 

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Wahlberg is very good in the Departed. He was also very good in Invincible. Haven't seen the Shooter yet so I can't tell. But judging from the preview, it seems like a rather lame Hollywood thriller.
 

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Steve Carell is that awful guy from The 40-Year-Old Virgin. Yes, they are going to ruin another old classic.

Steve Carrell is quite a good actor. He gets great reviews for his role in "The Office," and he was terrific in "Little Miss Sunshine." Hollywood is determined to make the movie, and I'd rather have SC playing Maxwell than...say, Adam Sandler.

But Anne Hathaway as 99? Blah.

Why can't actors just entertain and then stfu?

I'm sure some people think the same thing about authors. "Why can't authors just write their novels and then stfu." ;)

:e2fight: I didn't see that remake of Walking Tall. The original was just way too good to be toyed with. (Yay Joe Don Baker!)

It's been remade twice, actually. I was shocked to find another remake on the shelves at Blockbuster, direct to DVD release last year. Starring Kevin "Hercules" Sorbo. :crazy:
 

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I don't think anyone is short enough that Brad could stab standing flat footed.

?? According to IMDB, he's 5' 11". Not exactly Vince Vaughn, but not Tom Cruise, either. I always thought the killing stroke move he did in Troy was based on some artwork of the past (on a vase or something). Maybe not, though, because I can't find anything online.
 

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Brad Pitt was completely miscast in Troy. Eric Bana, however, was fantastic.

I still hate that movie. What a waste of time, especially with that weakling Orlando Bloom.
 
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Pft. None of you could ever be homosexuals.

There's just something about Brad Pitt and Orlando Bloom dueling around in Roman armor that just... that just....

God, I'll be back in 2.5 minutes.
 

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?? According to IMDB, he's 5' 11". Not exactly Vince Vaughn, but not Tom Cruise, either. I always thought the killing stroke move he did in Troy was based on some artwork of the past (on a vase or something). Maybe not, though, because I can't find anything online.

I didn't mean he was short like most of the others, but he is teeny tiny. This thread is confirming what I already suspected but was hoping wasn't true.

More and more Americans like a man that looks and acts like a woman. Effeminate and yet in possession of male genitals. I'm sorry, but it is just weird to me. I'll check out The Departed. Maybe then I will convert. Perhaps start wearing ribbons in my hair. :e2cloud9:
 

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You know who can never be an action hero? Ben Stiller. He's like 5'4" and really tiny in person. I saw him in West Hollywood once -- I am not a big guy, but he's smaller than I am. Freaky.
 
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Maybe it's always been this way and I just never realized it. EEEEEEEEK!
 

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Listen, people. I'm trying very hard to interrupt this thread. If you'll acknowledge that it's been interrupted in an even slightly amusing manner, I'll be on my merry way.

Sheesh.
 

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Listen, people. I'm trying very hard to interrupt this thread. If you'll acknowledge that it's been interrupted in an even slightly amusing manner, I'll be on my merry way.

Sheesh.

Ok, tell us about the penis.
 

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Steve Carrell is quite a good actor. He gets great reviews for his role in "The Office," and he was terrific in "Little Miss Sunshine." Hollywood is determined to make the movie, and I'd rather have SC playing Maxwell than...say, Adam Sandler.
I can't stand The Office either. And Carrell or Sandler? Those are my only two choices? Don't even bother making the movie then.
 

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Brad Pitt was completely miscast in Troy. Eric Bana, however, was fantastic.

I still hate that movie. What a waste of time, especially with that weakling Orlando Bloom.

I have to disagree with Ray, I like the movie and thought Brad Pitt was ok (not great mind you but ok). I think they cast Orlando Bloom very well, as a bit part character who was a weekling cry baby and who wouldnt take away from the on-screen presense of anyone else in the movie. And then they went and made him the big lead in Kingdom of Heaven :Shrug: .
 

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TROY is among my top 10 films (mostly because of Brad Pitt's outstanding performance) and is likely to stay there into the foreseeable future. Sure, some parts of it could have been done better, I'm not claiming it's perfect. But it's a damn watchable film.

I could understand if people chucked tomatoes at TRISTAN + ISOLDE which failed on all levels, but not TROY.

KINGDOM OF HEAVEN -- eh, not bad, some good performances, and everybody tried their best, that's all I ask.

-Derek
 

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TROY is among my top 10 films (mostly because of Brad Pitt's outstanding performance)

Do you think he is a good actor or do you just wish Tiger Beat magazine would run a "Win a Dream Date with Brad!" contest and you were the winner?

I'm being silly but I really would like to understand it.
 

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Do you think he is a good actor or do you just wish Tiger Beat magazine would run a "Win a Dream Date with Brad!" contest and you were the winner?

I'm being silly but I really would like to understand it.
Not silly at all. :D I think he's a good+ actor, one of the best of the current generation.

We'll just have to agree to disagree.
Agreed, tho' I'll never understand why.

-Derek
 
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He's good in contemporary role.. okay, maybe even semi-contemporary roles (such as River Runs Through it) but he is totally out of place in period piece. Pitt is a contemporary actor -- he's impressive in Babel, for example. Put him in a period costume and he just doesn't fit. I don't disagree that he's a good actor, but there's just something he can't do.