The Hell-o-Kitties Diary

Soccer Mom · Jun 20, 2007

Dear Diary,

I haven't seen Haggis in hours. I'm growing concerned. RT was giggling evilly and dragging a sack of quick lime.

san_remo_ave · Jun 20, 2007

Dear Diary,

My husband's complaining that RT hasn't returned the shovel and chainsaw. And OFGs posting recipes for how to cook Haggis.

I'm worried. May have to ask Soccer Mom to sniff out the mystery....

Haggis · Jun 20, 2007

Hey, everybody. Lookit the pretty butterflies.

TrainofThought · Jun 20, 2007

Dear Diary,

I lost my eyesight from a sparkly Hello Kitty. Will I ever see again so I can shoot it with a hypodermic needle?

Your Paypal, ToT

Soccer Mom · Jun 20, 2007

Haggis! I feel so much better.

I'd could just hug you.....if you weren't so pink and sparkly and catlike.

Haggis · Jun 20, 2007

TrainofThought said:
Dear Diary,

I lost my eyesight from a sparkly Hello Kitty. Will I ever see again so I can shoot it with a hypodermic needle?

Your Paypal, ToT

Shoot at your own risk.

Soccer Mom said:
Haggis! I feel so much better.

I'd could just hug you.....if you weren't so pink and sparkly and catlike.

*sigh* Yeah. I know. *mutters* The things I do for AW...

:gone:

Rolling Thunder · Jun 20, 2007

Soccermom said:
Haggis! I feel so much better.

I'd could just hug you.....if you weren't so pink and sparkly and catlike.

Squeeze him just right and you'll get a prize.

A wet, slimy, disgusting prize.

Haggis · Jun 20, 2007

Rllgthunder said:
Squeeze him just right and you'll get a prize.

A wet, slimy, disgusting prize.

Speaking of wet, slimy and disgusting, how you doin', RT?

And why do you have Huggis stuck to your pitchfork?

robeiae · Jun 20, 2007

Rllgthunder said:
A wet, slimy, disgusting prize.

No need to bring dclary into this, buddy.

Huggis · Jun 20, 2007

Haggis said:
Speaking of wet, slimy and disgusting, how you doin', RT?

And why do you have Huggis stuck to your pitchfork?

Har!
Now I be knowin' why mum always be a callin' ya the purdy one! :ROFL:

Wait till the rest of the litter (Hickus, Hangus, Hurlus, and Bob) get a load a this.

Haggis · Jun 20, 2007

Huggis said:
Har!
Now I be knowin' why mum always be a callin' ya the purdy one! Wait till the rest of the litter (Hickus, Hangus, Hurlus, and Bob) get a load a this.

Speaking of wet, slimy and disgusting...

TrainofThought · Jun 20, 2007

Haggis said:
Speaking of wet, slimy and disgusting...

where are Rllgthunder’s underwear?

Haggis · Jun 20, 2007

TrainofThought said:
where are Rllgthunder’s underwear?

I'm pretty sure he left his panties in Spooky's

I wanna get drunk and ravish women thread.

Rolling Thunder · Jun 20, 2007

TrainofThought said:
where are Rllgthunder’s underwear?

Pssst....check on top of your head, Tot.

Rolling Thunder · Jun 20, 2007

Haggis said:
I'm pretty sure he left his panties in Spooky's

I wanna get drunk and ravish women thread.

Nice trashcan gif there, Haggis. Taking lessons from Rob?

Haggis · Jun 20, 2007

Rllgthunder said:
Nice trashcan gif there, Haggis. Taking lessons from Rob?

I was hoping you'd take a hint and move in.

robeiae · Jun 20, 2007

Rllgthunder said:
Nice trashcan gif there, Haggis. Taking lessons from Rob?

Right. U R Next. I'll fill your ~~bagpipes~~ litter box with Wheatena!

Haggis · Jun 20, 2007

robeiae said:
Right. U R Next. I'll fill your ~~bagpipes~~ litter box with Wheatena!

I have a better idea. Here. Take this turkey baster.

robeiae · Jun 20, 2007

Haggis said:
I have a better idea. Here. Take this turkey baster.

Are you planning a donner party?

Haggis · Jun 20, 2007

robeiae said:
Are you planning a donner party?

I never plan. I'm more of a spur-of-the-moment kitty.

*passes Rob the Astroglide*

Rolling Thunder · Jun 20, 2007

Haggis said:
I never plan. I'm more of a spur-of-the-moment kitty.

*passes Rob the Astroglide*

*smirk*

Is Astroglide the kitty equivalent of KY jelly?

Haggis · Jun 20, 2007

Rllgthunder said:
*smirk*

Is Astroglide the kitty equivalent of KY jelly?

Maybe. Why don't you bend over and Google it?

Rolling Thunder · Jun 20, 2007

Maybe later. I'm busy looking at kitty porn.

Rolling Thunder · Jun 20, 2007

Dear Diary,

Haggis tried to Google me. I don't know if I should feel flattered or afraid.

robeiae · Jun 20, 2007

Considering your avatar's penchant for buggery, I'm not sure what you're complaining about...

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