ZaZ
Banned
- Joined
- Feb 12, 2005
- Messages
- 288
- Reaction score
- 193
- Age
- 55
- Location
- Busted by the Pigs
- Website
- thebobshow.buzznet.com
Off topic wait, on topic
You're sittin' there. I can feel it.
"Where is that rascal Zaz?"
I'm outside raking the rock garden, bustin' out the chainsaw, powerwashin' the house, chattin' up the mailman and scaring passing neighborhood walkers and their children.
"JeeZis Mary, did you see that hairy guy with the huge rake?"
So I sat in the Minnesota sun, sippin' on a bitter pill - Grapefruit Juice, Brandy, shot of Mello Yello for fun - listening to double shot Wednesdays on the only non-Triad/ClearChannel monster radio station. I stopped, made another drink.
Grabbed the bag of weed and feed and fertilized the front yard. Took a leak in the back. Pounded the miracle gro tree and shrub fertilizer stakes, piled the leaves and limbs and proceeded to light the mutha up.
Puff. Puff. "Holy Moly I feel better." To the lawn chairs!
*Dial tone*
*Ring*
"Drinking Buddy! Six packs, stat!"
Well, he's on his way. I better get going.
Happy trolling! Hope you catch something.
Inappropriate, enticing, borderline pleasurable but clearly disturbing hugs,
ZaZ
You're sittin' there. I can feel it.
"Where is that rascal Zaz?"
I'm outside raking the rock garden, bustin' out the chainsaw, powerwashin' the house, chattin' up the mailman and scaring passing neighborhood walkers and their children.
"JeeZis Mary, did you see that hairy guy with the huge rake?"
So I sat in the Minnesota sun, sippin' on a bitter pill - Grapefruit Juice, Brandy, shot of Mello Yello for fun - listening to double shot Wednesdays on the only non-Triad/ClearChannel monster radio station. I stopped, made another drink.
Grabbed the bag of weed and feed and fertilized the front yard. Took a leak in the back. Pounded the miracle gro tree and shrub fertilizer stakes, piled the leaves and limbs and proceeded to light the mutha up.
Puff. Puff. "Holy Moly I feel better." To the lawn chairs!
*Dial tone*
*Ring*
"Drinking Buddy! Six packs, stat!"
Well, he's on his way. I better get going.
Happy trolling! Hope you catch something.
Inappropriate, enticing, borderline pleasurable but clearly disturbing hugs,
ZaZ