The "I'm sorry" thread

pookah · Nov 3, 2007

... I needed to steal your car and now you'll never know.

I'm sorry I sneezed all over you but............

OctoberRain · Nov 4, 2007

it's the only thing I could think of to get you to wash your face.

I'm sorry I tagged along on your blind date last night...

Joycecwilliams · Nov 4, 2007

but at least you weren't left alone with that dog.

I'm sorry that I slimmed your kitchen with Crisco, but................

choppersmom · Nov 4, 2007

...the sheen sure is purdy, ain't it?

I'm sorry I spilled motor oil all over your favorite ball gown, but...

Joycecwilliams · Nov 4, 2007

you look better in black.

I'm sorry I forged your signature on your paycheck, but............

choppersmom · Nov 4, 2007

...you didn't really earn that money anyway.

I'm sorry I ate half of your lunch without telling you, but...

Joycecwilliams · Nov 4, 2007

Weight Watchers said it was 4 points and I know you are only allowed 2 points.

I am sorry that my dog peed on your leg, but....

choppersmom · Nov 4, 2007

...it smells better than it did before.

I'm sorry my cat threw up on your silk blouse, but...

Joycecwilliams · Nov 4, 2007

it hides that coffee stain you had.

I'm sorry I dropped my cigarette in your couch cushion and now everything smells, but...

OctoberRain · Nov 4, 2007

when you search for loose change you'll think of me.

I'm sorry I ate that piece of your wedding cake you've been saving in your freezer since you got married...

choppersmom · Nov 4, 2007

...but I thought it wouldn't matter, since you're going to divorce the bastard just as soon as you find out about him and his auto mechanic...OOPS!!!

I'm sorry I just spilled the beans about your husband and the auto mechanic, but...

OctoberRain · Nov 5, 2007

I thought you deserved to know, since the auto mechanic is your ex-boyfriend.

I'm sorry I took you out to dinner but then forgot my wallet...

John Paton · Nov 6, 2007

but at least I managed to squeeze through the toilet window before the Police arrived.

Sorry the Police arrested you last night but

choppersmom · Nov 6, 2007

...the dinner was good, at least.

I'm sorry I got Cheez Doodle dust all over your laptop, but...

Joycecwilliams · Nov 8, 2007

if you had a mouse he could eat it.

I'm sorry I made you wait outside in the thunderstorm, while I had a latte but......

Woof · Nov 8, 2007

...but I made a bet with the barista that lightning would strike you before I finished my latte.

I'm sorry that pushed your hand into the food processor, but...

Joycecwilliams · Nov 8, 2007

it did add just the right color.

I'm sorry that I threw your favorite sweater in the bag to go to goodwill but.....

choppersmom · Nov 8, 2007

...at least you can buy it back for a fraction of its original price!

I'm sorry I bent all of your CD's in half, but...

Nymtoc · Nov 8, 2007

I wanted to see if they would snap back to their original shapes. (They didn't.)

:roll:

I'm sorry I hid that gun in your briefcase before you went through the metal detector at the airport, but...

Joycecwilliams · Nov 8, 2007

at least we know our tax dollars are hard at work.

I'm sorry I stole your story idea, but..............

choppersmom · Nov 8, 2007

...mine all sucked. A writer's gotta eat, yanno?

I'm sorry there were worms in your apple pie, but...

John Paton · Nov 8, 2007

at least they didn't each much.

I'm sorry Jack Bauer has only made 7 episodes of 24 but

Joycecwilliams · Nov 9, 2007

his cousin Eddie Bauer is still designing clothes.

I'm sorry I left the wax on your car in the hot sun....

choppersmom · Nov 9, 2007

...but the crackled look is in this season!

I'm sorry I borrowed your Sphinct-O-Tweeze and left the hairs all over the bathroom...

(Note: See "Name That Product" for more info on the revolutionary new Sphinct-O-Tweeze.)

auntybug · Nov 10, 2007

...but you really shouldn't notice them amoung the cat hair anyway.

I'm sorry I haven't returned your dirty dancing DVD yet but...

The "I'm sorry" thread

pookah

I triple dog dare you.

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I triple dog dare you.

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I triple dog dare you.

carn the mighty hawks !!

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