Haggis Must Die Discussion Thread

I have 1 comment/1 question.

Comment: It seems a hell of a lot of people want to kill Haggis. There are a lot of entries!

Question: Do we really get to kill the mutt?

Haggis said:

Sadly, Kevin, you missed the deadline.

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I'm sorry. I don't think you quite understood the question. I mean kill you dead, not write about killing you dead. Silly dog.

Resurrecting him will be the new trend. All the cool kids will wanna try it.

Haggis said:

Give it your best shot, but I should warn you, I've already alerted Homeland Security.

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You people step on the Canadians EVERY chance you get!


I'm going to enjoy reading and voting! Great job guys.

I didn't get to kill him, but if there's going to be a zombie Haggis, I'll have to get in on that.

We could make a movie outta that, non-union of course We could call it Attack of the Haggis Slinging Slasher! Ane then when we're done with that, we could make him our own zombified barista, as long as piece don't start falling off in the mochas. That's bad for business.

Pike

How exactly will we tell red glowing eyes, teeth gnashing, zombie Haggis from average, everyday Haggis?

Meerkat said:

How exactly will we tell red glowing eyes, teeth gnashing, zombie Haggis from average, everyday Haggis?

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Zombie Haggis smells better.

Haggis said:

Sorry folks. We messed up and left one off.

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you could get your arse kicked for that.

wait, you're already dead. pretty good excuse, too.

I've been reading...and I have to say that not every avenue leading to death has been explored.

For example...not one person killed Haggis by pouring hot Indian Curry mixed with active, molten uranium into Haggis' ear.

Therefore, although all of these deaths are amusing, I must respectfully request that Haggis be exhumed, re-animated, and killed again...at this very time next year.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

-Jay.
(the pretty one)

Death by Zamboni was omitted as well. That would be hard to contrive, because Chihuahuas seldom skate.

C.bronco said:

Death by Zamboni was omitted as well. That would be hard to contrive, because Chihuahuas seldom skate.

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Yes, that is very and disturbingly true!

However, I did see death by extreme old age, so it wasn't a total wipeout.

Haggis said:

I do so love all this talk of death.

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***shoves the little dog back into the plastic bag. Ties off end. Whacks it a few times with the ACME BAG WHACKER and hands bag to RT.***


DUUUUUUUUDE.... I thought YOU were supposed to take it out?

Listen, if I had Haggis to do, I think I'd have him help his 1,349 lb neighbor out of bed, and have her die of a heartattck on top of him, then let him die of 'starv-axphiation' under the decomposing body. Or Better yet, let him live, and after he decides to eat his way out, drown in the pooled body fluids.

That would be...like....fun.

So don't anybody go stealing this idea for next year!

It's all icky. I don't wanna touch it.

Haggis said:

Next year, we're going after comedy mods.

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Of course you will. It is logical. I became a mod first, and because Mac has a right profane sense of humor...

...you came after.


However...all kidding aside...

that is some right nice writing been turned up by your death. It is going to be hard to decide which is best.

And further complicated by the fact that I can't tell who wrote what!
Terrific contest, utterly morbid results.

Kudos to RT and Haggis!!!!

( big concrete kudos...dropped from 10,000 feet....)