Limericks Live!

HeronW · Mar 12, 2008

A governor from old New York
Got busted for being a dork
he tipped the wrong tart,
and now he must part,
and stifle his lust with a cork.

A flippant young man from Melbourne

talkwrite · Mar 12, 2008

A flippant young man from Melbourne
Danced while playing the French horn

Autodidact · Mar 12, 2008

A flippant young man from Melbourne
Danced while playing the French horn,
with movements eclectic,

otterman · Mar 12, 2008

A flippant young man from Melbourne
Danced while playing the French horn,
With movements eclectic,
He found it too hectic,

HeronW · Mar 12, 2008

A flippant young man from Melbourne
Danced while playing the French horn,
With movements eclectic,
He found it too hectic,
and on him the critics heaped scorn.

A fey maiden from Kalamazoo

otterman · Mar 12, 2008

A fey maiden from Kalamazoo,
Stepped in a pile of poo, (now that's poetic!)

kimmeunier · Mar 12, 2008

A fey maiden from Kalamazoo,
Stepped in a pile of poo
As she wiped it away

Sir_Nigel · Mar 13, 2008

A fey maiden from Kalamazoo,
Stepped in a pile of poo
As she wiped it away
she heard a voice say

Woof · Mar 13, 2008

A fey maiden from Kalamazoo,
Stepped in a pile of poo
As she wiped it away
she heard a voice say
Do you want to play my kazoo?

There once was a brain in a jar

talkwrite · Mar 13, 2008

There once was a brain in a jar
That thought of driving a car

Kurlumbenus · Mar 13, 2008

There once was a brain in a jar
That thought of driving a car
While lacking in hands,

otterman · Mar 13, 2008

There once was a brain in a jar
That thought of driving a car
While lacking in hands,
It still understands,

donroc · Mar 13, 2008

There once was a brain in a jar
That thought of driving a car
While lacking in hands,
It still understands,
Teleportation will take one far.

Osama escaped escaped wearing a burkha

Autodidact · Mar 13, 2008

Osama escaped escaped wearing a burkha,
accompanied by none but his gurkha,

donroc · Mar 13, 2008

Osama escaped escaped wearing a burkha,
accompanied by none but his gurkha,
They fled to Tashkent

Autodidact · Mar 13, 2008

Osama escaped escaped wearing a burkha,
accompanied by none but his gurkha,
They fled to Tashkent,
skipped out on the rent,

donroc · Mar 13, 2008

Osama escaped escaped wearing a burkha,
accompanied by none but his gurkha,
They fled to Tashkent,
skipped out on the rent,
And watched a silent movie starring Blanche Yurka.

An astronaut had diarrhea

otterman · Mar 13, 2008

An astronaut had diarrhea,
While flying over North Korea,

oneblindmouse · Mar 13, 2008

An astronaut had diarrhea,
While flying over North Korea,
So, losing his load

otterman · Mar 13, 2008

An astronaut had diarrhea,
While flying over North Korea,
So, losing his load,
And about to explode,

Autodidact · Mar 13, 2008

An astronaut had diarrhea,
While flying over North Korea,
So, losing his load,
And about to explode,
He gaily called out, "Good to see ya!"

It's depressing, reading the news,

Unique · Mar 13, 2008

It's depressing, reading the news,
especially wearing tight shoes

otterman · Mar 13, 2008

(Where did you come from, Unique?)

It's depressing, reading the news,
War and politics drives me to booze,

Autodidact · Mar 13, 2008

It's depressing, reading the news,
especially wearing tight shoes,
If I loosen my laces,

donroc · Mar 13, 2008

It's depressing, reading the news,
especially wearing tight shoes,
If I loosen my laces,
And walk twenty paces,

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