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Ren · Jul 29, 2008

Bills were piling up on the coffee table again, in fact Mary had no utilities.

Woof · Jul 30, 2008

Utilities were all included in the rent, though there was a surcharge for use of the windows, floor and roof.

creamofmushroom · Jul 30, 2008

"Roof technicians have a very dangerous job," said the project manager as he haggled for a pay raise.

Woof · Jul 30, 2008

"Raise the roof all you want," bellowed the boss, "but you 'aint getting one more red cent!"

shakeysix · Jul 30, 2008

red cent is red green's poor relation.

Woof · Jul 30, 2008

Relation, though poor, unwashed, and destitute could not, in all conscience be turned away, because she was, after all, his mother, so he decided finally to welcome her into his heart and into his home and allow her to sleep in the dog's quarters.

Nymtoc · Jul 30, 2008

Quarters in the slot will bring you all kinds of surprises!

:e2bear:

shakeysix · Jul 30, 2008

Surprises are pleasant, a rattlesnake in your mailbox is just plain jarring.

Woof · Jul 30, 2008

Jarring them snakes in brine was no easy chore for Edna, but it'd all be worth it in a coupla' months when she could sit down to a nice plate of pickled rattlers.

Nymtoc · Jul 30, 2008

Rattlers were tresses for Medusa.

:e2teeth:

Woof · Jul 30, 2008

Medusa had just returned from the beauty salon, and hearing Perseus's cheap shot about her hair, cast his a stony glance.

shakeysix · Jul 30, 2008

Stony glances were deflected by perseus' shiny shiny shield so he flitted off on his winged sandals.

Nymtoc · Jul 30, 2008

Sandals for my darling Clementine were herring boxes.

:Huh:

shakeysix · Jul 30, 2008

Herring boxes without the topses--and her shoes were number nine!

(sometimes i scare myself!)

DeleyanLee · Jul 30, 2008

Nine little toes had my darling Clementine--and I always blamed them demmed herrings.

Nymtoc · Jul 30, 2008

"Herrings! Will you please stop calling me Herrings! My name is Salmons!"

sharla · Jul 30, 2008

Salmons had manella, didn't you know? Oh God, no one told Chi Chi.

Ren · Jul 30, 2008

Chi is the life force that runs through everything in the world. Chi is what gives Suzy Q. the power to be more than the boring girl she really is.

shakeysix · Jul 30, 2008

Is susie q. boring or self absorbed?

Ren · Jul 30, 2008

"Self-absorbed" was an understatement when it came to John, in the months before I left him there were times I wasn't sure he new I hadn't already.

Woof · Jul 31, 2008

Already three months old and the little nipper had already learned how to swear in baby language.

Nymtoc · Jul 31, 2008

"Language is what separates us from the beasts," said the walrus.

Woof · Jul 31, 2008

Walrus J. Hawthorne was awarded the prestigious Golden Tusk for literary achievement.

Tink · Jul 31, 2008

Achievement is what all writers strive for rather its finishing a novel or starting a new one.

Woof · Jul 31, 2008

One for all,
And all for one
But
I'm scared
Of swords
So
I gotta' run.

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