Royalty for a Week

from the latest issue of Medieval Times



She-wulf, Poobah of Pillagery, received her order of new weaponry from MiseryIsUs last week. She reports that all implements arrived in good condition and properly dull to inflict maximum suffering. She highly recommends MiseryIsUs for all your pillaging needs.







King cray and Queen nerds' summer vacation castle has finally been completed. They are glad to report that the minion death toll during construction was kept under 2,000 (it was 1,999).






These were found on the byway approaching the Summer Castle. They are thought to belong to QuickJester. Kindly come claim them at the Times offices because they really stink.






Queen nerds pardoned KTC today for his former hideous avatar.

Roses are red
Violets are blue.
Queen nerd's is the best
Yep, that's true!

Happy day Queen nerds and to all the subjects a happy dayeth as well.

cray said:

also, we need to randomly torture more people.

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Not to worry. Tomorrow is Friday...

*runs in holding chef hat on head*

Sorry - huff- I am -puff- Late! I am at work - - eth.

Rolling Thunder said:

Not to worry. Tomorrow is Friday...

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THey HAVE UNTIL MONDAY.

sassandgroove said:

*runs in holding chef hat on head*

Sorry - huff- I am -puff- Late! I am at work - - eth.

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Frolicking in the garden maze again perchanceth eth eth ?????

*folds arms, tappeths foot*

Just WAIT till cray gets home.

wait. *puts twopence and twopence together* . . .

Queen Nerds is right, MiseryIsUs is a reliable vendor for your pillaging implement needs.

You didn't bring breakfast for the rest of us, Sass...



Off to pillage...what will it be this time? Avatars?

Respectfully submitted...Wul f

Of course I did. It is laid out in the Royal Dining room as always. Time to make lunch.

Nerds! I am shocked you would accuse me of such a thing. I have my own Prince thank you.

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I just have to add that SheWulf's post is awesome.

Rolling Thunder said:

Not to worry. Tomorrow is Friday...

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sassandgroove said:

THey HAVE UNTIL MONDAY.

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you're good and loyal and good, mi'lady groove. and you're loyal too. except for when you're suggesting that batteries are good projectiles.


anyway, what sort of scoudrel is this that keeps threatening the king?

gah! fine. someone summon vlad the impaler. NOW.
have him give this rolling thunder scalawag a hickie.

sassandgroove said:

Nerds! I am shocked you would accuse me of such a thing.

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Heh. It's lonely at The Top. Castle Intrigue Paranoia and Betrayal is part of the job description. See subparagraph footnote number XXVIIVXIIIIIXXXVCX page number C.

Just look at Rolling Thunder. Once a trusted rolling minion, Thunder-at-Large is now preparing for Friday overthrow because he CLAIMS he never got the paperwork that it's MONDAY Monday can't trust that day.

Well perhaps if you permitted your repressed sheep who grovel beneath you to learn how to READ, RT wouldn't have that problem.

*rolls eyes*

Can't trust a monarch to do anything right these days.

*goes back to reading Emma Goldman's biography*

thunder needs to be put on the beheading list too.
either that or the head crusher. or the chair. or possible the rack. iron madian would be nice too. foot roasting, knee spliter, garrotte, …….geez, i can’t decide! they’re all so nice.

well, maybe for now we can just put him down for a avatar reassignment surgery.

we’ll need some help though,…..
???

She_wulf said:

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Identity theftth eth is a very serious crime.

eth

quickWit said:

Identity theftth eth is a very serious crime.

eth

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pillager...from pillage:

Main Entry:1pil·lage Pronunciation: \ˈpi-lij\ Function:noun Etymology:Middle English pilage, from Anglo-French, from piler to rob, plunderDate:14th century 1 : the act of looting or plundering especially in war 2 : something taken as booty

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She_wulf
pillager of the week

pillager = dowager with drugs.

er- Ferret! Sir Ferret! there is a bunny in my kitchen, would you be so kind to REMOVE her?

Yep. Where in the hell is my dinner? WTF are my TAX dollars going for anyway? Who's in charge around here?????

Oh, by the way...I can take the ferret. Don't make me change into my real BUNNY persona...

sassandgroove said:

er- Ferret! Sir Ferret! there is a bunny in my kitchen, would you be so kind to REMOVE her?

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*removes head from Royal Cookie Jar*

Pardon me? HER? I mean, I do have rather child-bearing hips, but come on!

*spots mscelina, checks breath*

Well hello there. What's a varmint like you doing in a place like this?

Dinner for everyone but the BUNNY.


Food for MsCelina

mscelina said:

Yep. Where in the hell is my dinner? WTF are my TAX dollars going for anyway? Who's in charge around here?????

Oh, by the way...I can take the ferret. Don't make me change into my real BUNNY persona...

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Mscelina, I'll have you for dinner.

Oh -Even BEtter.

She_wulf said:

Mscelina, I'll have you for dinner.

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sassandgroove said:

Oh -Even BEtter.

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Oh well. You can't say I didn't try to WARN you...

did somebody say something about a palace insurrection?--s6

Always.

mscelina said:

Oh well. You can't say I didn't try to WARN you...

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