Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster (archive)

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Tomothecat told couch she is a nymphomanic - hoping the old geezer would buy the farm
 

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ron is going to show up on NBC Primetime hidden camera one of these days . . .
 

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Alleycat nails tadpoles to a giant wheel in her backyard, and wakes the neighbors up by spinning the wheel and shrieking "Tadpoles! Today it's tadpoles!!"
 

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tomothecat is going to invite me over for a girls' sleepover . . .

(Not knowing I'm actually a guy.)

And Susie is going to write a Dr. Suess book with that tree in her avatar as inspiration. The darn thing already looks like it has shoes.
 

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Susie and alleycat saw mommy kissing sandy paws (santa clause).
 

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tomothecat used to write jokes for Bela Lugosi
 

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Flyingtart enjoys dressing like Santa and chasing children while wielding spinning nunchucks at the mall.
 

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Donkey sells seashells to the homeless, and the homeless throw them at ducks. The sound of stricken ducks turns Donkey on in ways that are not appropriate for persons under 18.
 

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Tomothecat has holes in her he.... uh...outrageous lie....okay...uh...her hose! Yeah, that's it....her hose! And her hair! Eh heh heh. :D
 

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Donkey used to be a pretty pony before he started drinking caffeinated beverages.
 

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Ron makes couch cushion forts to peep on people in the park.
 

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jvc not only goes outside and shouts "banana" . . . he sings The Banana Song.

Jack, Jack, bo-back,
Banana-fana fo-fack
Fee-fi-mo-mack
Jack!
 

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Alleycat has a hundred kitty-cats trapped in a shed in his backgarden and a fresh batch of extra small clothes on the way to dress them in for his photos
 
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