Side effects, while rare, may include:

Deccydiva · Oct 2, 2008

May cause outbreaks of sensible conversations if mixed with large quantities of alcohol and inhibit projectile vomiting.

Pagey's_Girl · Oct 2, 2008

Warning: Side effects may include believing that you're a bus.

Hummingbird · Oct 2, 2008

May cause swelling of the lips so bad that people will wonder if you were a plastic surgeon's experiment.

Nymtoc · Oct 3, 2008

Side effects may cause you to want to play parcheesi with every member of the opposite sex you meet.
:ROFL:

Pagey's_Girl · Oct 3, 2008

Warning: May cause you to morph into Jocelyn Wilderstein.

Deccydiva · Oct 3, 2008

Do not take this medication if you drive machinery, drink alcohol, have a history of heart disease, diabetes or a yearning to live more than one more day.

Hummingbird · Oct 4, 2008

Do not take while driving, drawing, writing, or breathing. Side effects may include spontaneous urges to play bumper cars, drawings of happy smiley-faced flowers, too many plot holes to count, and the lungs filling with grape jelly.

Pagey's_Girl · Oct 6, 2008

Side effects may include breaking out in a rash shaped like a map of Pakistan.

johnnycannuk · Nov 26, 2008

Side effects may include watery eyes, defecating from the ears, singing in French and an uncontrolled urge to vote for and donate to the Republican Party. If symptoms persist, bathe for 20 minutes in hot water and Epsom salts while holding a clock radio before seeing a doctor.

Albedo of Zero · Nov 26, 2008

Total shutdown may occur in the midd_

atwistedmind · Nov 26, 2008

Side effects may include: Mitochondrial decomposition and bleeding from you hair.

flyingtart · Nov 27, 2008

Inability to tap-dance.
Ability to tap-dance.
Crush on Fred Astaire.
Aversion to Ginger Rogers.
Bunions.

StephanieFox · Nov 28, 2008

Itchy feet
Itchy buttocks
Knee buckles
Screaming

shakeysix · Nov 28, 2008

may cause painful fusion of one or more digits

HeronW · Nov 28, 2008

...may induce painful torsion, tongue lolling and uninhibited drooling.

StephanieFox · Dec 25, 2008

cattle mutilations
factoid spouting
toe tapping

shakeysix · Dec 25, 2008

symptoms may include an insatiable urge to lick asbestos shingles--s6

StephanieFox · Dec 26, 2008

itchy ears
parmesian sweat
Orphan Anne syndrome

LaceWing · Dec 27, 2008

May cause impatience or amplify the annoying tones of others' voices. If a dose must be taken in the presence of your mother-in-law, prevent head injury by maintaining adequate distance from brick walls.

cahotage · Jan 12, 2009

Making spontaneous motor boat noises in your drink glass at restaurants.

Singing fiddle-dee-dee in line at the market.

Gastroenteritis.

Side effects, while rare, may include:

Deccydiva

Back from the dead

Pagey's_Girl

Still plays with dolls

Hummingbird

Pen, Paper, Prepared. ...Write!

Nymtoc

Benefactor Member

Pagey's_Girl

Still plays with dolls

Deccydiva

Back from the dead

Hummingbird

Pen, Paper, Prepared. ...Write!

Pagey's_Girl

Still plays with dolls

johnnycannuk

No, I'm little people now

Albedo of Zero

That didn't hurt

atwistedmind

flyingtart

I don't have Tourettes, I just like swearing.

StephanieFox

Maybull the Bulldog

shakeysix

blue eyed floozy

HeronW

Down Under Fan

StephanieFox

Maybull the Bulldog

shakeysix

blue eyed floozy

StephanieFox

Maybull the Bulldog

LaceWing

cahotage