Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster (archive)

slcboston · Apr 10, 2009

... only the chocolate frosted kind (where else do you think I get the energy to keep up with the children?

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RG's fangs are plastic

flyingtart · Apr 10, 2009

slcboston is an anagram of nobsucker

slcboston · Apr 10, 2009

FT is anagram impaired, which is only compounded by her aversion to acronyms

Dirtpoor · Apr 10, 2009

slcboston really does dress in a pink bunny suit and chase rabbits: it's not the chocolate eggs he wants from them.

LaurieD · Apr 10, 2009

Dirtpoor is still finding April Fools pranks she pulled on herself

slcboston · Apr 10, 2009

laurie drinks nothing but shirley temples

StephanieFox · Apr 11, 2009

Slcboston is rising in the evening sky, about a hour after sunset.

indiriverflow · Apr 11, 2009

Stephanie Fox left me a red reputation accusing me of heresy and witchcraft.

Dirtpoor · Apr 11, 2009

indiriverflow dam well doesn't care about red reputations regarding witchlike heretical behavior.

flyingtart · Apr 12, 2009

Dirtpoor is in fact very rich.

StephanieFox · Apr 12, 2009

Every Easter, Flyingtart invites the local children over for a haggis hunt.

Kaiser-Kun · Apr 12, 2009

StephanieFox has been trained to fetch and bite by her bulldog. The dog takes her for a walk every two days, and changes her water every month.

LaurieD · Apr 12, 2009

Kaiser-Kun caught the Easter Bunny and buried him feet first in the backyard

SWickham · Apr 13, 2009

LaurieD writes love letters to the man in the moon.

CaseyMcG · Apr 13, 2009

SWickham is a cat and really does have nine lives.

writeronfire · Apr 14, 2009

Casey is really a space alien here to check out AW.

Ms. Jem · Apr 14, 2009

writeronfire is a liar. And her pants are on fire. Really.

SWickham · Apr 14, 2009

Ms. Jem has a severe fear of anything written in red ink.

Ms. Jem · Apr 14, 2009

Tomorrow night, SWick is going to be watching the Vancouver Canucks take their first playoff game of the season!

And if you're not a 'Nucks fan then:

SWick likes to lick the strawberry off Strawberry Fields.

archerjoe · Apr 14, 2009

Ms. Jem is a part-time fact checker for the Weekly World News.

Dirtpoor · Apr 14, 2009

writeronfire needs to stop burning her mss on first rejection: it was funny the first time, now it's just sad.

flyingtart · Apr 15, 2009

Dirtpoor burns his mss before submission to save time.

Kaiser-Kun · Apr 15, 2009

flyingtart was elected "Baby of the Year" in 1895.

SWickham · Apr 15, 2009

Kaiser-Kun was actually supposed to be Kaiser Bun, but for a slip of the fingers on the keys....

Kaiser-Kun · Apr 15, 2009

SWickham is responsible for the accident that left my nickname horribly disfigurated. She threw socks at me while I was registering.

Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster (archive)

Pasture-ized

I don't have Tourettes, I just like swearing.

Pasture-ized

Digging it

aka Skwirrel

Pasture-ized

Maybull the Bulldog

Digging it

I don't have Tourettes, I just like swearing.

Maybull the Bulldog

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aka Skwirrel

Wonders what all the fuss is about

Like my boots?

Love, Lust and Ghosts

Wonders what all the fuss is about

Love, Lust and Ghosts

Digging it

I don't have Tourettes, I just like swearing.

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Wonders what all the fuss is about

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