Last goes first:

bettielee · May 31, 2009

Imagination is far superior to reality; reality has too many preservatives.

Woof · Jun 1, 2009

"Preservatives eaten in sufficient quantities will keep you eternally youthful," read the dubious ad.

Snowstorm · Jun 1, 2009

Ad infinitum is the core of the mayoral candidate's speeches ... or least they seem that way.

Woof · Jun 1, 2009

"Way to properly make body armor," he said, "is to start with a knitting needle and a ball of steel wool."

AliceWrites · Jun 1, 2009

Wool is good for knitting with, but not if you have kittens.

Woof · Jun 1, 2009

Kittens have lost their mittens, so they all purchased designer gloves.

Ms. Jem · Jun 1, 2009

Gloves were taken off, and noses were broken. :box:

Nymtoc · Jun 1, 2009

Broken blossoms littered her path through life's travails.

Woof · Jun 1, 2009

Travails of an Escargot Chef recently won the coveted Coq D'or in Paris.

Komnena · Jun 1, 2009

Paris, Kentucky was Secretariat's retirement home.

Woof · Jun 1, 2009

Home cooking in Paris, Kentucky consists of grits au vin, possum soufflé and Kentucky fried quiche .

Nymtoc · Jun 1, 2009

Quiche should not be served with gravy.

Woof · Jun 1, 2009

Gravy, c'mon baby, I need gravy

Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme

Gravy tonight

On my mash potatoes

:e2dance:

Komnena · Jun 1, 2009

Potatoes should never be the only crop grown in a country.

Nymtoc · Jun 2, 2009

Country girls who go to the big city can get into trouble.

Woof · Jun 2, 2009

"Trouble is my middle name," he said, "and my first name is..uh..Percival," he added meekly.

Nymtoc · Jun 2, 2009

Meekly approaching his monarch, the trembling vassal said, "Your Majesty, may you forgive me for making this request, but I've toiled in the fields for twenty-six years now without a day off, and I've never been sick, and I worked as hard as many of your other serfs, and my loyalty to you and your gracious queen knows no bounds, so is it remotely possible, in Your Majesty's infinite kindness, that perhaps Your Majesty might consider giving me a break next Sunday, so I can take the wife and kids to Walt Disney World?"

:e2crown:

Woof · Jun 2, 2009

"World affairs bore me," she said, "mind you, I'll never forget the continental breakfast that the Ambassador and I shared in bed together."

Nymtoc · Jun 2, 2009

"Together we could rule the world," he said, "if you'll just advance me that fifty thousand, which I promise I'll pay back next week."

oneblindmouse · Jun 2, 2009

Week by week, her WIP grew a word at a time.

Nymtoc · Jun 2, 2009

Time is but an illusion in the mind of the Great Oryx who rules the universe.

:e2bouncey

Woof · Jun 2, 2009

"Universe is a nice place to visit," she said, stifling a yawn, "but I wouldn't want to live there."

Nymtoc · Jun 2, 2009

There Goes My Heart is a 1938 film starring Fredric March and Virginia Bruce that is essentially a knockoff of It Happened One Night.

Woof · Jun 2, 2009

Night owls were frowned upon by day owls, who rose early and ate a sensible high-fiber breakfast before commuting to work.

Jill Leo · Jun 2, 2009

"Work it baby!"

Last goes first:

I'm a sparkly fairy princess!

Outward Hound

Baby plot bunneh sniffs out a clue

Outward Hound

Writing jazz

Outward Hound

Love, Lust and Ghosts

Benefactor Member

Outward Hound

In Honor of Peter Tomich,USS Utah

Outward Hound

Benefactor Member

Outward Hound

In Honor of Peter Tomich,USS Utah

Benefactor Member

Outward Hound

Benefactor Member

Outward Hound

Benefactor Member

The new me

Benefactor Member

Outward Hound

Benefactor Member

Outward Hound