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Nymtoc · Jun 18, 2009

Or when he has a computer chip implanted in his brain?

Woof · Jun 18, 2009

Does that mean he has to boot up his brain every morning?

Nymtoc · Jun 18, 2009

Yes, but what if he has accidentally downloaded a virus?

Woof · Jun 18, 2009

Couldn't he install an antibiotic?

Nymtoc · Jun 18, 2009

Yes, but what if there's a problem with his registry?

Woof · Jun 18, 2009

Then can't he register for a new registry?

Nymtoc · Jun 18, 2009

But what if the registrar is a Trojan?

Woof · Jun 18, 2009

Doesn't your Illiad manual give instructions on how to deal with this intruder?

Komnena · Jun 18, 2009

Who will watch the guardian?

Nymtoc · Jun 18, 2009

The Guardian Insurance Company?

Woof · Jun 18, 2009

Does this outfit offer life insurance on guardian angels?

Nymtoc · Jun 18, 2009

Why would angels need life insurance? Aren't they immortal?

Woof · Jun 18, 2009

You have a point. Ok, how about collision insurance?

Nymtoc · Jun 18, 2009

Okay, collision insurance. But how will they fare under Obama's health insurance plan?

Ms. Jem · Jun 18, 2009

Isn't there a clause in Obama's plan for wings and halos?

Woof · Jun 18, 2009

Aren't wings covered because they can be broken, but halos not insurable because they fall under the category of "non-visible apparatus" ?

Nymtoc · Jun 18, 2009

But if wings and halos are not covered under the government plan, wouldn't they be covered by the angels' employer and handled through the Department of Seraphic Resources?

Woof · Jun 18, 2009

But isn't the Department of Seraphic Resources under the jurisdiction of the Bureau of Cherubic Services?

flyingtart · Jun 18, 2009

Isn't that too complicated?

Woof · Jun 18, 2009

You think it's complicated? Have you spoken to the dozens of angels waiting in line to apply for flying permits?

Nymtoc · Jun 18, 2009

Is it true that a shocking number of angels have not been properly trained in emergencies caused by icing on the wings?

Woof · Jun 18, 2009

What kind of emergencies? Do you mean to say that there are angels who have crash-landed? Why was this not reported in the media? Do you smell a cover up?

vox · Jun 18, 2009

Instead of smelling a cover up, could we cover a smell up?

Woof · Jun 18, 2009

What's a smell up? Is that like a barrel of rotting fish or something?

Nymtoc · Jun 18, 2009

Couldn't it be a pile of trashy manuscripts?

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