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Ms. Jem · Jul 23, 2009

Refreshment of your computer screen doesn't always work. I find a good kick to the top left corner of the monitor does wonders for changing my Dell's disposition.

Woof · Jul 23, 2009

Disposition turned decidedly sour after he drowned in a pool of brine.

Nymtoc · Jul 23, 2009

Brine of Frankenstein was to be a sequel that, because of the projected cost of many tons of salt, was never filmed.

:hat:

Woof · Jul 23, 2009

Filmed footage only showed feet, which was not all that interesting to watch.

Nymtoc · Jul 23, 2009

"Watch your mouth!" said Mrs. Jones to Billy, who replied that he would much rather watch hers.

Komnena · Jul 23, 2009

Hers was the revenge served coldest.

Amarie · Jul 23, 2009

Coldest of all is Reykjavik's Ice Hotel.

Woof · Jul 24, 2009

Hotel clerk was sort of creepy, she noticed as she checked in, and that roving eye of his made her extremely uncomfortable, especially when the eye popped out of its socket and followed her up the stairs.

Nymtoc · Jul 24, 2009

Stairs leading to the tower were forbidden, she knew, yet she couldn't draw back now, and she felt her heart beating wildly as she climbed the circular stairway till she approached the locked door from which, suddenly, an unholy howl, neither human nor animal, echoed through the corridors of Rothbart's dark castle.

Woof · Jul 24, 2009

"Castle needs a complete makeover," said the decorator to the King, "I think I'd like to replace the battlements with a rooftop garden, the moat could use some water lilies, the drawbridge needs to be repainted a nice pastel color and we've got to do something about all these stone walls - they're not showing stone walls this season. What do you think about Japanese screens?"

Nymtoc · Jul 24, 2009

Screens were everywhere in the room, each one showing a different episode of Gilligan's Island, and as the repetitive sounds of "Little Buddy" and Thurston Howell III's inane references to Yale and Harvard drummed in his ears, the prisoner knew that he would soon go mad.

shakeysix · Jul 24, 2009

mad with unrequited lust, nymtoc chased poor ginger through his slightly damp dreams.

Nymtoc · Jul 24, 2009

Dreams used to be a dime a dozen, but today you have to go into hock to afford even one.

Woof · Jul 24, 2009

"Mad about you," he said, "mad about the way you look, mad about the way you talk, mad about the way you think - everything about you drives me mad. What is it, I wonder? Do you think it all started last night when you bit me and possibly gave me rabies?"

Nymtoc · Jul 24, 2009

Rabies may be an annoying condition, but when combined with the new fall trends, fashion arbiters say that a little frothing at the mouth will be considered rather chic.

shakeysix · Jul 24, 2009

chic in western kansas means cowboy boots and short shorts. bermudas and cowboy boots, on the other hand, are a huge fashion no-no. then there is my 60 year old neighbor who mows his yard in cowboy boots and speedo--IIIUUUUU.

Woof · Jul 24, 2009

Chic Young was a French cartoonist who created La Blondie, a comic strip about an elegant couple living on the left bank of Paris with their two children and pet poodle. The couple only wore designer fashions, and the husband had the endearing habit of eating foie gras, truffles and assorted cheeses on very large baguettes.

shakeysix · Jul 24, 2009

baguettes are also diamonds.

Woof · Jul 24, 2009

Diamonds are a girl's best friend and a dog is a man's best friend, so the girl and the man must always be fighting over a dog wearing a diamond-studded collar.

shakeysix · Jul 24, 2009

studded collars are an important teaching aid

Woof · Jul 24, 2009

Aid the poor, comfort the sick, and offer your body to the horny.

Nymtoc · Jul 24, 2009

Horny patients in the Priapism Ward are a continual problem for nurses.

:e2brows:

Woof · Jul 24, 2009

Nurses in the Priapism ward spent an inordinate amount of time giving sponge baths.

Nymtoc · Jul 25, 2009

Baths should be taken at least every two weeks, except in summer, when a weekly bath is recommended.

Komnena · Jul 25, 2009

Recommended doses of Phentermine should not exceed one kilogram.

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