The Baboon/Oreo Challenge
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Stick the can of helium up his heart-shaped arsehole.
Poke the can with the stick.
Run past while he still has air, grab the oreos and run like hell.
I attack the baboon with my face. It is so perplexed at this unforeseen maneouver that I have time to use my mad ninja skills to grab the can of helium and the big stick. I use my mad ninja skills to open the can of helium, and then hand it back to the perplexed baboon and watch it get thrust gently back down the hallway by the force of the expanding gas.
I then thrust the big stick up the bunneh's butt and use my mad ninja skills to sharpen the stick into a key. I open the door, grab my reward, and use my mad ninja skills to perform a victory dance and then make my escape while everyone is stunned by all the awesomeosity.
I then swap the Oreos for Bourbon Creams.
I'm sorry; does anyone here speak mukluk? Whenever you open your mouth all I hear is "BLAH BLAH BLAH."
How do I know there is a cookie jar containing double chocolate Oreos on a table behind the locked door? Huh? Tell me that. And if there is a jar with Oreos in it, how do I know those cookies aren't stale, or worse yet, peed upon by said Baboon? Eh?
I believe this is just a gambit by you to make me engage that baboon and lose my face. Nope. No way am I falling for that one.
um. you got the pamphlet from the Baboonistan Department of Recreation, Tourism and Facelessness. The baboons are a bit more then dumb. They thought the Oreos, combined with the challenge, might bring more tourists.
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Perks up at the mention of Bourbon Creams. where...just show me where. Iz NOT afraid of the baboons.I then swap the Oreos for Bourbon Creams.
I've got this all figured out.
I shall drop my pants and show the baboon my ass. It will notice that I do not, in fact, have a pulsating red/purple mass and it will either a) laugh itself into a coma over my biological deformity, or b) feel sorry for me. Either way it will let me past.
I shall then use the stick, my face, the helium, and my newly claimed Oreos to go and bag me a kick-ass publishing deal.
I shall drop my pants and show the baboon my ass. It will notice that I do not, in fact, have a pulsating red/purple mass and it will either a) laugh itself into a coma over my biological deformity, or b) feel sorry for me. Either way it will let me past.
I shall then use the stick, my face, the helium, and my newly claimed Oreos to go and bag me a kick-ass publishing deal.
What if the baboon is aroused by your pasty-white buttocks and comes over all sexytime? What then?
And...I can't believe the shit I come out with sometimes.
Oh! I know! You could shit on the baboon!
And...I can't believe the shit I come out with sometimes.
Oh! I know! You could shit on the baboon!
I bow to your greater knowledge, and wish your arse well on its journey to the Golden Repository of Double Chocolate Oreos.