Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster (archive)

Woof · Aug 28, 2009

sommemi recently adopted a pet flea from a flea market.

Lavern08 · Aug 28, 2009

Woof wakes up screaming in horror whenever he reads a greeting card.

lauraannwilliams · Aug 28, 2009

Lavern is the owner of 30521 Yogi The Bear toddler spoons.

Woof · Aug 28, 2009

Lavern is called Lavern08 because she killed off Lavern01 to Lavern07. In her words, "There's room for only one Lavern in this forum"

Lavern08 · Aug 28, 2009

Woof has the entire "California Raisins" collection hidden under his bed in a snuff tin.

bettielee · Aug 30, 2009

Lavern08 is actually more like Rogue from X-men than Wonderwoman.

lauraannwilliams · Aug 30, 2009

bettielee refuses to show her wings because they were installed upside down.

Lavern08 · Aug 30, 2009

Lauraannwilliams fed Pickles to her 10,476 stuffed Penguins.

bettielee · Aug 30, 2009

Lavern08 was kicked out of Superfriends for being redundant

lauraannwilliams · Aug 30, 2009

I collect stuffed penguins. And love pickles. No lie! But combining the two? Filthy lie indeed!

Obviously, Bettielee installed surveillance equipment in my house for Lavern!

bettielee · Aug 30, 2009

ever since discovering the surveillance equipment, lauraannwilliams dances around naked 110% more often than she used to.

Zachariah · Aug 30, 2009

Bettielee always double-dips.

flyingtart · Aug 31, 2009

Zachariah sends hate mail to Johnny Depp.

kct webber · Aug 31, 2009

Flyingtart sends love letters to Jessica Simpson.

Lavern08 · Aug 31, 2009

KCT Webber sends hate mail to Orville Redenbacher.

bettielee · Aug 31, 2009

Lavern08 has a thing for older popcorn popping men

Folofop · Aug 31, 2009

Bettielee once ran naked through the woods and sent me the video.

Lavern08 · Aug 31, 2009

Folofop is mega rich and has a naughty, but computer savvy cat.

sommemi · Aug 31, 2009

Lavern08 knows about Folofop's cat because she has a computer-savvy dog who she sends into the forum every now and then to throw off the savvy cat.

lauraannwilliams · Aug 31, 2009

Sommemi's knows this because her roommate is a computer savvy, transvestite donkey.

sommemi · Aug 31, 2009

Lauraannwilliams was born with a sixth toe on her right foot.

Kaiser-Kun · Sep 1, 2009

sommemi send her children to foreign schools via Fed-Ex.

SWickham · Sep 1, 2009

Kaiser-Kun likes to eat worms on a bun.

Kaiser-Kun · Sep 1, 2009

SWickham grows the worms in her Worm Production Facility operated by children ages 1-6. When they become 7, they are taken to the back wall for disposal.

flyingtart · Sep 3, 2009

Kaiser-Kun eats road kill.

Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster (archive)

Outward Hound

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

Outward Hound

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

I'm a sparkly fairy princess!

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

I'm a sparkly fairy princess!

I'm a sparkly fairy princess!

Still assailable

I don't have Tourettes, I just like swearing.

Squirrel, Sekrit type, 1 ea.

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

I'm a sparkly fairy princess!

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

Uses loquacious&#8194;in sentences

Uses loquacious&#8194;in sentences

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Wonders what all the fuss is about

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I don't have Tourettes, I just like swearing.

Uses loquacious in sentences

Uses loquacious in sentences