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"Granny never got to see those dollars, unfortunately," said Detective Lieutenant Smithers, "and there are only three people in this room who would benefit from her unusual drowning in the fish bowl."
Tent: a chronic morning issue for men in where the blankets have a tendency to 'pitch' to high points upon awakening.
Awakening, Beverly looked up and saw a mirrored ceiling, and after pulling herself up she realized that she was in a huge bed in a room whose walls were decorated in weird psychedelic patterns, and as colored lights flashed everywhere and the sound of U2 filled the room all she could think was, "How did I get here?"
Motel 6 is opening a new chain of establishments called Motel 666, but only in places that are known to be cursed.
Sorry.
Uh hem.
Cursed, she lifted from the couch, arched her back, which crackled like a famous cereal bragging the same ability, then howled at the full moon, much to her bared-assed husband's amusement.
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Arousal of the active volcano was preceded by a great trembling followed by a massive eruption, then an explosion which spewed thousands of rocks and molten lava onto the defenseless village.