SciFi/Fantasy First Line Game
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When I recreated life on Earth this time, I edited out opposable thumbs and it was just hilarious to watch.
When allowed to abide by laws of their own creation, men are often uncontrollable, rash, and generally problematic to everyone else; the thought of working alongside mercenaries did little to ease Aeth Elnmark’s warzone tensions.
Princess Beutificus Maximus knew she'd had too much ale when she went to bed with an elf, but woke up with a hangover and an orc.
As a yawning Grimple reached for his morning portion of varly, he noticed in sadness that it sat in the cup unmoving, not at all quivering with the usual aromatic spasms and twitchings that a proper fresh helping should have.
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As Catherine aimed her HERF projector at the shoggoth, it occurred to her that it had to have been designed by a man; no woman would create such an obviously phallic weapon and call it a "pulse cannon".
Ethan fought unconsciousness as the Coaxillian guards dragged him back over the wooden planks into the containment area.
All hands were lost as the sea swallowed their ship -- it tasted like chicken.
(or at least tuna
)
(or at least tuna
)
I can be a cruel sea--devouring millions of lives and loves alike, but it was the heart of one man that finally calmed me; it's a shame it's not in my nature to remain one way for long.
It was a special kind of torture: sentenced to coast through space until he reached its edge.
I lay at the end of the universe wondering if the Oracle's prophecy would ever come true when a lone shuttle came drifting into view.
I told my friend Angie not to date a centaur, any centaur because they're all alike--half-ass, half-man, which is surprisingly similar to every other male of every other species.