Lannon, Wisconsin, is a dangerous place to drive through at the end of October-full of cops (trying to fulfill quotas, and taking advantage of the speed trap), and worse things (doing the same).
Most people connect the full moon to wolf shifters, but many of our vampiric rites--like our life renewal and consort ceremonies--are held at the same time.
You know you've married a crazy woman when you show her a death certificate and a bill for the body clinic, and she still thinks you were cheating on her.
I was utterly devastated when I found out my wife was sleeping with a zombie, because not only did our vows mean nothing to her--our beliefs, what I thought were both our beliefs, meant nothing.
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