SciFi/Fantasy First Line Game

JMBlackman · Oct 18, 2009

In the end, I sought God and found that he was a small, gray mouse, but very wise.

The Otter · Oct 18, 2009

When he was eight years old, Felix saw his death prophesized in a cartoon.

ejaycee · Oct 18, 2009

Sometimes I don't understand my husband– it always happens once a month, when he starts getting even hairier and howls at the moon.

badducky · Oct 18, 2009

Once a month, at the full moon, my poodle transforms into a very polite midget.

ELMontague · Oct 18, 2009

I prefer a girl to be lightly roasted with just a touch of sage.

Sarah W · Oct 18, 2009

It's tough being a cannibal with high cholesterol.

ELMontague · Oct 18, 2009

Looking like a human doesn't make you one.

Sarah W · Oct 19, 2009

Humans are big on appearance, low on common sense.

MGraybosch · Oct 19, 2009

PFC Johnson sighted on the enemy warlock as he chanted and gesticulated, and wondered how long it would be before Tinkerbell figured out that stuffing the officer corps with wizards wasn't sound doctrine.

Sarah W · Oct 19, 2009

The best thing about Tinkerbell wizards is the way they stand so nice and still for our snipers while they're doing their pixie dust-hokey pokey routine.

ELMontague · Oct 19, 2009

Hell if I know who left it on the moon.

JMBlackman · Oct 19, 2009

So, I was wandering on the moon the other day and found the holy grail, but I have no idea how it could have ended up there.

ELMontague · Oct 19, 2009

And then, then he said, he said the world was round and traveling thousands of miles an hour around the sun while the moon spun around us; have you ever heard such tripe?

Sarah W · Oct 20, 2009

My great uncle sailed to the end of the world three times--twice without falling off--but my mother doesn't like to talk about him.

Sarah W · Oct 20, 2009

I told the unicorn that I would believe in him if he would believe in me, but he walked away in a snit muttering something about drunks and crappy pick-up lines.

Or

The unicorn offered to believe in me, if I'd believe in her, but I thought I'd wait until the glenfiddich wore off a bit first.

ELMontague · Oct 20, 2009

Magic is in your heart, Ben, either you believe or it dies.

Sarah W · Oct 20, 2009

You can clap all you want, but when the faerie powering your pacemaker finally runs out of juice, there's nothing to do but petition your HMO for a trip to Never Never.

JMBlackman · Oct 20, 2009

"No, Mr. Watson, you are not covered for a replacement spell, regardless of whether you'll die without it or not and I'm not the one who writes your policy, so you'll need to take it up with your insurance company."

MumblingSage · Oct 20, 2009

As the last child on Earth, I was as spoiled rotten as you might imagine.

slcboston · Oct 20, 2009

The ladybugs were everywhere, and they were packing heat.

ELMontague · Oct 20, 2009

I don't know who started the war, but it was either the banks or the insurance companies.

ejaycee · Oct 20, 2009

I found rust in my ear, one of my joints started squeaking, and some Evil Emperor dude tried to take over my planet– average day, all things considered.

badducky · Oct 21, 2009

I used to be a cat.

Sarah W · Oct 21, 2009

My aptitude tests had guided me into a career as an Evil Galactic Overlady, but there was no dental and the hours sucked.

JMBlackman · Oct 21, 2009

Whoever knew that when my mom said I was destined for something, I would end up being a dragon slayer (and a piss-poor one at that).

SciFi/Fantasy First Line Game

I’m trying.

Friendly Neighborhood Mustelid

knows nothing of your ruined garden

No Time For Chitchat, Kemosabe.

ELMontague

Bibilophibian At Large

ELMontague

Bibilophibian At Large

Lunch Break Novelist

Bibilophibian At Large

ELMontague

I’m trying.

ELMontague

Bibilophibian At Large

Bibilophibian At Large

ELMontague

Bibilophibian At Large

I’m trying.

Inarticulate Herb

Pasture-ized

ELMontague

knows nothing of your ruined garden

No Time For Chitchat, Kemosabe.

Bibilophibian At Large

I’m trying.