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Slushie · Nov 1, 2009

Wouldn't they smell like dung?

Woof · Nov 1, 2009

What if they wore cologne?

Nymtoc · Nov 1, 2009

Eau de Scarabée, perhaps?

Matera the Mad · Nov 1, 2009

Do literary dung beetles roll their books in lttle balls and trundle them along?

Woof · Nov 2, 2009

Good question. Do you know any literary dung beetles that you could ask?

Nymtoc · Nov 2, 2009

Don't they turn up at literary dung beetle salons?

Woof · Nov 2, 2009

What do they discuss at literary dung beetle salons?

Nymtoc · Nov 2, 2009

Don't they discuss all the crap that's being published?

Woof · Nov 2, 2009

Are you speaking of the excrementalist movement?

Nymtoc · Nov 2, 2009

Yes, and don't the dung beetles sit on stools while discussing it?

Woof · Nov 2, 2009

What about those dung beetles who are too anally retentive to express their feelings?

Nymtoc · Nov 2, 2009

Aren't there dung beetle psychotherapists who can help them face their conflicts and loosen up?

Matera the Mad · Nov 2, 2009

Aren't they afraid that loosening up will affect the bindings of their...um...collections?

Woof · Nov 2, 2009

But with all this loosening up, aren't those dung beetle psychotherapists worried about soiling their reputations, not to mention their couches?

Nymtoc · Nov 2, 2009

Don't they insist that their patients wear protective undergarments, such as Creepends or Crawlquility?

Slushie · Nov 2, 2009

But wouldn't dung beetles prefer to sit in a pool of feces?

Woof · Nov 2, 2009

What about those nonconforming renegade dung beetles who choose to bathe in a crystal blue stream?

Nymtoc · Nov 2, 2009

Don't they evolve into water beetles?

Woof · Nov 2, 2009

Indeed. And don't water beetles evolve into waterfowl (after a few million years) ?

talkwrite · Nov 2, 2009

Or do they grow their hair, pick up a few instruments and form a band in Liverpool?

Slushie · Nov 2, 2009

~~Is that what them fancy-pantsy people call "science"?~~ crosspost

Are you calling English music the product of dung beetles?

talkwrite · Nov 2, 2009

Isn't music the international language?

Slushie · Nov 2, 2009

Should we ask the United Nations?

Nymtoc · Nov 2, 2009

But the UN has 192 member nations, so wouldn't we have to ask all of them?

Matera the Mad · Nov 2, 2009

Do we have to ask them in their own languages?

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