When he said he had a problem with faeries, I brought a bird cage, so, you can see why I was very unprepared when something that looked nothing like Tinker Bell stomped out of his swimming pool.
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The galaxy (of the many, I refer to the Milky Way) is one of those reluctant hangouts, like a parking lot.
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The reason we're given for the madness is trying to adjust our circadian rhythm of 24-hour days into 32-hour days, but I suspect it's something more.
Ma used to say that there were 24 usable hours in one day, but she never did a tour on Rapsidon 5, where the norm is 32.
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You got that from Dragon Age, huh?
Okay for mine: Sand licking has some rather adverse effects on the psyche, including swelling of the brain, hallucinations, meeting Bob Saget, and growing a third limb.
I'd heard that blood makes the grass grow but if I'd known it would turn the trees into carnivorous creatures, I wouldn't have tried it.
She never understood that it wasn't blood in general that turned things to carnivorous creatures, but my blood.
I was still a couple hundred short on rent, but if I sold any more of my blood on the black market, I risked being exposed as Patient Zero.
You got that from Dragon Age, huh?
Okay for mine: Sand licking has some rather adverse effects on the psyche, including swelling of the brain, hallucinations, meeting Bob Saget, and growing a third limb.
Never read/seen Dragon Age. I just liked the idea of an AA-style intro. I like your line though.
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Some days should be struck from memory - like the day your new laptop tried to eat you.
(More fun because I've just got a new laptop - early Christmas prezzie. Not tried to eat me though.)
My friend had a really bad break-up recently, so, I recommended Happy Days, the agency that can edit days, weeks, or even months from your mind (and from your heart).*
*Yes, I am thinking about Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Shush. I love that movie.
*Yes, I am thinking about Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Shush. I love that movie.
My friend recently suffered a horrible break-up and thankfully he carried insurance with for that sort of thing, so we just had to drop him off at The Assembly Hut; you know, putting you back together for over twenty years.
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Uncontrollable anger, run-away lust, terrible forgetfulness--these are are things we can cure, but to date, none of our scientists have been able to eliminate love due to being unable to define it.
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Contrary to centuries of romantic philosophy, the biopsychiatric reaction called 'love' can be eradicated with one simple injection, but 89% of test subjects make the same stupid mistakes in their choice of partners over and over again.
(Next line--"Take me, for example.")
(Next line--"Take me, for example.")
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The single deciding factor between the survival or complete annihilation of all life on Sol-III was discovered, in retrospect, to be the death of the last queen of the genus Apis in the family Apidae, order Hymenoptera.