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Woof · Dec 22, 2009

But what if the other writers don't think he's up to snuff and start to patronize?

Nymtoc · Dec 22, 2009

In that case, can't he find fault with their position and ridiculize?

Matera the Mad · Dec 22, 2009

Could he not calmly commentize on what others statementize?

Nymtoc · Dec 23, 2009

But can he rhetorize and not at the same time pedantize?

QueenB · Dec 23, 2009

What makes anyone think that writers are smart enough to know those five-dollars words?

Woof · Dec 23, 2009

How dare you suggest that our words are worth anything less than $20 apiece?

Nymtoc · Dec 23, 2009

Your may say your words are worth $20, but didn't I see you in a booth at the mall last week, selling them for $17.95 apiece, along with a chance to win a silicone spatula (choice of red or blue) in a drawing?

Woof · Dec 23, 2009

It's a lie! ~~We were all out of red spatulas.~~ You're a fine one to talk. How about you hawking used words at a flea market for $9.50, cash only, under the table?

Nymtoc · Dec 23, 2009

Didn't I tell you that I have an identical twin brother, and wasn't it he whom you saw in the flea market?

Woof · Dec 23, 2009

Your identical twin brother, huh? Then how come the sign above the table read "Words By Nymtoc. We Won't Be Undersold" ?

Nymtoc · Dec 23, 2009

Wasn't it because my dear brother has some minor, unresolved problems with the law and considered it prudent to use my name instead of his?

Matera the Mad · Dec 23, 2009

Could it have been a typo?

Woof · Dec 24, 2009

A typo? You could be right. If I'm not mistaken, isn't the name of Nymtoc's lawless identical twin brother, Numbtalk?

Nymtoc · Dec 24, 2009

Where did you get such a bizarre idea? Have you met ~~Murgatroyd~~ my brother?

Woof · Dec 24, 2009

Yes, I have met your brother and would you believe he told me that you were Siamese twins and that your brains were separated at birth?

Nymtoc · Dec 24, 2009

Do you mean he's still peddling that canard about how each of us has only half a brain?

Matera the Mad · Dec 24, 2009

Which half have you got?

Nymtoc · Dec 25, 2009

Since I'm able to write, doesn't that mean I have the left half?

Woof · Dec 25, 2009

What is your brother able to do with his right half?

Nymtoc · Dec 25, 2009

Isn't that what makes him a successful ~~con man~~ tuba player?

Woof · Dec 25, 2009

Is it true that he sells tubas on the black market?

Nymtoc · Dec 25, 2009

Didn't you hear that he recently added piccolos as a sideline?

Woof · Dec 26, 2009

And what about the rumor that he smuggles grand pianos into the country?

Nymtoc · Dec 26, 2009

Isn't that erroneous? Isn't he really smuggling harpsichords?

Woof · Dec 26, 2009

You could be correct there. Wasn't he arrested in a harpsichord sting last year?

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