Granted, but now the Island of Naboomboom is the Island from Lord of the Flies.
I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner.
I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner.
Your wish is granted...
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Granted. You are boiling happily in the pot and soon you will be a stage prop for a very cute little boy.
I wish I had a clone of Secretariat.
I wish I had a clone of Secretariat.
Granted
You have a clone of the UN Secretariat, but since it has more than 2,000 members, it has taken over your house--in fact, your whole neighborhood--and you are being charged with disturbing the peace, disorderly conduct, and making silly wishes.
I wish I knew how to get back at people who tell me my writing sucks.
You have a clone of the UN Secretariat, but since it has more than 2,000 members, it has taken over your house--in fact, your whole neighborhood--and you are being charged with disturbing the peace, disorderly conduct, and making silly wishes.
I wish I knew how to get back at people who tell me my writing sucks.
Granted. You learn to follow them around and slash their tires. Unfortunately one of your victims is a cousin of a Mafia godfather.
I wish I had a box big enough for all the inkpens.
I wish I had a box big enough for all the inkpens.
G R A N T E D
You now have a box big enough for every ink pen ever made in the world ever.... Too bad you were still in the bottom of the box when they dumped them all in there.
O O P S!
I wish I had a blue shoe...
You now have a box big enough for every ink pen ever made in the world ever.... Too bad you were still in the bottom of the box when they dumped them all in there.
O O P S!
I wish I had a blue shoe...
Granted. You have a blue horseshoe.
I wish a famous director would offer me a part in his movie.
Automatic writing machine (patented by George P. Riggs, 1910)
I wish a famous director would offer me a part in his movie.
Automatic writing machine (patented by George P. Riggs, 1910)
G R A N T E D
You are now three-legged bob, the rabbid ocelot. Is it true that the costume they make you wear is 90 pounds, and skulding hot inside?
I wish there was a reason for snow.
You are now three-legged bob, the rabbid ocelot. Is it true that the costume they make you wear is 90 pounds, and skulding hot inside?
I wish there was a reason for snow.
Granted.
Snow cones. Only you just get the yellow ones. (And no, it ain't lemon)
I wish the window wasn't leaking.
Snow cones. Only you just get the yellow ones. (And no, it ain't lemon)
I wish the window wasn't leaking.
Granted!
Oh, you didn't intend to include yourself in that list, did you? Oopsie!
I wish it would stop snowing.
Oh, you didn't intend to include yourself in that list, did you? Oopsie!
I wish it would stop snowing.
Granted.
The snow stops. The glaciers start. You do know how to hunt for mammoth, right?
I wish I could be in multiple places at once.
The snow stops. The glaciers start. You do know how to hunt for mammoth, right?
I wish I could be in multiple places at once.
Granted. You can be here and on the surface of any planet without a habitable atmosphere at the same time. Not as useful as you'd hoped? Never is around here.
I wish I didn't need a day job.
I wish I didn't need a day job.
Granted.
You have a night job. You work from 8 p.m. to 8 a.m. and, with all the chores you have to do during the day, you are lucky if you can catch 3 or 4 hours sleep before going to work again. But hey, you certainly don't need a day job.
I wish I were famous, so that my name would keep coming up on the news shows.
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granted. nymtoc is now a household word, advertised on every prime time channel. and SUCH a great cat litter that everyone sings its praise.
i wish my cat could clean and fill his own litter box
i wish my cat could clean and fill his own litter box
Granted. He fills it with gold dust which he buys with your credit card.
I wish my car would remove snow and ice from itself.
I wish my car would remove snow and ice from itself.
Granted.
However, in order to do so, it comes to life and takes on the personality of a dead relative (as in the ill-fated sitcom My Mother the Car), and now it talks to you constantly, bitching, shouting, complaining all day and, at night, cursing you from the garage.
I wish I had as much money as Tiger Woods.
However, in order to do so, it comes to life and takes on the personality of a dead relative (as in the ill-fated sitcom My Mother the Car), and now it talks to you constantly, bitching, shouting, complaining all day and, at night, cursing you from the garage.
I wish I had as much money as Tiger Woods.
Granted.
You also get all of his Not-so popular popularity right now.
I wish I was somewhere warmer.
You also get all of his Not-so popular popularity right now.
I wish I was somewhere warmer.
G R A N T E D
Please do remember that you said, and I quote "Hell is just a sauna"
I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.
Please do remember that you said, and I quote "Hell is just a sauna"
I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.
[This is the easiest wish the genie has had all week.]
Granted.
You've been fired.
I wish I owned the moon.
Granted.
You've been fired.
I wish I owned the moon.
Granted. You do know about property tax right?
Maybe you could get some renters.
I wish someone would name a sandwich after me.
Maybe you could get some renters.
I wish someone would name a sandwich after me.
Granted. There is now a Nightfly sandwich. It is not very popular because it is served only at night and its meat is quite small and has wings.
I wish I could be sure my scales were accurate.
I wish I could be sure my scales were accurate.
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your scales are now green and rosy pink--just like your avatar
i wish there was a seed catalog in my mail boix today--s6
i wish there was a seed catalog in my mail boix today--s6
Granted. It is the Kudzu Seed Company's with a thousand different varieties, all guaranteed to grow.
I wish I had a parka.
I wish I had a parka.
Granted. It's a magic parka that protects you from sleet (but not rain, snow or hail) and now that you've tried it on, well, you'll never get it off. It's too bulky to wear anything over, either.
I wish I owned the moon and that it was exempt from property taxes.
I wish I owned the moon and that it was exempt from property taxes.
Congratulations. You own one of Saturn's smallest moons and since it is worthless there are no property taxes on it.
I wish I had space to organize my clothes.
I wish I had space to organize my clothes.